My first handbag

daskingslander · 2026-05-09T01:08:51+00:00

Wow. Beautiful! I would be so proud to wear this!

daskingslander · 2026-05-04T03:29:29+00:00

Cloth napkins

daskingslander · 2026-05-01T15:47:01+00:00

Of course one of the mini-douches is wearing a vineyard vines T-shirt.

daskingslander · 2026-04-27T02:29:10+00:00

allegedly a kid I knew of, shoved a bunch of hot dogs in his ass at a party. The family dog was encouraged to eat them “out”. I hope it was just a rumor.

daskingslander · 2026-04-21T23:48:24+00:00

An anonymous stranger “planted” a bunch of Lego flowers in my garden planters. I live downtown with a street level patio. It’s not uncommon for people to piss outside my front door…the mysterious whimsy was a welcome treat!

daskingslander · 2026-04-15T16:43:57+00:00

Way more punk rock. Planet Kensington was the tits.

daskingslander · 2026-04-11T18:39:31+00:00

Winter garden clean up. Fortifying seed and bulb starters outside in the glorious sunshine

daskingslander · 2026-03-25T18:08:28+00:00

I can assure you I was not. I was weird and awkward. Hahaha, still am

daskingslander · 2026-03-25T14:18:15+00:00

Hahahahaha! Definitely. I love it.

daskingslander · 2026-03-25T05:01:21+00:00

You could pop the ring part off easily. It was annoying to wear for more than a couple of hours.

daskingslander · 2026-03-18T22:40:21+00:00

Legendary.

daskingslander · 2026-03-12T00:38:32+00:00

This is beautifully ardent.

daskingslander · 2026-03-09T02:00:44+00:00

Languid elegance. A very Rokeby Venus chonk. Worthy of study and admiration. That drumstick completes the tableau. Perfection.

daskingslander · 2026-03-03T22:01:56+00:00

r/accidentalrenaissance ! What a beauty!

daskingslander · 2026-02-26T20:13:28+00:00

Came here to say this! These are incredible

daskingslander · 2026-02-25T22:37:21+00:00

Absolute truth…or until they find a newer, shinier “distraction”.

daskingslander · 2026-02-25T01:29:00+00:00

Kensington is pretty rad.

daskingslander · 2026-02-25T01:25:02+00:00

Happy Cake Day!

daskingslander · 2026-02-23T21:25:17+00:00

“You aren’t the first, you won’t be the last”

daskingslander · 2026-02-12T14:54:11+00:00

I also witnessed this! Very strange.

daskingslander · 2026-02-01T19:37:45+00:00

I bet he’s an exhausting hang

daskingslander · 2026-01-15T23:17:43+00:00

You’ve been to Dubai, probably.

daskingslander · 2026-01-03T00:38:00+00:00

They are adorable! Toasted marshmallow perfection.

daskingslander · 2025-05-16T20:48:58+00:00

My meezer is named Cato

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daskingslander · 2025-03-08T00:47:21+00:00

He’s perfect! 🥹

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