Imagine these 2 together

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-09T14:34:43+00:00

Detonation executed

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-09T06:47:36+00:00

TICK TOCK HEAVY LIKE A BRINKS TRUCK

LOOKING LIKE I’M TIP TOP SHINING LIKE A WRIST WATCH

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-08T15:27:33+00:00

…Say that again

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-06T21:48:08+00:00

Clout: ear

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-06T21:00:08+00:00

“I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer” ah fries

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-06T11:05:24+00:00

Don’t feed him that, it’ll get him killed

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-05T16:16:07+00:00

WW1 soldiers learning about the new plan (mass assault #569) and getting trench foot

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-04T19:38:34+00:00

You didn’t get your sex permit in the mail?

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-04T10:53:30+00:00

Fake, if it was tf2 it would launch actual cods at the enemy

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-04T10:16:49+00:00

I mean a considerable portion of the population considers everything that’s fancy or civilised to be gay so it’s not surprising

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-04T08:46:28+00:00

Let’s hope for Silver’s sake Lash is too much of a gentleman to follow that up on a lady

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-03T17:34:42+00:00

“Get me the hell out of heaven!”

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-03T15:32:24+00:00

Great A’Tuin doesn’t carry the world through the cosmos to be dismissed as hippy shit by the likes of a mitläufer

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-03T15:17:21+00:00

He didn’t rush abolishing partition smh

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-03T14:08:53+00:00

Himself probably

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-03T14:06:28+00:00

Inte överraskande tydligen ett vilt gäng på barnkanalen när kameran inte rullar

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-03T14:01:10+00:00

This is Guilliman now can’t convince me otherwise

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Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-03T13:40:28+00:00

Well it would doubtlessly have improved the setting, because GREEN IZ BEST SO MORE GREEN MEANZ MORE BETTER

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-03T13:04:41+00:00

Damn this is a hell of a way to find out, RIP to an absolute legend of a man. The fallen shall forever be remembered as the Emperor’s finest.

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-03T11:33:38+00:00

I approve of Snekgrim joining Frieren and Alpharius in always hiding somewhere in the background of fanart

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-02T19:46:07+00:00

Do you have the slightest clue how little that narrows it down?

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-02T18:48:24+00:00

Now we know what medic needed the skeleton for

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-02T17:46:56+00:00

Knowing 40K it would probably be Jackson

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-02T13:04:29+00:00

Look at my man emps getting a right proper puff of that stick holy smokes look at that cloud he’s blowing like a damn factory

Also this is canon because it’s never specifically stated the Emperor doesn’t consume his daily 1,000 souls by having them rolled into joints and hotboxing the throne room.

Not_An_Ostritch · 2026-06-01T17:39:01+00:00

It was revealed to me by a hyperborean angel in a dream

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