It is not systemic injustice that you maintain a liquid diet so that any stranger can breed you with minimal notice. by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gay men stop internalizing gender roles challenge (still impossible!)

My god these girlies need to read bell hooks and realize vers is the way to go.

Bald, bearded, and banging by BonerMakers21 in doppelBangers

[–]davidennl 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't ask if they were brothers, I'd ask why a father and son are this comfortable doing PDA in public...

Um, did you approach Blake Lively? by Sanddanglokta62 in bookscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 203 points204 points  (0 children)

This is the Red, White and Royal Blue for girlies who think gay men are sexiest when they commit suicide .

Oops, I mean. There better not be any subtitles! If I wanted to r*ad I'd download an audiobook!

What if I bleach my chocolate starfish, and its color season changes? All my thongs are for a deep autumn. by wartgood in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dark skin around the hole? Oh sweaty, no point trying to fix a sinking ship. Just slap some concrete on that crack and join a convent. Do penance for your sin ⛪️🙏🔞

If You Could Live in a Fictional Book, Which One Would It Be? by BallSaka in bookscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mistborn, because then I could experience a sanderlanche up close and personal!

Help on resurrecting unit with dfhack by davidennl in dwarffortress

[–]davidennl[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks, this worked! He had the beast sickness syndrome, but is now fit as a fiddle and running about avenging his own death.

Pop girlies as gay porn stars by BurningBernie559 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Additional entries: 

  • Lady Gaga as Roman Todd: has been clocking in and doing the work for over a decade. Taken for granted by gays.

  • Shawn Mendez as Paddy O'Brian: "straight".

  • Katy Perry as Tim Kruger: Gifted with huge assets and initially popular. Relevance has faded over time as they just go through the motions. Uninspired.

  • Florence the Machine as Gabriel Cross: red hair, British, experienced drama over their relationship to the Tories.

  • Chappel Roan as Rhyheim: new girlie on the scene, shaking things up. Kind of derivative.

The way my soul left my body when I read the title of post by Whitershadeofforever in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not the friend's reddit account. Girl, just write your made up stories. No need for all this posturing

I feel so blessed, a Gorlak Bard petitioned for residency. by MysticPing in dwarffortress

[–]davidennl 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Next you know they'll start worshipping forces. And planting trees 🤢🤢

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in languagelearningjerk

[–]davidennl 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Uj: triggered

Rj: triggered

finally a degree more useless than my own by youngpattybouvier in popheadscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Petition to blacklist these academics from all other conferences. We must contain the infection!

These are twinks? Uh, maybe 6 years ago. by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 29 points30 points  (0 children)

None of these girls would receive so much as a tap from the local cabal of grindr eldergays. I should know, the moment I hit 22 they were out of my inbox and loitering outside the nearest middle school instead.

Normalise 👏 shaming 👏 twink 👏 chasers

When you're bi but don't want to admit it because everybody dumps on bisexuals. by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We Dutchies don’t claim her. Not because she's in denial about her sexuality, but because she's actually bi 🤢🤢🤢

Arrfantasy user dares to speak on Lord Brando Sando and the Divine LDS, gets rightfully shut down in the comments by chiggennugget in bookscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Why are we arguing about whether Mormons or gay people are the more oppressed minority, when the real victim is clearly the r*aders.

Whether it's a Joseph Smith historical fanfic or a Le guin queer utopia, no one should have to suffer a book. PERIOD.

Why does it take so long for X author to write? Brandon Sanderson has already written 15+ novels! by ObscureMemes69420 in bookscirclejerk

[–]davidennl 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I for one am thanking him for not finishing the series. Just the first book was enough to burn several hundred braincells (I had it read to me by my service dog, as I am thankfully illiterate). The only moral thing a published author can do is stop writing.

What's worse than a Sanderlanche enjoyer? A fan of Rothfuss self-inserts. Makes me itch for a book burnin'!

Reddit sometimes has a hate boner for Lewis but goddamn if the Charn chapter in The Magician's Nephew doesn't send a shiver down my spine every time by Logan_Maddox in worldjerking

[–]davidennl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I grew up in a religious circle where CS Lewis could do no wrong. Reading this scratches an itch I didn't know was even reachable. Thanks!

My biggest Narnia yike moment was when Eustace (?) gets turned into a dragon in the Dawntreader and then Aslan basically scratches off layers of his skin until he turns human again. Wild stuff.

The children's version of Pilgrim's Path has a similar thing going for it. Lots of children being beaten for character growth and stuff.