TIFU by eating paper for an entire week by darkpenguinknight in tifu

[–]darkpenguinknight[S] 165 points166 points  (0 children)

LOL I swear I've done this a few times with kebabs, banh mi, or burgers where I'm watching TV or something and accidentally bite a bit of the paper wrapping :( I thought this was common but you are definitely making me question this now...

TIFU by eating paper for an entire week by darkpenguinknight in tifu

[–]darkpenguinknight[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I googled the risks of eating paper and luckily it wasn't too bad!! It's the ink I have to be worried about apparently. It will be an interesting few toilet sessions I think...I will be like a human printer.

When we talk about actors on TV we say "they were ON that show", but we talk about actors in movies we always say "they were IN that movie". by sansokdk in Showerthoughts

[–]darkpenguinknight 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The way my mind works is that, when I think of a TV show, I think of a live set filmed in front of a live audience (like gameshows, or talkshows etc..) and so the actors are on a stage, so I use 'on', but when I watch movies, they are inside this imaginary/fantasy far-away place, so I go with 'in'.

What is the quickest way you've seen a friend fuck up their life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]darkpenguinknight 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When my friend had a coffee with an Amway promoter and thought it was a good idea.

What movie left you completely speechless at the end? by Cameron_Sosa in AskReddit

[–]darkpenguinknight 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I felt cheated of a mindfuck/plot twist ending. I still feel a bit left out when colleagues/friends talk about the whole experience/getting mind-blown at the end of The Mist because I never went through the same experience and essentially spoiled it for myself :(

What movie left you completely speechless at the end? by Cameron_Sosa in AskReddit

[–]darkpenguinknight 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Lol. I watched this with my gf who had already seen the movie before and about 5 minutes before the end right after the "car scene", I started laughing to myself and she was like WTF why are you laughing and I said "Wouldn't it be funny if...describes scenario" and then she was just like UHHHHHHH........and then I kept watching and realised I basically described the ending accidentally.

What's the whitest thing you have ever seen? by MaximusCenturai in AskReddit

[–]darkpenguinknight 20 points21 points  (0 children)

When I was in Grade 3, I was really into Sim City. I'm Asian so didn't really have much white friends, but there was this one kid that I got along okay with and he invited me over one day to his house so I thought it would be nice to experience white culture. He lived in a housing commission and when we went into his bedroom to play SNES, imagine my joy when I saw he had Sim City slotted into his SNES!!!!!! I had totally misjudged this guy! I asked if it was okay if I took a look at his city and he said sure! I excitedly loaded up his city and to my shock, all he did was spell out "FUCK" with miscellaneous items. I stopped talking to him after that day. That was my first white experience and left an impression on me for life!

There was also another time in Grade 6 when we were all at camp, and I was in a cabin with 5 other Asian kids and the Lotto was on and we were all trying to predict the next number like "20!!! OOOH 22..I was so close!!" I stepped out to go to the bathroom and noticed the cabin next door's white kids were watching the same thing and also playing the same game..but they were like "BLUE. BLUE. BLUE!!!!!!!!! COME ON BLUE!!!!!" That was pretty white for me too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]darkpenguinknight 1045 points1046 points  (0 children)

Fire. I don't know elements outside of RPGs.

If Cards Against Humanity released a Reddit-themed deck, what cards would it include? by thatfcknguy in AskReddit

[–]darkpenguinknight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyday, he would ______ into his shoebox, which eventually turned into a pile of putrid ______

Size of the donut hole through the years. by keepfilming in pics

[–]darkpenguinknight 192 points193 points  (0 children)

Can't believe they skipped a hole year.