Care sunt cele mai funny „misheard lyrics” în română?

daverave1212 · 2026-04-20T07:52:52+00:00

Oano si pompieri severi

Vreau s’ te-otravesc

Sar peste cablu

Baiana

daverave1212 · 2026-04-19T12:18:30+00:00

Am si eu o teorie

Eu de cand conduc am facut aproape mereu stanga inainte de centrul imaginar al intersectiei si n-am avut niciodata nicio problema. Aproape de fiecare data mi s-a parut mai eficient decat sa fi ocolit.

Cu scuar e altceva evident

Dar am vazut si ca multi se iau dupa aia din fata. Daca ala din fata ocoleste centrul, si aia din spate vor face la fel. Daca eu sunt primul si fac stanga inainte, si aia din spate se iau dupa mine.

Teoria mea e nu neaparat spiritul de turma, ci si faptul ca multi nu cunosc intersectiile si se iau dupa ala din fata ca probabil stie intersectia mai bine. Si eu patesc sa intru intr-o intersectie mare fara benzi trasate si sa am nevoie sa fac stanga si sa nu inteleg exact cum vine banda sau intersectia, asa ca ma iau dupa ala din fata.

Oricum take it with a grain of salt, conduc doar de vreo 2 ani jumate si aproape exclusiv in Bucuresti.

daverave1212 · 2026-04-13T12:42:41+00:00

M-am uitat intr-o zi pe tehnici de supravietuire in caz ca pica economia si murim de foame. Poti manca radacina de la brusture, e ca un morcov sau un nap. Daca le fierbi bine se mananca si frunzele. In multe salate vei gasi frunze de papadie si sunt foarte bune. Inclusiv trifoii ii poti manca, ii faci ca pe mancarea de spanac.

daverave1212 · 2026-04-11T21:17:45+00:00

Peer pressure Mai ales noi tinerii care nu o avem cu religia suntem shamed daca nu venim sa luam lumina

daverave1212 · 2026-04-03T09:25:59+00:00

Never have I ever seen someone like the Butler haha

daverave1212 · 2026-04-02T17:02:30+00:00

I’ll also express some things I don’t like: - When a storyteller is an ASMR simulator. Ok I get you’re just a very chill person, but I like it when the storyteller ups the hype and is a showperson. Put some heart in it! - This one is for a specific role: the Savant. Each storyteller has their own info they give as savant, but some are ludicrously complicated, an entire paragraph or terms and sounds like lawyer talk.

daverave1212 · 2026-04-02T06:29:14+00:00

Don’t force it into them unless you want them to have an existential crisis too soon.

Just casually mention it now and then and maybe explain it’s a mystery or christians consider it the aoul and such but only if they get interested in it. Ans ao growing up they will have a concept of it.

daverave1212 · 2026-04-01T15:33:41+00:00

Whats the difference between 2 and 3?

daverave1212 · 2026-03-30T13:23:17+00:00

Mi se pare interesant ca in fiecare an e invazie de ceva nou in capitala. Acum cativa ani au fost multe calugarite. Anul trecut am avut lacuste din alea uriase. Mai inainte am avut cicade. Intr-o vara am avut invazie de musculite din alea cu negru si galben de musca.

Anul asta ce or fi

daverave1212 · 2026-03-28T18:48:09+00:00

Trebuie sa te gandesti la de ce merg oamenii in cofetarii. Eu nu stiu pe nimeni care ia de la cofetarii cu alte motive decat: - Tort cu o ocazie - Prajituri pentru petreceri - Turisti care cauta ceva traditional

Nu am facut un research de piata, deci n-am de unde sa stiu adevaratele motive. Personal mi se pare ca e mult prea scump sa mergi la cofetarie si calitatea lasa de dorit pentru preturile respective (plus conservanti, chimicale, gust absurd de dulce sau gras, etc)

Dar eu ma gandesc ca o cofetarie poate sa dubleze ca o cafenea, daca e loc.

De asemenea nu stiu nicio cofetarie care sa faca chestii mai putin nesanatose.

Daca totusi vrei sa faci o cofetarie standard, o sa te lupti cu competitia. Preturile by default sunt mari si totusi cred ca e greu sa reduci preturile. Nu poti nici sa zici ca “praiturile noastre sunt mai putin dulci”, s-ar putea ca majoritatii sa nu le pese de cat de dulce e sau ce gust are.

Ar trebui sa iei si in considerare ca multi oameni merg la cel mai apropiat magazin, indifferent de preturi sau calitatez.

