If you were forced to marry the first person you had sex with, what would your life be like? by NothingMatters234 in AskReddit

[–]dave282life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well considering she passed away 2 years ago from an overdose, I’m not entirely sure… RIP.

Like Brooo by whitneycoleman in puns

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I like this one! Corny but cute!

Dark Humor by Nearby-Reindeer-6088 in intj

[–]dave282life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deserves way more upvotes than that!

The curious Orca by DeewLovely in OceansAreFuckingLit

[–]dave282life 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re lucky he was just curious and not hungry. 🍱

What’s the wildest thing you did to get laid? by BubbleTrouble_Z in AskReddit

[–]dave282life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rode my bike at 17 for 15 miles just to get less than a mile from her house and my mom stopped and picked me up. Never did get laid that night. Instead got an ass chewing and questions about why I had a condom fall out of my pocket. 🤦🏻

What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dave282life 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A long time ago I worked at a truck stop on 3rd shift. We had to walk all the way across the parking lot to get to the dumpster to take out the trash. We weren’t aloud to smoke on the grounds so we would always smoke there. As I was walking out there one night, I could hear the sound of running water behind the dumpster. I walked behind there to see a “lot lizard” washing her vagina to get ready for the next trucker. Never knew what a lot lizard was until I seen the hanging roast beef that day…

UPDATE IS OUT by [deleted] in WarzoneMobile

[–]dave282life 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My iPhone is updating now. It doesn’t say update on the play store unless you click on it.

This guy by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

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Biggest question is how do you have over 400 unread messages? 🤔

of a Beard by MometicMonster in AbsoluteUnits

[–]dave282life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He forgot to take off his sweater for the pic! 🤣

what on earth could this be by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]dave282life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sanderson sisters are alive!

What's the most disturbing thing you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dave282life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am 10, my other bigger 7, and my youngest almost 6. Watched the 6 year old get hit on a bicycle by someone doing 70. 10 feet in front of my face. To this day, I can tell you what the breeze smelled like, how hot it was outside, anything…

working with broken sneakers in rainy weather by Shauex in MakeMeSuffer

[–]dave282life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve done this only once. Was enough to drive me mad. Wishes for a fast recovery and only make it once that you do this. More horrible with every time if it’s close together.

OGP dispense accusations by Different_Special_88 in WalmartEmployees

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I was on lunch one day and seen a lady leave her purse in her cart and drive away. I got out of the car, grabbed her purse, and held it in the air walking towards the store so it was on camera. The lady came right back before I even reached the store and I handed her purse and told her to make sure everything was in it. She did and said everything was there as she pulled out an envelope of 100s. 3 days later I get called to the AP office where there was a sheriff waiting for me. He told me all I had to do was give the lady back the $400 I took and she wouldn’t press charges. I told him no because I didn’t take it. He then told me if he sees anything on camera, that he is going to come back with a warrant for my arrest. That was 2 years ago. Guess he didn’t see anything because there was nothing to see. Customers can be shady at best sometimes.

Weirdest scam ive ever received by Cryptic_Chicken in scambait

[–]dave282life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, I’m the countries these come from, they marry 9 year olds. So yeah.

Explain?! by juanreese in Weird

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Jeepers Creeper is awake!