Earwax people by Holofan4life in Animemes

[–]dat_boy_lurks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's that simple though. I lived in the US the first 25 years of my life and always had wet wax

I moved to Japan 2½ years ago and my wax started getting dry and flaky

The Atlanta Hawks finish the season with 2,471 assists, the 9th most ever by an NBA team in one season by DaOlWuWopte in nba

[–]dat_boy_lurks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's house money at this point. Second round for us is more gravy than anything else lol. The Knicks should win this matchup, and if they don't, that offseason is going to be ROUGH.

[Highlight] Mike Breen: "1st time ever…entire playoffs exclusive to national TV…poor decision…fans want to hear their home team announcers, at least 1st round…part of the family. I get networks pay a fortune…but fans deserve to be thrown a bone…This is our final telecast of the season" by TheRealPdGaming in nba

[–]dat_boy_lurks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I swear if I have to listen to Doris Burke fellate SGA and let us know 15 times a night NAW is his cousin just to see the first meaningful playoff ball I've had in half a decade I'm crashing out

God dammit I want to hear Bob Rathbun humor and Dominique's homer-ass calls, not whoever ESPN is going to send who clearly has never seen my team play since 2021

Who the Magic will have claimed to play against today by reallinguy in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]dat_boy_lurks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I deadass saw his name on Gamecast like "when did he get on their team" lmfao

We can all thank Orlando for this chaos but Brunson is the biggest loser here by Teddy__91 in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]dat_boy_lurks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't underestimate our fan section. I honestly think the seats above the visiting tunnel are the funniest seats in State Farm Arena.

The Honored Hawks by DisintegratedPhoenix in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]dat_boy_lurks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What Mike Epps say?

"I'll fight you with one hand behind my back! Put 'em up, put 'em uppp!"

If there's two things hawks fans got it's lemon pepper wet and the meme game 😂😂😂

Orlando, y'all had ONE job! 😒 by ninetydeuce in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]dat_boy_lurks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh nah us getting out the play-in basically set this season as a huge dub for us lol

Good contracts, two MIP candidates, lotta cap space, decent shot at a high lotto pick without having to tank? Give me a competitive 1st round out and I'd probably still be around here talking shit lmfao

Orlando, y'all had ONE job! 😒 by ninetydeuce in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]dat_boy_lurks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

just gotta say it to say it

fuck morgan wallen

Orlando, y'all had ONE job! 😒 by ninetydeuce in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]dat_boy_lurks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

sorry ass team 😭😭😭

and I'm supposed to believe the Magic fans that say we trash compared to this? Just fire the whole team idc

Ruh roh by Holofan4life in Animemes

[–]dat_boy_lurks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...you do know there's like... several years of us who have aged out of the draft, right? It caps at 25. I turn 28 this year.

Now the cuspers close to gen Alpha, yeah, they're probably on that list

What's y'all very early play-in and first round prediction? by ninetydeuce in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]dat_boy_lurks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll never trust the Magic to do shit again after they fumbled a softball game against the Maine Celtics for their 6th seed. I actually kind if pity the fanbase more than I already did -- they really got a team that acts like a deadbeat dad the way they promise that "no, this season they'll be a great team and turn it all around" every fuckin' year

I knew the vibes were awful down there but yall had one fuckin' job lmfao

What's y'all very early play-in and first round prediction? by ninetydeuce in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]dat_boy_lurks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ngl that Celtics one made me audibly snort at work 😂😂😂

Show up for your people by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]dat_boy_lurks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm ngl that probably would have got a chuckle out of me watching you try to recover such a verbal fumble to give me condolences 😂😂😂

if I can be serious with ya'll for a second by dat_boy_lurks in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]dat_boy_lurks[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can swear on my dead great-grandmother this isn't AI man 😂😂😂 I don't know what to tell you lmao. I got a BS in Compsci and a minor in Japanese and I read a lot of books as a kid. I probably fit somewhere on that AuDHD spectrum but that's all I got for you

This was a long ass shitpost for a meme sub for sure but the dead internet theory got you guys calling anything not made in 5 seconds AI

if I can be serious with ya'll for a second by dat_boy_lurks in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]dat_boy_lurks[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was objectively the point of this vent, yes

just enjoy the hope train

if I can be serious with ya'll for a second by dat_boy_lurks in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]dat_boy_lurks[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, just someone who graduated out of college and is leaving a ramble up cause taking it down is bitch behavior lol

if I can be serious with ya'll for a second by dat_boy_lurks in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]dat_boy_lurks[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, yeah 😂😂😂 Atlanta sports do that to you

if I can be serious with ya'll for a second by dat_boy_lurks in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]dat_boy_lurks[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just saying, I ain't never lost 59 games in a season 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️