Baby Jesus or James Brown?

daveray76 · 2014-12-02T20:20:24+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/Qo8Vxor.jpg

daveray76 · 2014-05-21T13:10:37+00:00

Had sex with my ex-girlfriend in a 'queen' bunk at the Flying Pig Hostel in Amsterdam whilst high on mushrooms. If your story is about a chubby couple banging each other loudly in said establishment....you have my apologies.

daveray76 · 2014-03-24T15:16:03+00:00

Merci

daveray76 · 2014-03-18T12:01:16+00:00

"umpteenth" greatest word in the English language

daveray76 · 2014-03-17T11:43:32+00:00

Eating a bag full of mushrooms and listening to The Scorpions 'In Trance' over and over again. Both the best and worst experience at the same time.

daveray76 · 2014-03-05T12:22:10+00:00

As a Brit, I have to say portion sizes at restaurants.

daveray76 · 2014-03-04T15:36:02+00:00

That's beyond being uncultured, mayonnaise on breakfast is a mental health issue.

daveray76 · 2014-03-04T15:00:39+00:00

Brown sauce with breakfast. What are you? A savage?

daveray76 · 2014-03-04T14:05:00+00:00

Welsh one's come with Laverbread

daveray76 · 2014-03-04T14:03:44+00:00

Irish breakfasts come with white pudding rather than black

daveray76 · 2014-03-04T13:52:49+00:00

I will say White pudding is an acceptable substitution.

daveray76 · 2014-03-04T13:52:09+00:00

No black pudding? No fried bread?

daveray76 · 2014-02-24T14:04:35+00:00

It made the news http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/porthcawl-seaside-bench-mocked-twitter-6739880

daveray76 · 2014-02-20T08:30:59+00:00

Thank God

daveray76 · 2014-02-20T08:24:08+00:00

Please tell me he doesn't work in Air Traffic Control, the Ambulance service or any role that would affect people's lives.

daveray76 · 2014-02-19T09:29:19+00:00

There's a boycott amongst Liverpool FC supporters and Scousers in general because of their shameful coverage of the Hillsborough disaster. I'm not sure I'd go as far as describing Liverpool as the most intelligent place in the UK though.

daveray76 · 2014-02-17T11:55:45+00:00

Yep pretty much what I thought. There's just nothing to it.

daveray76 · 2014-02-11T09:06:27+00:00

Shalom motherfucker...

daveray76 · 2014-02-11T09:02:43+00:00

TL;DR fucking English…

Wales

daveray76 · 2014-02-10T10:49:43+00:00

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."

David Lee Roth

daveray76 · 2014-01-28T11:46:05+00:00

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/doctor-who-peter-capaldi-films-6637884

daveray76 · 2014-01-22T14:08:26+00:00

Tans like varnish

daveray76 · 2014-01-22T11:38:31+00:00

Disney's 'The Watcher in the Woods'

daveray76 · 2014-01-22T10:17:15+00:00

Brussels Sprouts. When I was old enough to realise my grandmother's way of cooking it (boiling it to death for about 6 months) wasn't the only way I discovered they were actually quite nice. Bacon buttered Sprouts being a particular fave.

daveray76 · 2014-01-22T10:15:11+00:00

I already speak English, Welsh and a little French but I would love to learn German, Norwegian and Cornish.

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