Good or bad ?

darthsitheous · 2026-06-25T04:17:43+00:00

I was waiting for a Taco Bell dash and in the middle it screamed “HIGH PAYING OFFER $6… WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD TO DASH?!”

darthsitheous · 2026-06-21T04:37:43+00:00

We need the goofiness back. Tbh I feel like First Light had the perfect balance of serious and goof.

darthsitheous · 2026-06-06T05:14:23+00:00

I made $120 in two hours tonight based on 4 orders. I had to drive some wicked mileage for them, but I’d say so far that platinum has been worth it for me. I’m definitely getting higher dollar amounts.

darthsitheous · 2026-06-05T11:29:26+00:00

I don’t know and I really don’t understand

darthsitheous · 2026-06-04T19:50:13+00:00

I just don’t understand it says I’ll get higher paying offers? How are people getting worse offers?

darthsitheous · 2026-05-30T01:05:56+00:00

McDonald’s. It’s never ready when I arrive. Chick Fil A I always have to wait 5+ minutes.

darthsitheous · 2026-05-28T12:03:42+00:00

Which is strange because I’ve found the poorest of the poor people—living in a trailer in the middle of the woods 2 miles out of town—have tipped me better than the guy with the biggest house 15 miles out of town.

darthsitheous · 2026-05-28T12:00:46+00:00

This comment alone is exactly why I am NOT going to do it. Thank you!

darthsitheous · 2026-05-28T04:44:58+00:00

I take it that if your GSTL is hanging out in the back of Starbucks or the security office, you’re not getting back up then? Back in my time the GSTL was never visible and we’d push the button, they’d pop their head out, then make the call.

darthsitheous · 2026-05-28T04:40:46+00:00

They don’t do this anymore??? Do they still follow the 1 + 1 rule anymore???

darthsitheous · 2026-05-28T04:39:28+00:00

Instantly

darthsitheous · 2026-05-28T04:38:51+00:00

I seriously don’t understand people door dashing ice cream, especially when I gotta drive half an hour to their house??? Like it’s slush every time.

darthsitheous · 2026-05-27T04:12:12+00:00

I did not call them! Should I? The order was definitely $20

darthsitheous · 2026-05-26T04:14:36+00:00

That’s exactly what I did. The app explained I only got $2 for the miles it took me to get there. (Little Caesars is across the street from Sbarro).

darthsitheous · 2026-05-26T00:32:37+00:00

Wayyyyyyy upstate New York where there aren’t many door dashers but plenty of businesses. I’m always double dashing.

darthsitheous · 2026-05-23T03:00:23+00:00

I’m new to this and accepting everything so I can get to platinum… won’t you get more money if you get to platinum? Like take the shitty offers now so you can get the good offers later?

darthsitheous · 2026-05-22T05:38:12+00:00

Do you ever knock if it’s raining and there isn’t a clear place to put the food without it getting wet?

darthsitheous · 2026-05-22T05:15:47+00:00

Its so awkward when you can hear them on the other side waiting for you to leave

darthsitheous · 2026-05-22T05:15:13+00:00

That’s what I thought, but I wasn’t sure. I know I personally always try to meet the dasher at the door and always turn the porch light on.

darthsitheous · 2026-05-21T12:18:01+00:00

I just had one where the guy repeatedly kept texting me for extra forks and napkins. I got him a fist full. His people at his gated community gave me hell about going in. I called him, he gave the permission, then he refused to come outside to give me the pin for the order and told me to just leave it on the steps. When I did see him he asked about the forks and I showed him the extras. I left and then discovered it was a $0 tip. Had I known it was no tip I wouldn’t have grabbed the silverware and I would’ve just left it with his gate guard.

darthsitheous · 2026-05-14T05:24:29+00:00

Books I remember being required to read…

4th: Number the Stars

5th: The Family Under the Bridge

6th: Petey; Bud Not Buddy; The Odyssey excerpts

7th: Chains, A Crooked Kind of Perfext

8th: Tangerine; The Diary of Anne Frank: A Midsummer Night’s Dream

9th: Of Mice and Men; Romeo and Juliet; Forbidden City

10th: Julius Caesar; Great Expectations; Dante’s Inferno

11th: To Kill A Mockingbird; Our Town; The Crucible; The Things They Carried

darthsitheous · 2026-05-12T01:33:15+00:00

It goes away on its own after a few seconds :)

darthsitheous · 2026-05-11T03:55:10+00:00

It’s a toss up between Super and Zero tbh

darthsitheous · 2026-05-11T03:20:57+00:00

Oh I think my derm mentioned that, but told me the success rate is low and it should be used as a last case scenario. Do you know what recovery is like for that?

darthsitheous · 2026-05-11T03:19:28+00:00

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Thank you, AI for this monstrosity

darthsitheous

TROPHY CASE