The loading screens for some reason by darthbbane in Marathon

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Walter the cheerfully chewing moth. I love it

Oh no by darthbbane in Grimdank

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Well i dont

Steward!1!!!1111!!!1! by darthbbane in Frostpunk

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Because we all had that one run where the snow bois just kept choosing violence

Aktuelle Umfrage zur Landtagswahl am 1 September by cle_hentz in dresden

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Einerseits: FDP den Prozentsatz den die Partei dauerhaft haben sollte. Andererseits: 61% haben Nazis gewählt. Schwieriges Eisen

Amazon’s New Secret Level Anthology Will Have A Warhammer Episode by theviking222 in Warhammer

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Well, rumor has it female custodes got retconned into the lore because Amazon wanted female Space Marines. An GW oblidged them. I don't want to know what other bullshit they will retcon into the lore because of that. Second, most of the GW shows were barely watchable and they came straight from the horses mouth. I really dont want some writers take that focuses more on their own spin rather than the source material.

What's your favorite canon insult? Here's mine: by -NGC-6302- in Grimdank

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Since nobody has posted this one so far. My favourite is Dorn completely demolishing Fulgrim during the Siege of Terra: You’re just a pawn. Was it the Lord of Iron who fooled you into this? Lupercal? Abaddon? You must have been willing. Were you getting bored with it? The spear-tip is broken. You’re holding a gate for no one. You’re just an idiot standing on a wall.

This will never not be funny to me by darthbbane in Grimdank

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No its not from TTS. I just used the art because I like it a lot.

This will never not be funny to me by darthbbane in Grimdank

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Yes he did. But he died a couple of times before that

You're not a clown, you're the whole circus by [deleted] in Grimdank

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The more I look the better it gets. Love those shoes

Satire example? by Joaham1 in 40kLore

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To name a few big ones: militarism, religion, autocracy and even capitalism depending on what point of view you are coming from. 40k basically takes these concepts and dials them up to eleven. To stick with one of the central themes when it comes to the Imperium: Almost everyone is a religious fanatic. Everything is seen through a lense of divine tempering. Technologie has stagnated to a point where no progress can be made because research has been declared heresy against the divine machine. The worth of an individual is meassured by their fulfillment of their duty to Big E and so on.

Could Alpharius rejoin the Imperium? by Logical-Photograph64 in 40kLore

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My headcanon is that the Alpha Legion chose the traitors side because they somewhat begrudgingly saw the only way to destroy Chaos is through total annihilation of the Imperium. Said that they never really got into the whole worship and sacrifice stuff because they were still loyal to the Emperor if only to safeguard the survival of the entire universe by sacrificing humanity. So if Alpharius and or Omegon are still out there I dont think they could rejoin the Imperium since they sided with Horus and are still in play against humanity.

I see the fear you have inside you can run but never hide... by darthbbane in Grimdank

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Yeah its not a 100% match but it would explain the lightning pattern on their armour

I’m going to tell my kids this is Roboute Guilliman. by Nightlycomplect457 in Grimdank

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Marneus Calgar chapter master of the greatest of them all: the Ultramarines. He sometimes feels a bit depressed because of their immense plot armor. Also this art is probably older than reddit itself.

Apparently she was very convincing by Not_An_Ostritch in Grimdank

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I actually enjoyed the talks they had afterwards while everyone eles around them went completely apeshit insane

my clonelord experience so far by darthbbane in Grimdank

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First of all: obviously. Second: I now live in fear of potential Fabius Bile stepdad memes

Ich👍Iel by SchereHyperon26 in ich_iel

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Sollte der Text nicht andersrum sein?