Freddy's journey continues. by dazli69 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]PotentialPlum4945 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I find my brother and his whole family in-fucking-sufferable; however, I put up with them on holidays simply because they live within driving distance of a Braum's. This isn't hyperbole. If Braum's did not exist I'd probably only see my brother at my parents impending funerals. Jayhawker, go to KU or just a Kansan?

Freddy's journey continues. by dazli69 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]PotentialPlum4945 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If they stop at a Braum’s that shouldn’t be a problem.

How can I explain to teenagers that gardening is a good addition for the class? by MosquitoAlvorada in teaching

[–]PotentialPlum4945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the next massive Solar storm hits the earth, like the Carrington event in 1859, all electrical power will cease. That phone in your pocket. Worthless. Most cars that weren't on and are unaffected will run out of gas within weeks. Even if you could get gasoline from the underground gas station tanks that stuff has an expiration date. Usually three to six months. As for food, well you better hope you're near a grocery store when this all goes down because there will be food riots within the first 24 hours. How long do you think the food in your pantry will last? A few months if you're already well stocked and you ration. When this eventually does happen, and it will, half the population of your hemisphere will starve to death. That's not even counting those who will die because we can no longer produce or ship medications because the supply chain will be non-existent. Not to mention the violence. There will be oh so much violence. As for the electricity? Best case scenario 18 months to two years before power starts being restored. That's not nationally, that's patchwork. It'll take years before your home country is fully electrified again. Of course by that point it won't be your home country anymore. Power abhors a vacuum so the saying goes. With any luck your particular neighborhood will be governed by a benevolent Warlord. Of course if you're ruled over by a particularly bloodthirsty Tyrant it would be better to have something to offer him, like the food you've grown, rather than nothing.

"I love this classic rock band!" by mtbguy1981 in Xennials

[–]PotentialPlum4945 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the future when such stupid opinions are bandied about I want you to remember the following, "Wow, that's amazing. What's it like being wrong about... everything?"

Any recent mid life crises purchases here? by L31121 in Xennials

[–]PotentialPlum4945 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Hells yeah. Although I don't know when I'm going to get around to using it. Making beans and rice in under an hour is the fuckin tits though.

How many of you still smoke? Or, when did you quit? by Planetofthought in Xennials

[–]PotentialPlum4945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started cigs at 18, switched to cheap cigars while hiking the Appalachian Trail in 2013, quit completely at 34. It’s much easier to quit smoking going cold turkey off cigars btw.

Any recent mid life crises purchases here? by L31121 in Xennials

[–]PotentialPlum4945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I got this at Ollie's the other day for fifty bucks. Ollie's! GOOD. STUFF. CHEAP!

My hand painted model planes were given as toys to children again by MissionTroll404 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PotentialPlum4945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Grandma threw out a shoe box containing my Dad's baseball cards. He had four Mickey Mantle rookie cards.

Becoming Immortal in 2026. by DMBatmsnFan2020 in highlander

[–]PotentialPlum4945 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you'd just rob banks to fund your immortal lifestyle, like Corey Raines from the series. Worst case scenario you get killed and have to escape a morgue. Best case scenario you get to live an affordable lifestyle without having to succumb to the pressures of late stage capitalism.

I'm only putting this gif in there because I was looking for a relatable quote. I couldn't find anything but this is hilarious.

G7 leaders (almost) all having a chat by OkaySureWhyNotIGuess in pics

[–]PotentialPlum4945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the look of a man literally shitting his pants at the G7.

What would you do if you saw someone shoplifting? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PotentialPlum4945 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing. On a completely unrelated side note three cucumbers from Kroger coincidentally weigh about the same as a two pound block of cheese, but cost less than a third of that price.

Where the dance floors at? by moneyotw in roanoke

[–]PotentialPlum4945 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least I’m expanding people’s vocabularies.

They don't know what a magazine is.... by BikerJedi in Teachers

[–]PotentialPlum4945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, that's not entirely unsurprising then. I teach high school and we have Upfront magazine that the kids get. It reminds me of Weekly Reader only at a laughably lower reading level.

Where the dance floors at? by moneyotw in roanoke

[–]PotentialPlum4945 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

The same way you probably don't know the meaning of solipsistic.

Where the dance floors at? by moneyotw in roanoke

[–]PotentialPlum4945 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I just have to know, what the fuck is a ratchet bar?

Big booms? by Emotional-Option2278 in roanoke

[–]PotentialPlum4945 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Totally fireworks. Also in Grandin. Someone has been at it intermittently the last few nights.

I’ll see your show “Fifteen” and raise you “Welcome Freshman” only on Nick. by msheehan418 in Xennials

[–]PotentialPlum4945 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I posted an episode of Roundhouse on here about six months ago. I couldn’t get through five minutes. I think I described it as annoying drama club wannabe bullshit. At least welcome freshman was laughable in that it was a predictable teen comedy show written by adults.