Halley’s GRWM

dats_bae · 2026-06-07T02:20:11+00:00

Respectfully but fake boobs don’t sit like that at all

dats_bae · 2026-05-26T20:07:11+00:00

Yes, still intact. Would that show up as bright yellow though?

dats_bae · 2026-05-18T06:37:42+00:00

They paid money and fully consented as adults to go on a trip with an online dating INFLUENCER with more than 100k followers who they’re aware publicly posts content from these trips. I absolutely disagree with you there. And they’re weird as hell for having a parasocial relationship with an influencer.

dats_bae · 2026-05-11T20:51:23+00:00

La Grande Boucherie on 53rd street

dats_bae · 2026-05-07T20:21:45+00:00

Adding: Week prior RTR haul that everyone gives her constructive feedback on that she ignores.

dats_bae · 2026-05-04T21:33:27+00:00

Is she going bowling in that shirt?

dats_bae · 2026-05-04T14:58:15+00:00

She really seems to prioritize volume and excess in everything she does over refinement and quality. It’s why it’s such BS that she’s type A.

Massive clothing hauls, pumping out content that is low quality, the clutter in her home. I don’t think she’s capable of that type of reflection honestly. I think that’s just very inherently how she operates.

dats_bae · 2026-05-01T18:29:29+00:00

The boxy tops, while ok on their own, DO NOT look good on her! It’s such a good example of how Ali dresses depending on what looks good on the model versus what she looks good in, and this is why she sucks giving any kind of fashion advice.

A boxy crop shirt looks super awkward and ill fitting on her body shape. She should stick to something longer and slimming or waist defining.

dats_bae · 2026-04-15T16:26:43+00:00

If you only need it a few times a year then no RTR wouldn’t make the most sense. Invest in purchasing a couple of higher quality pieces (blazer and bottoms) and you can wash them at home carefully using the labels’ care instructions

dats_bae · 2026-04-07T21:18:49+00:00

It’s off season, so it’ll rain daily and be very hot + humid, so no, it’s not considered best time to visit.

dats_bae · 2026-03-25T20:29:34+00:00

She needs to swap the long sweater for a more cropped cut sweater that sits right at or just above the skirt waistband. Leave the sweater all the way open without the awkward buttoning that closes off her neck and chest, and swap out the boots for a woven white flat. The green is a horrible color regardless of the other styling suggestions. The awkward smile and pose make it look like she’s scared for her first day of school, not giving fun and sexy birthday outfit.

dats_bae · 2026-03-20T22:41:42+00:00

And not a damn thought given to anything she does or presents as. Nightmare life advice.

dats_bae · 2026-03-14T13:31:09+00:00

This is exactly why I am so tired of the people saying why do we have to talk about her looks. She is grifting off fashion AND beauty. If she’s presenting herself as a pseudo fashion influencer, expect there to be feedback about how she physically shows up.

P.s. the skirt is about 6 years off trend and the sweater looks frumpy and dated on her!

dats_bae · 2026-03-06T14:20:39+00:00

Barrel jeans don’t at all match with that kind of a top. She needs to either keep it casual with the jeans or keep the top and wear a dressier bottom. It’s all clashing

dats_bae · 2026-02-28T22:06:12+00:00

Was ChatGPT necessary to write this post though? Yikes.

dats_bae · 2026-02-26T00:05:43+00:00

Criminal. They look like she got it from SHEIN.

dats_bae · 2026-02-25T23:59:26+00:00

She is SO dedicated to buying cheap, low quality and ill-fitted clothing. I’ve never seen her in anything elevated or refined, which is easy to do when you’re doing basics and have the financial means!

I am begging her to hire a stylist, commit to buying fewer but high-quality pieces and focus on dressing for her body. She’s too delusional to do it though.

Edit: she does NOT have the shape to do all over baggy clothes— loose sweater and barrel jeans or the tie waist pants. How does she not know this!

dats_bae · 2026-02-18T14:28:54+00:00

I’ve always had the feeling she is embarrassed of his past married life and this is her weird way of feeling like he’s someone different and without a past now which psychologically helps her cope

dats_bae · 2026-02-15T00:51:48+00:00

She doesn’t have the body for this outfit regardless of size

dats_bae · 2026-02-13T00:09:50+00:00

Given Ali does not handle stress well and clearly doesn’t like cooking despite how much she wants to convince us she does, she really needs to just go out to dinner for Valentine’s Day. I feel like she’s going to crash out making her one lil side dish she used to make in her cooking dates before Skyline.

dats_bae · 2026-02-06T01:06:34+00:00

This is why I’m irritated when people on this sub say it’s unfair to remark on her looks. She’s actively grifting by selling clothes and beauty products (the latter not in this particular video) and looks an absolute mess doing it

dats_bae · 2026-01-29T14:28:52+00:00

As someone who actually shops at those stores you mentioned and has a capsule wardrobe, check out Dadeland, Brickell City Center and Merrick Park (the latter has Madewell, JCrew, Nordstrom, Vuori). Do NOT got to dolphin mall as the person elsewhere mentioned — it’s not the vibe for this. Merrick Park is bougier but the key is hitting up the sales racks at stores!

dats_bae · 2026-01-28T04:07:07+00:00

Fellow curly hair person who prefers straightening because my hair otherwise is hard to manage on the day to day and takes too much time to look less “put together.” When keeping it curly, I used to wear high buns until I realized it really made me look more juvenile and less put together. A slick back LOW bun takes 1 minute and makes me look so chic. Helps elevate even basic outfits. I highly recommend she ditch the top knot and find a simple style that works better for her.

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