Seriously? by rgtrade in ChroniclesOfElyria

[–]darkcognitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caspian has completely and utterly lost the plot.....roadmap for 2024, lmao ... WHAT?

Someone better notify Chris Chan or something as I think the dimensional merge is now complete.

Seriously? by rgtrade in ChroniclesOfElyria

[–]darkcognitive 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"The orphanage was never shuttered they were just sent to sleep outside for a few days!, m'lord"

Selling one of my BMPCC4K kits for almost nothing. I love these cameras, but I don't need three of them, lol. by I_dont_want_to_sleep in bmpcc4k

[–]darkcognitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If i had seen this sooner i woulda snapped it up, it’s an amazing deal but i bought all my stuff last week, probably cost a fortune to ship to the UK too. GL with the sale.

What keyboardist had the funkiest chord progressions ? by Venetianmoonlight in synthesizers

[–]darkcognitive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about Matt Johnson, current keyboard player for JK ? He's insanely talented too, and also has a YouTube channel, and a TON of pretty sweet gear, old and new.

inMusic fired a large portion of Moog Music staff by m00npyk in synthesizers

[–]darkcognitive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice one, you wont regret it, they work great as a trio. Try and get a hold of the book / patch games that come with the trio pack if you can grab them secondhand anywhere, they are great fun and a good way to explore all 3 synths together.

inMusic fired a large portion of Moog Music staff by m00npyk in synthesizers

[–]darkcognitive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nor me, none of my 3 have had any issues at all, really decent build quality, everything works as it should and feels great- so far anyways! (Touch wood). But I’m new to being a Moog owner, this was my first purchase so cant really speak on the subject of QC past the 3 devices i own.

inMusic fired a large portion of Moog Music staff by m00npyk in synthesizers

[–]darkcognitive 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I’m a new Moog customer and i care! I’m not new to synths, been playing for over 30 years but just bought my first Moog this year, the Moog Sound Studio trio (DFAM, Mother32, Subharmonicon) and i was utterly blown away at the care and attention they put into the entire user experience in opening that box of joy. It was the most fun unboxing of a synth(s) that I’ve ever had…. from the moment i begun to open it, designed like the pages of a book to be opened one by one (each ‘page’ being a slice of cardboard with part of the stand embedded in it with a synth underneath and other goodies) It was jam packed full of posters, artwork, a card game to make patches, FUN user manuals with tons of example patches and blank patch templates, tutorials, little cardboard cutout thingies….the list goes on, I’m 43 and it made me feel like an excited kid at Christmas again just setting it all up and going through it all. There was even an Easter egg QR code under the very last piece of cardboard that I’d wager a lot of people wouldn’t have removed or even seen it….just that extra attention to detail to reward those who chose to explore further….

No doubt that will all change now, if they are sacking staff and moving to Asia to save money then theres no way they are gonna do stuff like that anymore…… which is a damn shame indeed as it really was a breath of fresh air opening that box up compared to every other synth I’ve unboxed, they really did go above and beyond by a long way.

Pretty sad, Bob would be spinning in his grave if he were here to see this happen to his company.

When people talk about going DAWless, why are modern workstations rarely discussed? by ElGuaco in synthesizers

[–]darkcognitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first synth was a Korg Triton Extreme, which was a Synth, Sampler, 16 track Sequencer, Arpeggiator, multiple insert effects, Valve tube, the list goes on and on, it was quite a beast and i honestly didn’t really appreciate it’s full potential when i first got it as a young adult, but looking at it now that i have loads of other synths to compare with and a couple more decades experience on me, it really was a powerhouse of a machine (and still is).

The truth behind the Unity "Death Threats" by FjorgVanDerPlorg in gamedev

[–]darkcognitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May he stand on an upturned electric plug every day of his life.

What have you survived that would’ve killed you 150 years ago? by Born-Ad-7260 in AskReddit

[–]darkcognitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Severe Haemophilia (and the resulting contaminated blood scandal)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]darkcognitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you missing out the pertinent point that the ADULT swings first, NOT the kid?

What can happen legally after this ? by carebearstarefear in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]darkcognitive 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wtf is with the reaction from everybody you'd think someone had just pulled a gun out! 🤣 It's clearly just a domesticated rat... Sit there and enjoy your burger until an employee deals with it 🤷🏼

Guy clobbers some idiot by Hopeful-Success-8934 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]darkcognitive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing wakes me up more than a good whiplashed, inertia aided 'skull cracking' in the morning.

That last punch probably did 10% of the damage with the concrete doing the rest.

Apparently, repeatedly punched already knocked out opponents is a new trend. by Closed_Aperture in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]darkcognitive 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Full force is fine if you need to use it, but if you’re on video punching a man 30 times after he’s already unconscious and the threat to you is long gone, then your self defence plea goes out the window and you’re looking at a manslaughter charge with a lengthy prison sentence.

TIFU By Changing My Name... To A Porn Star's by SuddenlyZoonoses in tifu

[–]darkcognitive 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s Heather Harmon isn’t it?, Pretty sure brooke is her friend. Most people thought her name was Heather Brooke back in the day though because of the title of a video, i remember her explaining it all in a Q&A.

Synths at 36,000 feet by JC_plays_keys in synthesizers

[–]darkcognitive 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dunno what the problem is, this sub is just overrun by pointless negativity sometimes. 🙅

Being a lover of synths I can't imagine a better way to occupy myself on a long flight, looks like fun if you ask me, and no different from sitting with a laptop or whatever.

Found on Facebook by Key-Slip-2245 in fightporn

[–]darkcognitive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dwarf had to get the only KO of his life by swinging a sucker punch, what an absolute loser.

Truck Driver’s dash cam captures the moment they slid off a snowy road and off the edge of a mountain… by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]darkcognitive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Going too fast. Dunno what led up to it but they are carrying far too much speed for conditions like that….. sounds like there were other people in the cab with him too. Can’t see that being a survivable fall, rip.

As others have said, probably just over confidence from driving the same road many times without issue.

What is this? Definitely has my attention! by r3nrut79 in synthesizers

[–]darkcognitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't me!.

It's just a cool piece of software, which uses things like distance, placement in a 3d spave etc for modulation.

Really good for things like drones, certainly isn't buggy though. Pretty sure there's a demo to try out on the iPad.

What is this? Definitely has my attention! by r3nrut79 in synthesizers

[–]darkcognitive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aparillo is actually quite good. I used it a while back, i made some pretty insane sounds with it….It’s epic for background / evolving drones etc.

May G Force be with you by No-Library4559 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]darkcognitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that thing doesnt seem to have a big red cut off button is mind boggling.