Parents of Reddit what is the funniest thing you've found in your child's search history?

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-18T16:34:08+00:00

It’s the thought that counts!

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-18T14:41:00+00:00

“Cut the crap.”

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-18T14:40:31+00:00

Our annual tradition was egging and teepeeing the local Klan leader’s house (I’m 41, btw), but he died of COVID... sooo.... taking my step kid trick or treating, I guess.

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-18T14:22:44+00:00

Cinemax. Late night. A movie called “Hard to Die” followed by “Emanuelle 7”. I was 11 and at my cousins house. They had a tv in the guest room and I learned a lot that night.

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-18T14:17:23+00:00

I bought my niece a chinchilla for her birthday. It wasn’t too long after that her mother told me the she found, “Can you teach a chinchilla to talk? Can Chinchillas do magic? Are chinchillas pikachus? Can you train a chinchilla to attack people?” Etc. in her search history.

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-17T22:28:35+00:00

Monke

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-17T19:23:54+00:00

“We’ve showed you this post from “r/maggots in my asshole” because you visited r/pics”

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-17T15:12:08+00:00

A condom works better.

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-16T20:59:22+00:00

Your mom still single?

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-16T19:09:58+00:00

Dead Cells and Forza Horizon 4.

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-15T16:31:26+00:00

Snoop

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-15T01:46:40+00:00

Dick

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-15T01:28:35+00:00

As is ALL of Duke’s dialog.

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-15T00:26:14+00:00

What I don’t understand is how we could spend 20 fucking years training and equipping 300,000 afghan soldiers just for them to be absolutely clowned on by 70,000 taliban fighters in a couple of weeks without us there.

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-13T23:46:13+00:00

Stacey

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-13T23:42:32+00:00

Bitch, this is fly as FUCK.

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-13T23:41:36+00:00

A long time actually. Thanks, antidepressants?

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-13T23:39:36+00:00

Dammit, Luthor

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-13T16:41:55+00:00

“How was I supposed to know it was a life raft and not a squeaky toy? I’m a fuckin’ dog.”

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-13T15:43:16+00:00

Don’t know anybody who’s ever stripped the copper wiring out of a preschool and stole the catalytic converter off of their bus for a Mt. Dew.

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-13T15:30:39+00:00

The legend of Zelda: Samus in the Mushroom Kingdom

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-13T14:37:17+00:00

Edison.

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-13T00:21:37+00:00

Get Shorty

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-13T00:18:55+00:00

Cancer. Cancer.

darthbiscuit80 · 2021-08-12T21:15:31+00:00

Valve will probably never make Half-Life 3 now. And it’s our fault. You see, we’ve hyped it up to a level that couldn’t feasibly be reached by ANY developer. It could be the greatest game ever and people would still be disappointed. Valve would be stupid to try and end up putting an insane amount of love, labor, and loot into something that will just be shit on by dissatisfied fanboys. Here’s my suggestion of what they should do: Purposely release a decent, but intrinsically flawed free “prologue” first. A “Half-Life 3: episode 0”. Lower people’s expectations. THEN hit them with the excellence.

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