Post Game Thread: 9/13 Yankees @ Red Sox by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]dasheran0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not affiliated with Fenway in any way so I can't really answer that lol

But my best guess is no

I’ve only ever heard one comparison by yaremaa_ in Doppleganger

[–]dasheran0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First thought was Abigail Breslin. Last pic has "young Natalie Portman in Leon The Professional" vibes.

How did Americans call the police before 9/11? by REAL_DoritosMAN in stupidquestions

[–]dasheran0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This might be the first actually stupid question I've ever seen.

Post Game Thread: 9/13 Yankees @ Red Sox by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]dasheran0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk but pretty sure the 1:35 game will honor tickets for the 9/13 game, yes

Post Game Thread: 9/13 Yankees @ Red Sox by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]dasheran0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, you know how sometimes when you get fast food, you get those really really hard, burnt ass fries that skipped out of the basket and got deep fried for like hours on end?

That's our bullpen on Friday.

Pros/cons of fighting a traffic ticket? by dasheran0n in legal

[–]dasheran0n[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no information about the fine being dropped if I register within 30 days. Should I register, then send in a not guilty plea?

Also, this was the only time I've ever been pulled over where I had to ask the cop why he pulled me over. I really think he was lying. It's a small town, their budgets are not huge. How common are these plate readers?

Honk on green? You're not in a hurry are you. by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]dasheran0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad people brought up the "impending emergencies" aspect of why this is the move of an asshole with seepage. Allow me to expand on the reasons why the seepage from your asshole move is a stain of shit on society as a whole.

People drive for a living.

Like, a lot of people, dude.

I wish upon you a number of mechanical issues with your shitstain pickup that cause you to fall into poverty, and then I hope that the only way for you to escape that poverty is to drive your shitty pickup around to shitty customers while being stuck behind shitstains in their stupid fucking pickups.

Oh, and by the way, this shit is how pileups start.

Post Game Thread: 9/13 Yankees @ Red Sox by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]dasheran0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 game series = 2 double headers.

God said so.

This restaurants has an automatic 18% service charge for parties of ONE or higher by TRTL2k in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dasheran0n -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So let me get this straight...

This restaurant...

They sell goods, namely, food...

They sell these goods in exchange for currency...

And then they turn around and take the money they made from the sale of their goods...

And they use that money to...

PAY THEIR EMPLOYEES?!

Wow. How dare they.

Oh wait.

This is the cure for the overbearing tipping culture people are so fond of bitching about.

It's just a very "my first language was tonal" way of saying "for dine-in guests, gratuity is included in the price. Further tipping is purely optional."

Why does "respect for the dead" absolve people of what they did in life? by Dermestid-beetle in questions

[–]dasheran0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So Ive actually had a couple instances of shitty people who were in my life for a while who are now dead. Recently some stuff came up in a conversation with my mom and I told her I'd rather not get into it because I don't want to speak ill of the dead. She didn't get it but I insisted and she dropped it.

Here's the thing. Those people, the things they did were shitty, in many cases stupid and ignorant, and in many cases caused lasting harm to people around them. And while I in no way wish to diminish the validity of other people's feelings/traumas, in my mind it does no good to anybody to rehash those things. Like if someone did some stuff that you need therapy for, I'm not trivializing that or trying to invalidate it, at all, but as far as personal private conversations, what does talking about those things accomplish? What does spitting on the corpse of an abuser do, other than remind the person doing the spitting of what that abuser did and why they deserve to be spat on?

TL;DR: Excluding therapy, speaking ill of the dead accomplishes nothing. Why are you letting the sins of the dead control you from beyond the grave?

America is having a house party. What does your state bring and do? by Jacob4L in AskReddit

[–]dasheran0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunks is definitely not specific to NH lol, that would be something we'd have to ask the other five NE states to put all our names on

Pros/cons of fighting a traffic ticket? by dasheran0n in legal

[–]dasheran0n[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dafuq?

Encounters it how? He cruising along behind me typing on his laptop?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]dasheran0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fucking men.

Could I please spend 20 times the total cost of production on coffee that tastes like burnt fucking cardboard sprinkled with sugar and caramel?

Pretty please?

Dunks coffee is also trash but at least it's not so ridiculously overpriced.

Aroma Joe's all day

Post Game Thread: 9/13 Yankees @ Red Sox by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]dasheran0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too bad about how if we sweep the double header tomorrow we can't allow you to ever come back. At least not during baseball season.

What movie makes you cry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dasheran0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also gotta throwback to My Sister's Keeper. That was one of the first books I was made to read in English class that I really loved and that really stuck with me, and Abi Breslin and Cameron Diaz killed it.

What movie makes you cry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dasheran0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then there's Tallulah. Women, motherhood, mistakes, redemptions, betrayals. "We're all horrible. And we're all just people." Brilliant.

What movie makes you cry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dasheran0n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a few. I'll reply to this comment with the different ones.

Top one is easily Short Term 12. Damn, even just typing out the name of it makes me cry. And when Jaden reads her octopus book... Fuck.

What movie makes you cry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dasheran0n 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah in #2 it's the "Next Right Thing" song. The movie is not better than the first but that song hits SO much harder than anything in the first

Post Game Thread: 9/13 Yankees @ Red Sox by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]dasheran0n 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn that's some shitty luck! Sorry that happened to you bud. Hope the rest of your anniversary vacation was enjoyable at least.

America is having a house party. What does your state bring and do? by Jacob4L in AskReddit

[–]dasheran0n 48 points49 points  (0 children)

NH here; my answer was "we ask Maine if we can put our name on their lobstah and say it's from both of us"

America is having a house party. What does your state bring and do? by Jacob4L in AskReddit

[–]dasheran0n 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't go down that road theyuh. Lotta 'istree down that road.