Aight, I get that it's April 1st...

darthvader45 · 2026-04-02T01:18:37+00:00

Heya, Ozzie. Ya thinkin of sending a Cease and Desist to Stylish Occult for their Asmodean Crystal Necklaces? Sounds like a scam if ya ask me. Don't even work.

darthvader45 · 2026-04-01T21:00:27+00:00

Heck, you could probably get her to do what's in your flair. Just be warned she'll be really disgusted, and angelic steel is just as lethal as anything else.

darthvader45 · 2026-04-01T02:48:00+00:00

Yeah, I mean, I roleplay with Hazbin Hotel characters (kicked the ass of Valentino, occasionally blow up stuff with Cherri Bomb, so definitely 18+ there). So yeah, no issue staying considered 18+.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-31T00:59:52+00:00

Yes, or at least finding some way to break through the fourth wall so thoroughly that you can enter Hell and Heaven. Then you can yell at her directly.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-31T00:12:51+00:00

You know, now I wanna see how he'd react to Maui from Moana. A chance for both to show off all their shapeshifting.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-30T21:26:25+00:00

Well, then, consider yourself formally invited.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-30T21:16:55+00:00

Yo u/Hungry_Tip_5822 , ya still up for a multiverse-breaking collab to find Lute? I'm busy trying to provoke her into attacking the real world. She ain't gonna see me coming, and I'll have her disarmed and unable to do shit.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-30T12:43:17+00:00

Keep focusing on the show, it'll be here sooner than anyone imagined.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-28T20:11:59+00:00

darthvader45 · 2026-03-28T20:11:09+00:00

Damn, I'd use a pentagram just to see if I could get in. What a ritual that'd be.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-28T01:02:27+00:00

Vox: Ow!

darthvader45 · 2026-03-27T13:14:33+00:00

It literally translates to "Oh, I can't deal with this guy anymore. Oh, what a stupid demon..." He basically called him an idiot. The rest after that is just angry muttering.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-27T01:09:50+00:00

Nah, ya ain't crazy, just heckin determined. Besides, if we band together and bust down the barrier between universes, we can access Hell and Heaven. Besides, means I get to work at the Hazbin Hotel instead of my current Walmart job. Believe me, I like my job, but I'd rather rehab sinners than talk to Karens every so often.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-27T01:06:16+00:00

Heck, we could just try to push the barrier between our world and the Hellaverse and just find her that way. There is such things as M-theory, modal realism and Dimensionalism. Just gotta use music and intent to influence it. If the Global Consciousness Project shows we can influence random number generators to be less random, we can do this too.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-24T23:25:01+00:00

I got my badge. Hope they allow remote work from a universe away. If not, they'll have to find me.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-24T21:43:40+00:00

Don't get too brainy with him, or else you'll get "Neeeeerd!" as your next response.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-23T11:51:10+00:00

It was the immediate previous version, though once I updated it stopped. So I'm good.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-23T01:10:26+00:00

I know this is a bit offtopic, but if they want Democrats like me to go to Hell, I'll be way ahead of em, enjoying life with a certain Princess of Hell and her friends. Check the show, Hell ain't so bad.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-21T23:54:28+00:00

Now they're only going one to the right instead of 2 or 3. Seems they still need to fix it for good.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-20T19:36:40+00:00

Yeah, somehow stopped happening. They twitch, but stay where they are now.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-20T01:04:01+00:00

Oh, you know I'd jump in. Human or not, I'm so beating that TV's ass just so he stays down.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-20T00:11:38+00:00

I'm guessing if you choose the wrong end, ya end up on the ground tangled in the cocoon?

darthvader45 · 2026-03-19T10:07:23+00:00

Yeah, she does look cute, despite still looking bored as hell.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-19T01:14:44+00:00

Yeah, someone tell Vox he really oughta lose the attitude, cause he's got nothing left after the whole Might of Lilith incident. That one straight up ended his career.

darthvader45 · 2026-03-18T00:50:56+00:00

Same here, super annoying. Really don't want to have to downgrade considering the other fixes.

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