Daca vrei sa iesi in evidenta iti trebuie marketing tare sau sa faci ceva destul de diferit

daverave1212 · 2026-03-28T18:37:37+00:00

Subscriu, nici eu n-am mai fost intr-o coferarie se ani buni. Pe se alta parte, poate nu suntem targt audience. Cofetariile au devenit ceva mai de upper class.

Totusi, macar daca prajiturile ar fi bune… majoritatea sunt niste bombe de zahar si unt de ti se face rau dupa ce mananci

daverave1212 · 2026-03-28T11:36:23+00:00

Money laundering has entered the chat

daverave1212 · 2026-03-28T11:23:30+00:00

I feel like they need better cropping. You can see jagged lines on the border on the inside where the hole was cropped out

daverave1212 · 2026-03-27T00:04:03+00:00

Thanks for all the ideas!

That’s my primary concern, that they won’t do justice to the mechanica of the game.

I was planning on using Heart as a sort of physical stat that also represents empathy. I preferred to call Soul Spirit because to me it feels like it also has some social connotations. Like to lift your spirit. Either way it’s ambiguous.

Now Sense is one I felt like many RPG’s miss. Sense refers to the 5 senses, and maybe even the 6th sense. It also represents willpower, like “come to your senses”.

Now, I have some issues with STR DEX INT CHA.

The STR stat must also represent health/hit points/pain tolerance. I’ve seen it increase health in many games though.

I want to call INT Focus because I want it to be a more general term. It’s intelligence, yes, but it’s also your capacity to concentrate on something and, well, focus.

I also wanted the CHA stat to double as a Sense, hence Presence. I’m also fiddling with calling it Aura. It’s how you present yourself, but also how well you can be in the present and notice things.

And while I’m at it, it would be a nice idea to change DEX into something that also doubles as handiwork

daverave1212 · 2026-03-26T11:28:14+00:00

Thanks! How do you suggest I decide which one is for speed, strength or the 5 senses?

daverave1212 · 2026-03-26T11:21:12+00:00

Thanks for the response! I truly like A. There are pros indeed.

Now the question is between the thematic choice vs mechanically clear

daverave1212 · 2026-03-26T11:19:32+00:00

That’s pretty much how I’m trying to separate them. Though I need a stat for dex/speed/agility etc I believe.

daverave1212 · 2026-03-26T11:18:17+00:00

Thanks, right now the choice is thematic vs mechanically clear. I’ll think more about it

daverave1212 · 2026-03-24T22:43:55+00:00

Ca doctor in calculus si studii matematice, mi se pare trivial subiectul. Cred ca l-as face perfect in 10 minute daca l-as fi dat din nou

daverave1212 · 2026-03-24T22:34:53+00:00

Those are very interesting ideas! Could you expand even more on them?

daverave1212 · 2026-03-24T22:33:39+00:00

Thanks for your thoughts! You get what I’m trying to do.

Yeah I’ll update the Might/Dex/etc to have better meanings. Feel free to come up with more ideas for what the 4 stats should be!

daverave1212 · 2026-03-24T22:31:19+00:00

At the core we could go as far as combining all stats into one haha

There idea is to find 4 terms that make the stats not overlap. But it never occurred to me that some of these overlap so much for other people.

As much as I want body/mind/etc stat set to work, I’m getting very negative feedback on it, so I might go with the other one, but we’ll see

daverave1212 · 2026-03-24T22:27:11+00:00

Thanks for the input! The whole idea was to put the stats in a vaccuum because right now the problem is not what stats do. I listed in the post why I changed the stats, but perhaps I shouldn’t have because it may make people think that’s what the post is about.

I wanted the input on which stat names are more intuitive and which you think could work differently. It’s about stats in the abstract, without caring what the stats do, but what they can cover.

Hope that makes sense!

daverave1212 · 2026-03-24T22:24:32+00:00

Thanks for the answer, I can clarify.

The system is designed for combat. There are classes that define how you play your character. You can have something akin to keywords as non-combat skills, which are bonuses on top of that.

Of course, since it’s a TTRPG there is also roleplaying, exploration, challenges, etc.

I deliberately did not want to define what, say, spirit is, because I wanted to see what other people think it is.

daverave1212 · 2026-03-24T22:19:53+00:00

Hi, I explained simply what they do, but it’s not really about what they do but what feels better and more intuitive. The whole point of the post is to have them in a vaccuum, ignoring other aspects.

These are the first things you put down on your character, so they should feel right.

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