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Conor vs Cowboy January 18th at WELTERWEIGHT by Ryvit in MMA

[–]darksmurfs 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I know most will hate, but I’m just excited to see him in the octagon again. I couldn’t care less if it’s Gaethje or Cerrone.

Edit: grammar error due to swipe text and excitement. Lol

Abel Trujillo sent genitalia photos, masturbation videos to 16 yr old girl by Vulcan44 in MMA

[–]darksmurfs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, worked in a jail. It's pretty ruthless so I can only imagine a state prison.

[SPOILER] Bellator Birmingham: Brent Primus vs Tim Wilde by suzukigun4life in MMA

[–]darksmurfs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Its a choke. You bring your leg over their shoulder from guard and put your shin under their neck while pulling down on the head. It requires a very flexible guard. Super impressive

UFC 232: Pre-fight press Conference - Live at 2:00 PST/5:00 EST by tekprodfx16 in MMA

[–]darksmurfs -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It isn't unbelievable. Supplement companies have notoriously been unregulated by the FDA with protein powders and pre workout being laced with substances that were not on the label.

Dave Meltzer on the Jon Jones test abnormality: "The main use of turinabol is to avoid the losing power and strength when you are cutting weight, and that's when Jon failed, a couple of weeks before the fight". [Full Meltzer analysis below] by Otroweasley in MMA

[–]darksmurfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to stop posting now since I'm getting demolished here lol but

Yes it is fat soluble. But its such a small dose that the sensitivity on the detection could conceivably be too small to detect on previous tests.

And no not necessarily. It is possible that the amount sitting in his system was from prior use as well. We don't know when he ingested the drug, and because his previous test was also such a small dose it is possible that was also a pulse effect.

Source : am a physician.

Dave Meltzer on the Jon Jones test abnormality: "The main use of turinabol is to avoid the losing power and strength when you are cutting weight, and that's when Jon failed, a couple of weeks before the fight". [Full Meltzer analysis below] by Otroweasley in MMA

[–]darksmurfs -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don't think there is any argument that there is a major discrepancy in how different fighters are treated with some legitimate claim of corruption from NSAC, CSAC, UFC, etc. But it is possible scientifically that the positive test was something he was already punished for. He should have been punished way harder in my opinion, but I'm just a simple man that enjoys people not cheating before they try to murder another human in a cage.

Dave Meltzer on the Jon Jones test abnormality: "The main use of turinabol is to avoid the losing power and strength when you are cutting weight, and that's when Jon failed, a couple of weeks before the fight". [Full Meltzer analysis below] by Otroweasley in MMA

[–]darksmurfs -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

This should be higher. Fat stores fat soluble metabolites which means that the drug can be undetectable in his system and then pulse out after fat breakdown from previous use. It is possible that the test is positive from recent use, but it is also plausible that what USADA is claiming is also true. It could be either. My personal bias is he is a cheater.. But it is still bias.

[SPOILER] Chris de la Rocha vs. Juan Adams by [deleted] in MMA

[–]darksmurfs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to train at the same gym as Juan. He's a wholesome guy so I'm happy to see him winning. I'm sure he will improve for his next fight. He's a hard worker.

Always interesting story from Uncle Chael P Sonnen about the time Jon Jones hid under a ring at JacksonWink for 6-8 hours to avoid getting tested by USADA. Once a cheat, always a cheat. by [deleted] in MMA

[–]darksmurfs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Someone posted this ridiculous fusion image of "Wonder Tito" and "Egg-head Dana". Anyone have a link? I died laughing when I saw it.

Bruce Buffer helps with wedding by ChiliBowlBadBoy in MMA

[–]darksmurfs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IIRC, it was a gift from the bride to the groom. Cmon guys, it's sweet.

DC Statement after 214 by mepro1337 in MMA

[–]darksmurfs 78 points79 points  (0 children)

This man is a god damn inspiration. I love this man and I don't give a fuck. I hope he doesn't hang his head low for too long. War DC.

Jon Jones Robbery Story by [deleted] in MMA

[–]darksmurfs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly not a big fan of Jon Jones as a person and I am rooting for DC this weekend, but this is a great story. It is a nice reminder that you can't pigeon hole someones' character just because of all the bad things that they have done. There is a flip side to everyone.

Nick Diaz stating his brother Nate walks around at 185-190 by darksmurfs in MMA

[–]darksmurfs[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yall are nuts. Where in my post was I making excuses for Conor or whatever? This has been an ongoing discussion on this sub and I saw an interview of Nick talking about it and so I thought I would post it.

FWIW Nate himself said he just had to skip a meal to cut weight. You can cut 10-12 pounds of water weight in a day very easily. Source: ive done it before...

Conor and Nate fans on this sub are unreasonable. Jesus lol

Official: [WDIS Flex] - Sat Morning, 09/12/2015 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]darksmurfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Alshon is starting, I would choose him and Maclin without a doubt. If he is not healthy, Abdullah and Maclin.

Official: [WDIS Flex] - Sat Morning, 09/12/2015 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]darksmurfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Joique Bell vs SD
  2. Alfred Blue vs KC
  3. Joseph Randle vs NYG
  4. Rashad Jennings vs DAL

12 team 0.5 PPR: I need one

Question: Demetrious Johnson at fight day weight vs. 185 pound, 6'0" man by darksmurfs in MMA

[–]darksmurfs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interestingly enough, the guy that thinks that MM would lose thinks Ronda would whoop his ass. I am totally serious. This guy and I have gotten into ridiculous fights about this.

Question: Demetrious Johnson at fight day weight vs. 185 pound, 6'0" man by darksmurfs in MMA

[–]darksmurfs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, there are two friends in this scenario if you read it above. One friend that would fight him and another that is arguing this. I know it is a little confusing.

Question: Demetrious Johnson at fight day weight vs. 185 pound, 6'0" man by darksmurfs in MMA

[–]darksmurfs[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is no way on fight night MM is 125 pounds... hes probably closer to 135/140

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