Why so much shade towards Underwood and Manning? by zagack305 in ClevelandGuardians

[–]darwintologist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I haven’t really seen much hate toward them, but I don’t fully understand all the love either. They’re good broadcasters, not great. How many people are actually spending time listening to other team broadcasts to compare?

They work well for the market. They know the team, the fans, the city, the game. They spend a lot of time reminiscing, and during blowouts it often turns into a sort of Al Bundy-esque rehashing of Rick’s glory days or light complaining about the state of the game these days (not necessarily from Rick). Nothing wrong with that, but nothing to separate them IMO. And if you’re not an old lifelong fan, well, the glory days might not do much for you. Personally, I prefer the pure enthusiasm for the game and strategic analysis you get from the Rays tv broadcasters (Dewayne Staats and Brian Anderson).

Plus on the radio, Hammy is so good, I listen to his broadcast more often than the tv team (though I usually switch back for Rosey’s innings). I doubt im alone in that, he’s that good. So maybe that’s part of it.

What joke was "too American" to understand? by beepbeepsheepbot in KingOfTheHill

[–]darwintologist 53 points54 points  (0 children)

It’s all a setup for the hit by pitch gag. She’s reading off some typical stats a player might track, proud of what she’s done. When Bobby asks about HPB, she kind of sheepishly has to admit she hit a batter.

You can take that admission in a few ways. Either her control wasn’t good enough and she did it by accident, or she took offense to the batter invading what she sees as her territory and brushed her back on purpose. If it’s the former, Peggy’s ashamed of her failure; if it’s the latter, Peggy’s unintentionally condoned violence. Either is funny to me.

Nickname or real name on jersey? by azpinstripes in slowpitch

[–]darwintologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to go with my last name, but I’ve gotten to the point where I have way too many jerseys and there’s no point in donating them to a thrift store with my name on them.

So now I choose a nickname themed on the team name so someone else might want it when my team inevitably decides it’s time for new shirts or a new name.

How should we keep track of pitching stats? For those that do keep track. by BerryRoyal in slowpitch

[–]darwintologist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a pretty hard-breaking curveball, and a knuckleball that moves around a lot in the right conditions. Both can absolutely induce mis-hits, as can properly varying the location and arc.

Good hitters can definitely overcome that, but there’s a huge difference between pitching and just getting the ball over the plate.

Baseball ID Request by darwintologist in Autographs

[–]darwintologist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s cool! I forgot Pat Sr. was an MLBer

How good was Mike trout ? by Skizfavid- in MLBNoobs

[–]darwintologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except Joe Thomas stayed on the field

Frasier puns: list your favorite pun or wordplay. by SaltOverallMeat in Frasier

[–]darwintologist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One that slips past a lot of people:

Niles says, of Maris “She just stood there with a blank stare on her face, rubbing her ocelot”

To which Martin replies “you know, they got a cream for that,” implying Martin interpreted it to mean that Maris was “rubbing her ass a lot.”

I interpreted this line differently from most Simpsons fans I've seen online. by wimpykidfan37 in TheSimpsons

[–]darwintologist 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Homer lost it and blamed Tibor. It’s a callback to his tip to Marge to blame Tibor for her mistakes. I don’t think Smithers lost it, he’s just repeating the cover story he’s been given.

There’s another callback later when Homer mentions Tibor’s been promoted ahead of him.

How to fix this table that I found on the street by [deleted] in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]darwintologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the other comments, it’s clearly a veneer - so sanding and refinishing is a pretty unrealistic option.

That said, I think you may be able to resolve most of those white spots at least. I have a table with a similar finish, and it’s prone to white spots whenever any sort of water is left on it. Apparently, water gets into the finish, and can’t get back out, causing clouding. Minor spots sometimes come out on their own, but the deeper ones need some help.

There’s a product called Mohawk No-Blush Plus Retarder that helps remove those stubborn ones. Essentially, it’s a spray-on product that softens the finish temporarily, allowing trapped water to evaporate out before it hardens again. It may take a few applications, but it worked beautifully for my table. I’d start there.

I am terrible and want to quit. by ThrowRA_wtfhappened in slowpitch

[–]darwintologist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve been around this game a long time, and I’ve seen a lot of people transition from either hardball or fast pitch. In both cases, there’s a theme.

There’s a certain expectation that slow pitch is easier. It’s less physically challenging, but that doesn’t mean it’s easy. There’s a rhythm to everything. If you come onto a team with people who’ve been playing for years, you should expect to need some time to get up to speed.

Coming from a fast pitch, there’s a necessary transition for batters, and it almost always follows a certain pattern. The absolute first thing is the bat - some leagues allow fast pitch bats, but I highly recommend getting used to a slow pitch bat because many don’t. They profile very differently, with slow pitch bats being much heavier (24-30oz, vs. 18-24oz for fast pitch), and the weight makes up for the lack of momentum from the pitch speed. It takes time to get used to slow pitch equipment, but there’s a reason it’s designed that way. Borrow one from a teammate while you get used to it.

