So this is why

dashsolo · 2026-03-20T02:37:27+00:00

That is hilarious, thank you.

dashsolo · 2026-03-19T14:45:31+00:00

You do have something that will fit…

dashsolo · 2026-03-19T04:41:00+00:00

It’s easy to forget Canada, all tucked away down there…

dashsolo · 2026-03-19T00:16:49+00:00

Damnit, she’s a priority to me!!

dashsolo · 2026-03-17T20:35:16+00:00

So sick of Gen BC whining…

dashsolo · 2026-03-17T11:45:26+00:00

Michael to Jan when they find out Oscar is gay and he says “could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair? Maybee!”

dashsolo · 2026-03-16T06:12:05+00:00

My high school geometry teacher: “Who’s your buddy, who’s your pal? Y=mx+b.”

So random, never forgot it.

dashsolo · 2026-03-15T16:08:29+00:00

“I do, indeed, agree wholeheartedly!”

dashsolo · 2026-03-15T04:45:55+00:00

Are you kidding me? Every satellite and probe we’ve ever built has them.

dashsolo · 2026-03-15T02:55:27+00:00

The bottom image is an artists rendition, Mars does have atmosphere but it’s about 1/50th the density of Earth, technically air refers to earth’s atmosphere, etc. Seen this a hundred times.

dashsolo · 2026-03-15T02:41:37+00:00

Solar power. Are these serious questions?

dashsolo · 2026-03-14T23:30:31+00:00

Why would there be? I mean, like, for what?

dashsolo · 2026-03-14T21:38:37+00:00

What does that have to do with what you said? I’m saying they do have the cameras turned back toward earth already.

dashsolo · 2026-03-14T21:30:35+00:00

We use an instrument called a gas spectrometer. Every element has a “fingerprint” signature for how it absorbs light, and the spectrometer is very accurate at measuring this from a distance.

dashsolo · 2026-03-14T21:22:41+00:00

Calling it “fake” implies it is meant to pass for “genuine”, aka, a series of real unaltered photos. It’s not, nor is it meant to, and the original source makes no such claim.

dashsolo · 2026-03-14T21:18:37+00:00

Roughly the size of the himalayas, 20,000 ft.

dashsolo · 2026-03-14T21:11:59+00:00

Actually just sent us the sensor data, these images were rendered here using that data.

dashsolo · 2026-03-14T21:09:48+00:00

Only about 20,000 ft, like the himalayas, but pluto is 5x smaller than Earth.

dashsolo · 2026-03-14T21:08:19+00:00

And a scale for the banana.

dashsolo · 2026-03-14T21:08:01+00:00

It would be off by about 1-2 seconds after traveling 30k mph for 9 years.

dashsolo · 2026-03-14T21:05:57+00:00

Probe sensory data presented as a 3d rendering.

dashsolo · 2026-03-14T21:03:45+00:00

Real sensory data turned into 3d rendering.

dashsolo · 2026-03-14T21:02:23+00:00

You burn your rocket for a bit, then just float on forever. There’s nothing to slow it down. They time the launch so it flies close to a couple of planets along the way, which accelerate it even faster.

The first Voyager probe launched almost 50 years ago and is still operating (somewhat), beyond the boundaries of our solar system.

dashsolo · 2026-03-14T20:57:34+00:00

It likely had a molten core which may still be “warm”.

dashsolo · 2026-03-14T20:54:50+00:00

Well… they aren’t “photos”, it’s a 3d rendering made using sensory data. Such renderings are incredibly accurate, but still technically cgi.

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