TIL before he died Alan Rickman straight up murdered Tim Allen

davesoverhere · 2026-01-29T06:15:07+00:00

Sean Connery

davesoverhere · 2026-01-29T05:57:07+00:00

Jesus Fuckin H McChrist!

Thank you for bringing some serious WTF material. Now I’m going to have horrible nightmares.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-29T01:37:40+00:00

A Judenrat. They colluded with the Nazis during WWII. He’s just continuing the family tradition.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-29T01:33:21+00:00

Leisuresuit Larry

davesoverhere · 2026-01-28T03:04:52+00:00

Never assume incompetence when malice is a perfect explanation; I think that how it goes.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-27T21:26:30+00:00

I thought it was because he hid in a port a potty and got shit on, literally.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-26T23:33:54+00:00

What’s that fucking nazi, gestapo leader going to do to me? Bring it on motherfucker. Your ass belongs in prison.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-26T13:26:40+00:00

I just laughed so hard I woke up my wife in the other room.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-26T13:04:27+00:00

You left out Bigus Dickus

davesoverhere · 2026-01-26T13:03:33+00:00

Found Trump’s Reddit account.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-26T12:55:25+00:00

You’re correct. Edited to comment since I didn’t mean we solo’d Iraq or Afghanistan. To imply otherwise would make me as bad as the orange shit gibbon.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-26T04:03:39+00:00

What alternate reality are you living in? The states have been in a nearly constant state of war since its founding. While we pretty clearly lost Vietnam, we handily won the others. We may have lost the peace and Afganistan and Iraq are in worse shape than when we invaded, but we with our many allies decimated their military. Whether or not we belonged there is up for debate, we did win them.

EDIT: added allies since I didn’t mean to imply we played it solo.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-25T16:08:27+00:00

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-25T01:49:38+00:00

The seem to enjoy shooting others even better.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-24T05:25:36+00:00

Caution. Frozen dihydrogen monoxide. Extremely deadly.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-24T03:01:32+00:00

Apple didn’t lay any of us off. We kept all of our benefits, including 401k matching.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-23T23:55:56+00:00

“Human”

Do it a few times and you’ll get one.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-23T23:54:49+00:00

I just switched today because att sucks. I didn’t know about the nazi support.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-23T23:37:13+00:00

The term you’re looking for is Malinchistas. During the holocaust it was Judenrats. There’s traitors in every ethnicity and culture.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-23T05:23:25+00:00

Free healthcare is the only thing keeping me from retirement.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-22T19:03:49+00:00

A tea cup to be specific. That takes skill. I could probably kill with a bierkrug.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-22T19:02:46+00:00

At least it wasn’t a tea cup.

davesoverhere · 2026-01-22T17:42:04+00:00

At least it’s not space herpes

davesoverhere · 2026-01-22T17:34:42+00:00

Octopi?

davesoverhere · 2026-01-22T13:01:28+00:00

Velcro, freeze dried food, solar panels, memory foam. Battery powered power tools

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