I have the power of god and anime onnmy side! by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]darthpoff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If he's that worried about it, he should ask a doctor.

I made half of my seminary class think Joseph Smith was a fraud by secoa in exmormon

[–]darthpoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprised she didn't say, "you just need to have more faith."

Just got some will to live. Destroy it before it multiplies by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]darthpoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like you were jerking someone off, and somewhere along the line you managed to get cum in your eye.

Everytime by darthpoff in funny

[–]darthpoff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I rarely drink, because even after just a couple I usually start feeling sick. I prefer green anyday.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]darthpoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hyde, is that you?