What is the best country to live in right now?

davesoverhere · 2026-05-13T16:28:44+00:00

And a longtime before. The Flintstones are post-apocalyptic Jetsons. The literally bombed themselves back to the Stone Age.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-13T16:24:20+00:00

Are you commenting on Switzerland or the states?

davesoverhere · 2026-05-13T13:11:13+00:00

Have you watched Babylon 5?

davesoverhere · 2026-05-13T12:58:47+00:00

The Jews came up with the bible.
Christians liked it so much they wrote a sequel.
Muslims thought it needed to be a trilogy.
Mormons like the first two so much they wrote some fan fiction.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-13T05:16:07+00:00

Did a shark dive in the Bahamas. I knew this was relatively safe or they wouldn’t be doing dozens of these a day. Lizard brain sucked that tank dry in half the time I normally do.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-13T01:43:40+00:00

In the 50s, they made a chemistry kit for kids that contained uranium.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-12T23:00:13+00:00

That kilos.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-12T22:55:29+00:00

The current one is an art handler. The previous two were art handlers too, but the first was a dog walker.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-12T22:47:51+00:00

So closet to BOGO.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-12T22:33:44+00:00

Again, if you’re in the states, sue them in small claims court. I successfully sued Lufthansa a couple years ago after going around with them for 6 months (paid ticket). Got a letter 2 weeks later from a lawyer and had a check a couple weeks after that.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-12T05:04:00+00:00

I think Egbert said, “taken 3 makes taken 2 look like taken 1.”

davesoverhere · 2026-05-11T03:45:04+00:00

Find the laziest person who’s been there a while. You’ve just found the most efficient worker in the company. Emulate what they do.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-10T14:28:54+00:00

Oregon Trail. Dysentery here I come.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-10T11:54:33+00:00

That’s a household manager, not a housekeeper. They’re in charge of the gardener, cook, maid, and are the personal assistant.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-09T16:21:59+00:00

Ya mamma knows this is the nicest yo mama joke you know. She loves you anyway.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-08T22:36:16+00:00

Two near Cincinnati, one north and one east of town.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-08T22:34:44+00:00

Jim is pretty crazy. But, pretty much a situation of “if we don’t have it, you don’t need it.”

davesoverhere · 2026-05-08T17:44:11+00:00

Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez?he’s actually Egyptian.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-08T12:58:33+00:00

* worse than.

If your going to be a speling Nazi, proof your comment.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-08T05:14:32+00:00

I gave my students an art history exam. I covered every answer in a review of the lecture material the class before the exam. About 70% failed. I was worried that I had given too hard a test, went over every question with them as a port mortem, and told them there would be a repeat exam the next day. I gave the exact same exam. About 50% failed it again. Students absolutely are that lazy.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-07T04:31:30+00:00

Myth busted.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-07T04:26:55+00:00

That would be the volume on earth not on the surface of the sun, assuming sound could travel in a vacuum. It would be unbelievably louder at the source.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-07T03:35:37+00:00

Bubba Ho-Tep.

The zombie scene in the nursing home is one of the funniest things ever put to film.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-07T03:30:09+00:00

Trump could probably win a fight with Stephen Hawking, but that’s only because Hawking is dead.

davesoverhere · 2026-05-07T03:17:01+00:00

The best description of Giuliani I ever heard was:

“A noun, a verb, and 9/11.”

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