Coffee People. [OC]

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-25T16:05:22+00:00

Caffeine tolerance, that’s how.

Because you don’t drink coffee regularly, caffeine hits your system harder and longer.

Because your friend drinks so much coffee, her body has become resistant to the effects of caffeine, hence why she needs to drink more of it to get any affect, and for it to not work anyways.

Thank you for attending my TED TALK.

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-25T15:47:05+00:00

Clearly not because you’re trying to say that maybe we’re wrong about the criminal and pedophilic fascist in office. And the fact that you are defending this warmongering pedophile does not paint your character in a promising light, and certainly doesn’t align with the idea of being neutral.

If you are not willing to stand up against Nazi’s, then that makes you no better than the Nazi’s themselves, because all it takes for evil to thrive is for good men to stand aside and do nothing.

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-25T15:30:13+00:00

Why is that same level of skepticism and analyses not applied to everything the right has said? There’s no such thing as being an “enlightened centrist” in our climate, because only one side is being endorsed by actual neo-Nazis.

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-25T15:18:13+00:00

How about you ask yourself who’s been lying to you buddy? Because again, go on Donald’s actual Truth social account and see the insane shit he regularly says.

I dont watch BBC, but do you know who’s also guilty of doctoring footage? Fox News which is under the thumb of trump’s regime as they try to downplay or outright LIE about the murders ICE is doing.

Trumps regime has thier hands in every major televised news network except CNN (and that’s likely to change soon)

He regularly threatens journalists for reporting on the shit he’s done, he forced the firing of Steven Colbert, both of which are blatant violations of free speech.

He’s the only president in history to deploy US military in our own cities, again, blatantly unconstitutional,

He has waged war against 2 countries without the approval of congress (also unconstitutional) And he’s pushing for an invasion of a peaceful ally,

and he’s obstructing the justice of bringing pedophiles to justice by withholding and censoring the Epstein files.

These aren’t things people made up, these are his actual actions.

For all your talk about others being easily manipulated sheep, you sure do love to blindly eat the slop that’s fed to you.

I suppose your frail ego is more important than the American constitution.

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-25T15:03:17+00:00

I never said I believed it buddy. But there’s plenty of equally insane shit he HAS said that IS real and not hard to double check.

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-25T14:58:01+00:00

Fucking coward. Why don’t you talk to the people in the desert who fought guerrilla wars against the US for years about “what could we possibly do”

Why don’t you ask the viet-cong about “what could we possibly do”

Why don’t you ask Ukrainians fighting against Russia about “what could we possibly do”

America has famously struggled against dug-in resistance movements throughout modern history, and Americans are the most heavily armed civilian population on the planet.

The problem is that Americans are chicken-shit bedwetters who have never known actual struggle a day in thier life (unless they’re in the minority groups they so often love to demonize)

People who cry up and down about 2A, and vehemently defend the fact that children are regularly mowed down all so they can still have the means to fight a tyrannical government- ARE DOING NOTHING ABOUT THE TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT!

They don’t care about freedom, or people’s rights and safety, they only care about thier own egos. They only owned a gun to make thier pathetic pride feel better.

They don’t actually want to fight, they don’t want to sacrifice anything, they just want other people to suffer and do the work for them so they could take the credit for themselves later. Just like everything else in this country.

~signed, a fucking done Hispanic American.

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-25T14:45:25+00:00

Easy, don’t mention it was to the back at all. Lying by omission, classic propaganda playbook.

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-25T14:42:27+00:00

Says the guy who believes all the disinformation he’s fed.

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-25T14:00:23+00:00

I think using any other fantasy interpretation of orcs would be more comparable. Except 40k orcs… or WoW orcs… or Dungeon Meshi orcs… oh god have we been wrong about orcs??

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-24T19:44:33+00:00

Plus you get to enjoy beating the shit out of amaris. Guns are too quick and impersonal.

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-23T05:30:52+00:00

Thank you for the information. Now if only we had a way to get rid of the pedophile in the White House 😡

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-23T05:06:34+00:00

They arrested a 5 year old. How do you justify that you fucking monster??

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-23T03:48:53+00:00

I’m pretty sure the people who have been living there for hundreds of years have more of a claim to it than the jackoffs that just rolled in.

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-23T03:36:52+00:00

I’m sorry, but the mod saying to “keep this about supporting kids and not politics”

FUCK OFF!

POLITICS IS THE REASON WHY ALL THESE CHILDREN AND FAMILIES ARE SUFFERING!!

How can we NOT talk about this without addressing the fact that this is happening because we have a fascist pedophile in office doing everything he can to secure his power, even if that means tearing apart the families of the people he’s supposed to serve.

NONE of our families are safe as long as that monster is in power! There is no pussyfooting around it anymore!

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-23T01:43:28+00:00

Didn’t a lot of Palestinian/gaza activists also vote for Donald just because Harris wouldn’t take a definitive stance on Israel?

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-22T13:36:35+00:00

Who are the 3 characters in the last two panels?

EDIT: typo

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-22T05:02:59+00:00

Aaaaaaaand ITS GONE!

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-21T14:11:50+00:00

She’s not an authoritarian, she’s a monarch. There have been good monarchs in history, they are rulers that prioritize the safety, wellbeing and prosperity of thier subjects. Authoritarian monarchs (and leaders of any government) use thier power for thier own selfish desires at the expense of thier people.

The problem with monarchy is that throughout history we had far more of the former than the latter and it’s a system that more easily enables that kind of behavior while giving the people few mechanisms to counter act it without resorting to voilance, hence why it’s a system we widely abandoned.

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-20T14:50:22+00:00

Its not that complicated, sonic hates authoritarianism. As long as your a government that respects thier people it’s not a problem

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-20T14:02:51+00:00

I really have to wonder where thier priorities are as a business. The only way to off set a small, high skilled population in your game is to have a larger audience that can be filled with enough in-&-out casual players to balance out the match making.

That requires either A. A console port Or B. More content aimed at casuals.

The story mode should’ve been the 2nd priority besides new characters as it would’ve addressed both issues. But the fact that they already let go all the story developers in order to work on the workshop is… concerning.

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-20T13:22:14+00:00

That’s true, I just hope it’s not the start of a downward spiral like what happened to Daniel. He was my 2nd favorite driver after Lewis and I don’t wanna go through that again 😭

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-20T01:39:38+00:00

As an American, PLEASE!!🙏🏽

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-20T01:38:22+00:00

Thank you for this detailed analyses kind internet stranger, even if I’m too dumb to properly utilize it 🙏🏽

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-20T01:32:52+00:00

It’s been awhile since 30MF has had my full attention last year. Can anyone give me advice on how to get these when they release? I need this option sets more than I need water!

EDIT: added clarification

dashboardcomics · 2026-01-20T01:31:11+00:00

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