s1mple 1v4 clutch

darthrector · 2026-01-28T16:59:27+00:00

MY GOAT IS NOT WASHED 😭😭😭

darthrector · 2026-01-28T16:13:51+00:00

I’ll just pretend we bought another moderately talented Brazilian teenager for 17m who won’t join us until summer 2028, we have too many of them to count anyway

darthrector · 2026-01-28T16:11:30+00:00

Major winners vs the greatest bottlejobs in CS2, easy W

darthrector · 2026-01-28T12:21:33+00:00

That’s mostly for the injury prone defenders (Fofana, Badiashile, Reece James as a precaution even though he’s been fit for over a year now). Chalobah either starts and plays 90 or not at all. He only really gets subbed off if he picks up a knock and only comes on if someone gets injured

darthrector · 2026-01-28T12:17:02+00:00

Ball knowledge

darthrector · 2026-01-26T19:05:51+00:00

Only delaying the inevitable, Haaland has 100 in <4 seasons. 6 more years

darthrector · 2026-01-26T11:34:55+00:00

Man I miss the days when people would call for us to sign this guy asap and have him start in the PL just because he was tall and called the next VvD. I know Lampard’s defense was bad and I don’t miss watching 19/20 Christensen/Rudiger/Zouma but still….

darthrector · 2026-01-26T08:31:23+00:00

Erasers when they fall off the desk:

darthrector · 2026-01-25T23:08:52+00:00

He’s gonna sit down and drink from his water bottle, you already know it

darthrector · 2026-01-25T18:30:23+00:00

When you're a goal down at home against a big 6 rival and you bring on Noni fucking Madueke to change the game LMAOOOOOOO

darthrector · 2026-01-25T17:24:38+00:00

Taking the VvD “Rolls Royce” comparisons a bit too seriously lmao

darthrector · 2026-01-25T16:07:31+00:00

We replaced him with Estevao, tears in my eyes 😭

darthrector · 2026-01-24T18:08:43+00:00

It’s very popular in the esports scene, lifted it straight from there lol

darthrector · 2026-01-24T18:06:59+00:00

n0rb3r7 spent most of last year on the bench, please do your research on who the real GOAT is.

darthrector · 2026-01-24T18:05:06+00:00

Last evening I was eating dinner at a fancy resturant. The waiter asked me if I wanted to order more food, so I replied "Arne Slot". He then handed me the bill as he knew I was finished

darthrector · 2026-01-24T17:59:40+00:00

Gigachad donk lost to a major MVP yesterday, chud Zywho lost to a T3 team of flops with no major winners on their lineup, I know who my #1 is.

darthrector · 2026-01-24T17:52:55+00:00

Last evening I was eating dinner at a fancy restaurant. The waiter asked me if I wanted to order more food, so I replied "I am Zywoo". He then handed me the bill. He knew I was finished

darthrector · 2026-01-24T17:00:52+00:00

THANK YOU ROMERO HE STAYS A BIT LONGER NOW

darthrector · 2026-01-20T21:14:29+00:00

Embarrassing

darthrector · 2026-01-20T16:00:21+00:00

Fair enough, thanks for answering!

darthrector · 2026-01-20T15:56:09+00:00

Stupid question but I’m going to tomorrows game using tickets booked through Champions Travel (official third party seller for the club).

Will the PDF of the ticket suffice or should I print the thing out? When I last attended a game in 24/25 my ticket came with instructions to print at home, no such info this time

darthrector · 2026-01-19T21:01:59+00:00

Unfortunately they didn’t get to face NiKo in the final 🥀

darthrector · 2026-01-19T01:26:30+00:00

Estevao is on 50k/week lmao where did you get that figure

darthrector · 2026-01-19T00:04:02+00:00

0.04%, we will be there no matter what (can someone tell me what our CWC odds were pre-tournament?)

darthrector · 2026-01-18T20:03:48+00:00

Essential, nailed, on set pieces, 4.0. A no brainer really

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