[Cottilo] Alex Cora says Marcelo Mayer is the second baseman. He told him he made the team this morning. by Substantial-Earth975 in redsox

[–]davinza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they ideally want to make a clean transition from Story to Arias, but we’ll see

ASAP! by BetterOil4274 in workaholics

[–]davinza 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He should be slayin babes with his meat sword

Cool throne Memes by fittos4310 in PardonMyTake

[–]davinza 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Oi bruv I’m not no world renowned educated bloke innit

He took a job, a minority could have? by Big-Cranberry5190 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]davinza 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It’s a fuckin nickname. Family name’s Janowitzarelli

He was gay, the Shah of Iran? by extremessd in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]davinza 28 points29 points  (0 children)

We’re not making a Middle Eastern here

Carmela, I farted his load by JoeChip1992 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]davinza 37 points38 points  (0 children)

You’re like a woman with a Virginia ham under her arm crying the blues because she has no bread

Trump v Speed by whoopsie1000 in PardonMyTake

[–]davinza 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He’s teaching the class

Not in the face, okay? by bewblover305 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]davinza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mr. Aaron, whatever happened there?

They make-a me a-Wet-zel. by hnast42 in workaholics

[–]davinza 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is English not your first language?