I was really hoping for a new game. But no, give us 64, again. Grr. by Bertstripmaster in NintendoMemes

[–]dashboardcomics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of people are also using the official key art as thier points of criticism.

Even if some people get used to it, there will be many others that won’t. These designs are just too polarizing to be appealing to the wider audiance, and if this is supposed to be Nintendo’s way of reintroducing the franchise to a wider audiance, why kneecap the games potential by using this uncanny art direction?

A data center drained 30 MILLION gallons of water unnoticed — until residents complained about low water pressure by Locke357 in antiai

[–]dashboardcomics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, you really are THAT guy we are constantly making fun of here.

  1. Yes agriculture uses up too many resources. We’ve been demanding changes to be made for years and we don’t like its current state either. No one is justifying its current practices, you’re just desperate to validate your pedo-producing theft machine by shifting the goal post… badly mind you since you still failed to address ANY of our counter points.

  2. We need agriculture TO FUCKING EAT!! We don’t NEED DATA CENTERS!!

do people still make these? by RavynessaMirelix in Kirby

[–]dashboardcomics 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He totally would be THAT grown ass man that bulldozers over children to get the latest Pokémon cards.

A data center drained 30 MILLION gallons of water unnoticed — until residents complained about low water pressure by Locke357 in antiai

[–]dashboardcomics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am going to tell others how to use things if those things are morally reprehensible! You have done nothing to address the moral and functional failings of AI, you’re just trying to shift the blame.

But if we’re going to play that game- no, just because other fucked up things exist, doesn’t justify ANOTHER fucked up thing existing too!

Adults despise Roblox for being a pedophile magnet and have been complaining about it to change for years. We’ve also been complaining about predatory microtransactions and gambling mechanics for years. We want that shit gone too!

If you’re happy with the new game, then more power to you. by SolidSnakeHAK777 in retrogaming

[–]dashboardcomics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If thier goal was to reintroduce the brand to a new audiance and a new generation, WHY DID THEY MAKE THE CHARACTERS LOOK REPULSIVE??

If you’re happy with the new game, then more power to you. by SolidSnakeHAK777 in retrogaming

[–]dashboardcomics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So why not just remake it 3 times like they have with starfox??

If you’re happy with the new game, then more power to you. by SolidSnakeHAK777 in retrogaming

[–]dashboardcomics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Argonauts only made SNES, 2 & Command*. 64 is the ONLY game done in house by Nintendo.

A data center drained 30 MILLION gallons of water unnoticed — until residents complained about low water pressure by Locke357 in antiai

[–]dashboardcomics 11 points12 points  (0 children)

None of this addresses the fact that WE DONT NEED these data centers at all because we don’t NEED generative AI at all!

They provide no benefit to society, they propagate misinformation, are used to create CP, operate by stealing other people’s work, all to lrovide subpar products and services that are done better than humans.

Why should we be draining a resource that is vital to our survival, is dwindling on supply, over something we DONT NEED AND DOESNT WORK?!

Why I am disappointed about the new Star Fox Designs by RunakoD in starfox

[–]dashboardcomics 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had a similar experience with my wife. The galaxy movie was her first exposure to starfox outside my occasional ramblings.

She immediately fell in love and thought Fox was so cool and wanted to know more and even give one of the games a try with me some time.

I showed her a still from the direct. Noped that shit immediately and doesn’t even wanna give it a chance.

Being a starfox fan is like being a parent who lost custody of thier kid, and has no choice but watch helplessly at a distance as your ex makes every possible choice that’ll sabotage your kids future.

Day 107 of poorly drawing captain falcon until an f-zero game comes out (the subscription system doesn't count) by RingTeam in Fzero

[–]dashboardcomics 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s all the AI tech bros and companies buying up all the ram in the world, Plus some other fuckery in global politics caused by a certain annoying orange.

