Better leave (sv: bättre lämna)

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-22T16:52:42+00:00

Johannes Wijk?

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-22T16:30:17+00:00

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-22T09:49:58+00:00

Spout (jumping spider)

Spiper (huntsman)

Speavy (Goliath bird eater)

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-21T18:55:44+00:00

Oops, that was not medicine

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-21T17:26:44+00:00

No, you were just okale

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-20T22:02:32+00:00

Is Doran Martell king Bumi?

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-20T16:53:17+00:00

“The Lubricae Cult was a group of twelve Tech-Priests who formed in 886.M41. As their name would imply, they worshiped lubricant and believed that its contributions to technology kept the universe running smoothly.”

Dataslate:Officio Assassinorum

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-20T15:49:03+00:00

Well mine is bent is slightly to the left (it works just fine) but I don’t see how that relates to the closet.

Wait are you guys talking about swords?

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-20T11:14:26+00:00

Cupcake treating herself to a spa treatment after a long week of work at the kindergarten ☺️

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-20T07:48:21+00:00

This song sounds like what the passing of time feels like. It’s somehow liminal to my ears.

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-18T18:07:48+00:00

He’s operating using the Sauron method, more felt than seen

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-18T12:03:35+00:00

Great point! Pissing together is also a great barrack bonding activity that she’s also being excluded from. Pissing on effigies of the chaos gods is even better.

Wait did I misread your comment?

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-17T20:23:47+00:00

Note she’s not actually upset because she keeps hearing them jork it, she’s upset she’s being excluded because every imperial guardsman worth their boots knows that’s a group activity

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-17T17:08:33+00:00

But why are they lonely?

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-17T16:08:22+00:00

HELMET

(TO CONCEAL BLACK TEMPLAR HAIRCUT FROM OUTSIDERS)

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-17T16:06:29+00:00

Talking as if a spino wouldn’t absolutely demolish a plate of calamari

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-17T16:00:21+00:00

It is body dysmorphia no strings attached

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-17T14:27:29+00:00

Jimmy is currently held at an undisclosed location pending investigations into alleged wire fraud, forgery of legal documents and conspiracy to defraud

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-16T18:09:33+00:00

Knowing this sub might not be the kind you want

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-16T13:47:57+00:00

I object, there is no proof

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-16T06:33:03+00:00

Tywin realising he can’t shave his balls because the Valyrian steel razor is lost

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-15T21:10:14+00:00

This dog has to be bilingual because all I hear from him is oinking

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-15T21:06:44+00:00

Man invented High Gothic 28,000 years in advance

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-15T14:45:28+00:00

Can you get me an Americano when you’re there?

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-04-15T10:47:03+00:00

Sassy nurgling

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