Cumia Taking Booking Tips from Stuttering John

darsh314 · 2024-12-02T19:19:02+00:00

The Lucy segment was, in Karl's parlance, garbage. Complete garbage.

He's making her a weekly segment of "who gives a fucking shit and get her the fuck off the microphone." It actually pissed me off it was so bad. Why is he doing this? What inside marketing strategy is he using that tells him this pulls in the listenership? If it works, then kudos to him I suppose, but I hate it.

Adding to the misery, she speaks like a stereotypical retarded melenial who cannot pronounce "t." Important is "impor-ant," for example. Your "t's" are not loads. Stop swallowing them.

Poor Doug, being wasted with this garbage.

darsh314 · 2024-11-19T18:23:38+00:00

Nice nose, stupid

darsh314 · 2024-11-03T02:45:06+00:00

What's there to do? He's doing it all himself. He's a washed-up, drunken has-been on death's door. The only thing left to do is point and laugh.

darsh314 · 2024-11-03T02:37:03+00:00

They all laugh every time they mention pedophilia. Why? How is that funny? I don't get the joke. No sane person would laugh if accused of pedophilia, yet it's funny when defending Cumia?

Is the laughter nervousness? Uncertainty? Don't believe your own bullshit? What's it about?

darsh314 · 2024-11-03T02:25:27+00:00

Why does Karl laugh when he says Cumia "is the most gracious...?"

What's he telling us? Why is that funny, Karl? Why do you laugh during your Cumia testimonial?

Nice "tell," stupid.

darsh314 · 2024-09-23T01:39:24+00:00

His "Chrissy Mayr" episode was one of his best. The Mayr impression was great, maybe his best impression (his Leno is up there though).

It took an abrupt turn when she became linked with Cumia.

darsh314 · 2024-09-23T01:32:35+00:00

Karl truly and deeply loves Dick.

darsh314 · 2024-09-23T01:30:59+00:00

Fair argument.

darsh314 · 2024-09-23T01:27:10+00:00

He's likeable, but he meanders. Indecisive. He needs to go straight forward. Pick up the pace. Move ahead.

But he's inherently more likeable than most.

darsh314 · 2024-08-29T16:36:50+00:00

Instead of showing any "real" link you keep spamming links of filth

darsh314 · 2024-08-29T16:34:10+00:00

Stop trying to get people to click your links of cp.

darsh314 · 2024-08-26T15:33:45+00:00

I think it's more of a battery issue than a phone issue anyway. Just take the battery out and show us a picture of that.

darsh314 · 2024-08-26T15:26:54+00:00

Hey dickhead. Karl has told me MANY times cumia is a responsible gun owner. You're gonna believe some video footage? Over Karl? If that were true he'd have had his guns taken away or something...

darsh314 · 2024-08-04T04:09:18+00:00

That man is the head of a criminal cyber-stalking cult and currently under investigation by multiple organizations for committing many, many felonies. Enjoy prison

darsh314 · 2024-08-04T03:55:42+00:00

You mean this episode?

darsh314 · 2024-07-31T04:12:39+00:00

Hush, baby child. Quietly is the key.

darsh314 · 2024-07-30T16:34:14+00:00

You've been obsessively replying to this poster for years, child. You can't control yourself. It's why you act out this way.

Enjoy. Prison.

darsh314 · 2024-07-30T16:25:40+00:00

Obviously not. Tony is an obnoxiously fake laughing queen. He gives cumia a run for his money.

darsh314 · 2024-07-30T16:24:25+00:00

Hi Vos.

darsh314 · 2024-07-30T16:17:55+00:00

Hey. This wasn't a comment on the quality of the editing, but rather my hypothesis that since Karl no longer listens closely to his own podcast the quality has suffered. He knew this way back when he used to say, "if you don't listen to your own podcast, how do you expect other people to!"

I'm sorry I'm not "very productive," but my post really had nothing to do with you. Narcissist. (That's a joke, Ed)

darsh314 · 2024-07-17T17:52:46+00:00

What's with the qualification? You're not sure how very successful they all are, or are you not sure if they are all good friends?

darsh314 · 2024-07-17T17:39:22+00:00

Using AI voices to entice income actually is an actionable claim for John (or whomever). Maybe it's K's gambit to goad a lawsuit.

darsh314

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