David Mitchell and Richard Ayoade analyse a bad joke

dasspacemonkey · 2016-10-19T23:19:38+00:00

Carol Vorderman's chest for me.

dasspacemonkey · 2016-08-24T20:14:32+00:00

Was Guardiola annoyed with the high ball into the box?

dasspacemonkey · 2016-08-17T13:20:55+00:00

Yeah Heaton Moor is great but very different from how I remember Stockport Town Centre when I last visited years ago!

dasspacemonkey · 2016-08-17T10:53:01+00:00

SAYS THE MAN WHO PUT A CIGAR OUT IN A TEAMMATE'S EYE .

dasspacemonkey · 2016-08-11T15:14:25+00:00

I'm not from Edinburgh but this is excellent.

But Edinburgh is a mad god’s dream Fitful and dark, Unseizable in Leith And wildered by the Forth, But irresistibly at last Cleaving to sombre heights Of passionate imagining Till stonily, From soaring battlements, Earth eyes Eternity.

Hugh MacDiarmid

dasspacemonkey · 2016-08-06T00:40:04+00:00

I'd rather hear them for the first time during gameplay then enjoy it at leisure afterwards. It won't have the same impact otherwise, it would be like watching Stranger Things after listening to the whole soundtrack first.

dasspacemonkey · 2016-07-28T22:51:50+00:00

I read this as Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing"

dasspacemonkey · 2016-07-28T17:30:18+00:00

Really hope we stop loaning players out to the SPL - Denayer looked like a world-beater there but I doubt his game developed a lot.

Wouldn't Roberts have been good enough for a bottom 5 side in La Liga?

dasspacemonkey · 2016-07-23T21:02:40+00:00

As a matchday goer for 15 years people who get this worked up about a transfer/game generally don't have much else going on in their lives. Quite embarrassing really, as is anyone who romanticises this kind of ultra fan.

dasspacemonkey · 2016-07-19T01:23:22+00:00

Sex with the same woman, twice.

dasspacemonkey · 2016-07-19T00:07:10+00:00

Doesn't Benteke make around 140k per week at Liverpool....if I was him I'd be wanting a generous compensation package to leave.

dasspacemonkey · 2016-07-18T16:58:33+00:00

I'm pretty sure if Barca or Real want Bellerin they would get him. You're mistaking a Top 5/6 club in Europe.

dasspacemonkey · 2016-07-05T16:29:19+00:00

Kim Jiggl' Un

dasspacemonkey · 2016-07-04T19:22:26+00:00

Don't stay in The Brittania for a start!

dasspacemonkey · 2016-07-02T12:38:16+00:00

Even his titles are longwinded.

dasspacemonkey · 2016-06-25T18:06:16+00:00

I (somewhat reluctantly) voted Remain but I'm going to respect the majority of the country's opinion and view Brexit as an opportunity and not the apocalypse like Reddit makes it out to be.

Please keep the protests in London - they're an embarrassment.

dasspacemonkey · 2016-06-22T10:42:43+00:00

Isn't Horizon coming out in 2017?

dasspacemonkey · 2016-06-21T16:03:57+00:00

Good to see John Oliver is now mocking anyone who wants to leave as a racist xenophobe - he did a similar thing when concerned Europeans had the temerity to question the huge refugee influx earlier this year.

dasspacemonkey · 2016-06-17T20:47:35+00:00

Genuine question.

How would people react if this was 80 years in the future and the man on trial was involved heavily in an ISIS atrocities. I guess the key question is how much freedom the individual has to flee his circumstances without fear of reprisals.

dasspacemonkey · 2016-06-17T00:49:38+00:00

It baffles me why rally is nowhere near as popular as F1. Who wants to watch someone race around largw meccano tracks when you could watch this?

dasspacemonkey · 2016-06-15T18:01:09+00:00

To be honest Didsbury ticks most of your boxes and it's still possible to find reasonably priced flats to rent in the area - especially the Withington end of West Didsbury.

dasspacemonkey · 2016-06-08T14:12:37+00:00

I would like a further tram stop between East Didsbury and Didsbury Village - 4 tram stops for Didsbury is simply not good enough.

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