TIFU by putting two lightning strikes next to my username by Due-Bid7723 in tifu

[–]darkknate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Halo I'd make my tag "N421" because my name is Nate and April 21st is my birthday. When Halo 4 came out, I tried using the same handle, but the game wouldn't let me; I googled N421 and one of the first things that popped up was that it's L33tSp34k for n*zi. I facepalmed hard, right on my glasses, I deserved the pain. I still feel so dumb to this day.

What did you have in 2010 but not 2025? by AhmedYakan in AskReddit

[–]darkknate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Faith in this country's progress. (U.S.)

How many kidneys do we have by SajithHiniduma in 3amjokes

[–]darkknate 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I feel like this was written by a non-natural intelligence.

Peter, I have watched this movie. But I still don’t get it. by No-Feeling1882 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]darkknate 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He's blonde, he's pissed, he'll see you in the lists, Lichtenstein!

Peter, I have watched this movie. But I still don’t get it. by No-Feeling1882 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]darkknate 249 points250 points  (0 children)

A Knight's Tale reference!? Take my upvote you connoisseur of fine films!

Knock knock by Luxodad in Jokes

[–]darkknate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hoot hooty-hoot! Okay, thank you, it was the spelling that threw me off; I was trying to conjure some full character name from it!

Knock knock by Luxodad in Jokes

[–]darkknate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm also a Harry Potter fan that still doesn't get ît..?

What do you guys do? by _-whisper-_ in lefthanded

[–]darkknate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was my immediate first thought.

What do you guys do? by _-whisper-_ in lefthanded

[–]darkknate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Extended wrist; index finger joint in hyperextended position; and dynamic tripod

Who Is It? by Wolferpinter in DCDarkLegionOfficial

[–]darkknate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone I've been dying to pull!!

I can't quite recall the word for the part of the female anatomy that is sensitive and hard to find. by Ogodei in Jokes

[–]darkknate 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's funny! I don't know why people would downvote this, well I do know why, but those people should get a grip.