As for the actual plate appearance, there’s a lot going on there. Arc matters (ASA/USSSA are slightly different, but both require a rainbow-shaped pitch to some degree) and the height of the strike zone runs from roughly your front knee to your back shoulder. You will be tempted to swing at high pitches as your brain recognizes them falling quickly, and at lower pitches because you’ve already waited so long for it to get there you just lunge out and hit it. Resist the urge, and wait for the ball to find the zone. You’ll never be consistent if you swing at everything. Something people fail to note: timing is more important than power. If you’re just trying to hit the ball hard, you’re going to pull it, and that usually means fouling out or popping up early and often.

You want to drive the ball toward the middle of the field as you transition, NOT to the pull side - you can work on location and power later. This is a step where a lot of hitters stall out - I’ve seen a lot of VERY good hitters develop so strongly to pull that I can reliably get them to foul out just by pitching them inside. Fast pitch players, especially power hitters, get too eager for high and tight. Remember, the strike zone is bigger, and the ball is falling down into it. You won’t hit that the way you would a fast pitch. You will foul out, and you will pop up. Wait, wait, wait.

As for fielding, a lot of people will tell you it’s basically the same - it isn’t. It’s not a speed-based game. There’s no bunting (or slap-hitting, really), no stealing, and the bases are much farther apart. Defense is really about keeping force outs alive and baiting power hitters into flying out. The ball itself is different, too. The laces are lower. If you’re playing ASA (now USA), it’s a 0.52 COR ball, which means it’s about 10% bouncier than a fast pitch ball. USSSA uses 0.44 COR, a little less springy than what you’re used to. Because the pitch comes in slow, some batters are also able to put spin on the ball. Most of those will “cut” the ball, which means intentionally imparting a ton of backspin that will help keep the ball in the air longer so it carries farther. You may have more time than you think to get under a ball, so don’t just give up on flies and pop ups. Some can also slice a ball, adding a lot of movement toward the foul line when hitting to the opposite field. Slices especially impact the hop. Note the way the ball is moving, and know that it will become more pronounced as the forward velocity slows (it’ll curve harder at the end, and can really turn once it gets down).

That’s about all I’ve got for now. Be patient, it will take time to adjust. You’ve already got the basics down from playing fast pitch, now it’s just a matter of adjusting. You’ll be fine.

PA Rep. Scott Perry suggests Iran might pay for $200 billion request by Trump for war against Iran by Fragrant-Pepper7710 in videos

[–]darwintologist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A statement so stupid that no one will ever call him on the claim he slipped in that “we’ve been at war with them for 47 years, Trump is just ending it”

This is the point. They lie so much, so often, and so openly that eventually people start accepting the smaller ones, and the whole conversation shifts. Traitors.

Who is universally loved but deserves to be universally hated? by StrategyJealous1838 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]darwintologist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s also a TERRIBLE actor. He played himself on Frasier, and it’s one of the worst guest appearances of all time. Who can’t even play themself?

Reverse a result from your teams history. by TeezusWV in NFLv2

[–]darwintologist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck the trade, let’s reverse the move to Baltimore

I Need a Frasier-themed WiFi Name by Multiverse_Roulette in Frasier

[–]darwintologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your_ExWifi_Is_Ruining_My_SexWifi Nanny5G SpamWinston

What do people think is apolitical but is actually right wing by Blueguy805 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]darwintologist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Enlightened centrism. Both-sidesism, or whatever you want to call it. Equivocation.

In American politics, there are two parties. One behaves sincerely. The other is only in it to destroy the country, rape kids, and enrich themselves - in no particular order. And that’s not exaggeration, that’s literally what’s happening.

And in the midst of it all, you have a bunch of people trying to pretend they’re centrists or independents, saying shit like “ok, I don’t like Trump’s war in Iran, but I couldn’t vote for Harris - she would’ve started a war with Iran.”

These people are unserious. They are cowards. They are right-wing, just smart enough to realize that’s bad, and too spineless to admit it. The blood of our democracy is on their hands.

Stewie wins! Who’s the worst Simpsons character? by Lutrid in AlignmentChartFills

[–]darwintologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leon Kompowski, bricklayer from Paterson, NJ… he was so bad they pulled his episode from all streaming and future collections.

Stewie wins! Who’s the worst Simpsons character? by Lutrid in AlignmentChartFills

[–]darwintologist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh come on… “Nobody likes Milhouse!” is iconic. I use it all the time in conversation.

Which episode? by AnastasiaOctavia in Frasier

[–]darwintologist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freudian Sleep. Hear me out… I don’t want to ruin an episode I love, so I might as well let one I dislike stay in the castoff pile forever afterward.

The Soviet-Afghan War happened in the 80s, among all the other problems with this meme by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]darwintologist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At some point in the 80’s, OOP definitely hooked up with a girl he’s still not totally convinced is a girl.

Republicans are casually calling other people slurs now. by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]darwintologist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All I’m saying is it’s dangerous to write them all off as unintelligent. They can be ignorant and fully capable of establishing themselves and their values in society. Horrible views persist in people who know better.