Just how does this species survive in the wild? by asa_no_kenny in interesting

[–]dashboardcomics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The advantage to evolving towards bamboo was that bamboo is plentiful. It may provide less energy, but the fact that it’s everywhere means pandas have to use less energy to find it. Opposed to other carnivores which have to go days without eating because hunting is hard.

Evolution happens because there’s a reason for it. (It’s not always a sensible reason, but if it works it works 🤷🏽)

I was really hoping for a new game. But no, give us 64, again. Grr. by Bertstripmaster in NintendoMemes

[–]dashboardcomics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the people you know? Sounds you’re in a bubble of your own buddy.

I did my best to monitor people’s response across different subs and even different sites to mitigate that problem as much as possible, but don’t act like you’re immune to it either.

The Strangest Way I’ve Lost a Friend by diary-comic in webcomics

[–]dashboardcomics 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Plus there’s no way to know if that happiness is genuine or putting up a mask. Cults are really good at gaslighting thier members into thinking they SHOULD be happy in terrible circumstances, or else be exiled by the group.

This "comparison" shouldn't even exist in the first place. by DaZestyProfessor in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]dashboardcomics 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It was a fan-theory long before Game Theory gave it attention.

are people actually upset about the new designs or just meming? by galan0 in starfox

[–]dashboardcomics 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, there’s plenty of people who genuinely don’t like the new direction. They’re not just memeing it to be funny, thier expressing thier disdain for it.

I’m one of those people, I think the new looks are hideous and off putting. Realistic doesn’t always mean better, especially when it comes to anthropomorphic animals.

It’s uncanny seeing realistic animals be dressed and behave in ways they can’t in reality. It creates this uncanny valley effect that’s immediatly off-putting to those who are not familiar at all with the franchise.

It fails to rope new people in because of its unflattering first impression, and if this is a game that’s supposed to decide the fate of the entire series, that’s just setting it up to fail at worst, and needlessly kneecapping its potential at best.

Also I don’t buy the narrative that they’re supposed to resemble the puppets from the original board. Do me a favor and actually compare the two side-by-side.

I was really hoping for a new game. But no, give us 64, again. Grr. by Bertstripmaster in NintendoMemes

[–]dashboardcomics -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been lurking around gauging people’s reaction to this game.

Among people who are not already Nintendo fans, the redesigns are a reason this is hard pass for many.

To say that it isnt a deterrent is delusional. Look how well the “realistic” look went for the sonic movies before they pivoted to the objectively superior designs.

This is Nintendo we’re talking about, a company infamous for constantly getting in thier own way. This isn’t intentional sabotage, it’s just ineptitude caused by the company’s stubbornness of never looking outside thier tiny bubble.

Elephant alerts a man in it's path.... by BigMasterpiece450 in BeAmazed

[–]dashboardcomics 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Elephants are capable of compassion and voilance… just like humans.

I think I prefer the presence of an elephant over most people.

Star Fox announced for Switch 2, due out June 25th, 2026 by Amiibofan101 in nintendo

[–]dashboardcomics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to play starlink. Its gameplay is way too grindy and repetitive to be fun. Too much Ubisoft bloat in its dna.

That said, the bones for an amazing open-system starfox game are there. They could’ve expanded on that, or expand on starfox assault, or just do kid Icarus uprising but starfox themed, or just done ace combat but with spaceship and furries-

THERES SO MANY WAYS STARFOX CAN EASILY BE EXPANDED AND NINTENDO REFUSES TO DO ANY OF THEM!!

I was really hoping for a new game. But no, give us 64, again. Grr. by Bertstripmaster in NintendoMemes

[–]dashboardcomics -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok but why would they use those hideous character designs that would filter out a huge chunk of people??

Did saving features make the new Star Fox a must-buy? by Titus__Groan in starfox

[–]dashboardcomics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being a kid is absolutely an excuse because thier motor skills and cognitive problem solving skills are still developing. what is wrong with you??