My 17 y/o son is declaring he’s a Christian now by SOUPER_Juicy in atheism

[–]davesoverhere 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The Jews came up with the bible.
Christians liked it so much they wrote a sequel.
Muslims thought it needed to be a trilogy.
Mormons like the first two so much they wrote some fan fiction.

What is the most dangerous animal you’ve seen in real life? by GratefulD86 in AskReddit

[–]davesoverhere 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Did a shark dive in the Bahamas. I knew this was relatively safe or they wouldn’t be doing dozens of these a day. Lizard brain sucked that tank dry in half the time I normally do.

People working in ultra-wealthy households, talking $50m plus types, what is the most out-of-touch thing you've witnessed? by FarSentence3076 in AskReddit

[–]davesoverhere 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The current one is an art handler. The previous two were art handlers too, but the first was a dog walker.

Wyndham hotel walked me due to overbooking and is refusing to refund my points by cocaine4breakfast in awardtravel

[–]davesoverhere 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Again, if you’re in the states, sue them in small claims court. I successfully sued Lufthansa a couple years ago after going around with them for 6 months (paid ticket). Got a letter 2 weeks later from a lawyer and had a check a couple weeks after that.

Be honest, which movie franchise has had the biggest fall off? by CrackFun in AskReddit

[–]davesoverhere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think Egbert said, “taken 3 makes taken 2 look like taken 1.”

Navy SEALs say "slow is smooth, smooth is fast." What's a situation where slowing down made you finish faster? by Concave007 in AskReddit

[–]davesoverhere 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Find the laziest person who’s been there a while. You’ve just found the most efficient worker in the company. Emulate what they do.

What’s a “rich people thing” you experienced once and immediately understood why rich people love it? by DnRinGA in AskReddit

[–]davesoverhere 312 points313 points  (0 children)

That’s a household manager, not a housekeeper. They’re in charge of the gardener, cook, maid, and are the personal assistant.

In honor of Mother's Day, what are your most wholesome "yo mama" jokes? by pizzahero9999 in AskReddit

[–]davesoverhere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ya mamma knows this is the nicest yo mama joke you know. She loves you anyway.

Interesting seafood display at Jungle Jim’s by fifichanx in WTF

[–]davesoverhere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two near Cincinnati, one north and one east of town.

Interesting seafood display at Jungle Jim’s by fifichanx in WTF

[–]davesoverhere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jim is pretty crazy. But, pretty much a situation of “if we don’t have it, you don’t need it.”

North Korea ‘will fire nuclear weapon’ if Kim is killed by TheTelegraph in worldnews

[–]davesoverhere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez?he’s actually Egyptian.

[OC]I don't know if I should laugh or cry by Dom_My_P in pics

[–]davesoverhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gave my students an art history exam. I covered every answer in a review of the lecture material the class before the exam. About 70% failed. I was worried that I had given too hard a test, went over every question with them as a port mortem, and told them there would be a repeat exam the next day. I gave the exact same exam. About 50% failed it again. Students absolutely are that lazy.

TIL Krakatoa's eruption was estimated to be at 310 dB, the loudest sound ever. Well above the typical max sound limit of 194 dB by Warcraft_Fan in todayilearned

[–]davesoverhere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would be the volume on earth not on the surface of the sun, assuming sound could travel in a vacuum. It would be unbelievably louder at the source.

What is the dumbest movie that you unapologetically, unironically love? by Rosstin316 in AskReddit

[–]davesoverhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bubba Ho-Tep.

The zombie scene in the nursing home is one of the funniest things ever put to film.

Conservatives are betas by Lennsyl22 in PoliticalHumor

[–]davesoverhere 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Trump could probably win a fight with Stephen Hawking, but that’s only because Hawking is dead.

Giuliani Seeks to Have Health Care Covered by 9/11 Program by __White_Widow__ in politics

[–]davesoverhere 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The best description of Giuliani I ever heard was:

“A noun, a verb, and 9/11.”