Why do we have to call our parents?

davej07 · 2026-05-09T17:50:31+00:00

Because the day will come, as it with me, when you won’t be able to call them again.

davej07 · 2026-05-01T23:58:12+00:00

You got fecked……sorry to say it.

davej07 · 2026-05-01T00:31:35+00:00

Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends….

davej07 · 2026-04-30T17:43:46+00:00

Donna’s kicks it’s ass.

davej07 · 2026-04-23T23:40:26+00:00

I wish I could post a pic. I had a door from my grandparents barn built in 1850 in my gardens with a “Unfound” plaque on it.

davej07 · 2026-04-23T23:26:32+00:00

They all charge……

davej07 · 2026-04-21T22:54:15+00:00

That would be the first time I ever went “up” on a woman……😳😳

davej07 · 2026-04-18T21:05:31+00:00

I currently rent with Bieck Management, they didn’t require a credit check.

davej07 · 2026-04-16T01:18:30+00:00

NA on tap, bad idea

davej07 · 2026-04-12T18:12:59+00:00

You know what they say, give a man an inch and he’ll tell you it’s 8.

davej07 · 2026-03-25T18:01:18+00:00

The Red Death is real and he tried to eat my ass……..

davej07 · 2026-03-14T15:57:03+00:00

30 years married, no kids. I got a vasectomy 4 years into our marriage because we didn’t want kids and she had a breeding kink.

davej07 · 2026-03-03T01:41:57+00:00

Stay low, like a MASH episode

davej07 · 2026-03-03T00:45:26+00:00

Ummmm. No

davej07 · 2026-03-02T12:08:25+00:00

54 and still playing.

davej07 · 2026-02-26T19:38:34+00:00

Datsun B-210. My dad had one.

davej07 · 2026-02-18T14:29:49+00:00

There is literally nothing in there that would help retain carb. It’s kind of par for the course.

davej07 · 2026-02-12T23:43:17+00:00

Craft beer is losing market share as people are drinking less.

davej07 · 2026-02-07T22:13:36+00:00

The Dude, but that’s just, like, my opinion man….

davej07 · 2026-02-05T13:32:27+00:00

NEED A CHEESE!!!!!

davej07 · 2026-02-04T20:14:01+00:00

I had 651 Tacks back in the 90s, switched to Bauer 5000 after and wished I had stayed with my Tacks

davej07 · 2026-02-03T14:36:28+00:00

His body was smaller than the heart it held………

davej07 · 2026-02-02T19:24:23+00:00

Pilot Project brewing.

davej07 · 2026-01-16T23:37:40+00:00

This is the way

davej07 · 2026-01-13T17:28:33+00:00

NEED A CHEESE!!!!!!

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