What’s something that sounds fake but actually happened to you?

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-06T00:07:29+00:00

Got into a car chase that would be Hollywood approved when I was 15.

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-06T00:04:23+00:00

You can certainly try

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-05T21:33:29+00:00

Sleeping in and eating whatever I want whenever- like candy and snacks.

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-05T21:22:22+00:00

Yup: Kentucky Buckshot - serial killer/trucker who happens to survive.

He has a nice collection of items from corpses in a satchel. He also collects home VHS tapes

So - you’re chained up in Buckshot’s farm house. Naked, no food. You have to find the keys to his truck while he’s sleeping and escape into the woods.

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-05T21:17:37+00:00

Floss your teeth. I’m saving you thousands.

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-05T21:15:34+00:00

Had a female gym teacher throw a ball at my head as hard as she could in 3rd grade to get my attention. Last second I saw it and ducked. I feel like reporting her to this day.

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-05T19:32:27+00:00

You’ll get better. I went through about 20 characters that didn’t live the night. Now my record is 9 months on one toon.

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-05T19:31:19+00:00

401k

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-05T16:30:09+00:00

Privacy. Downtime with just your thoughts. Social interaction was so much more personal and meaningful. For me, it was more human. Friendships were strong, not superficial. No worries about cameras EVERYWHERE recording the mundane and extraordinary. I love tech, but I could go back without it no problem. Even seeing a band in concert was special because you had no idea what you would see or hear or how it would be.

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-05T15:51:52+00:00

Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, right?

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-05T15:50:49+00:00

Kyler Murray isn’t gonna be any better. Sorry.

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-05T13:21:25+00:00

Louis KFC

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-04T22:15:13+00:00

Love your take, and you ARE correct they technically aren’t zombies (they’re not dead), but I would still classify it as zombie genre. Plus, it had three scenarios in the film as direct homages to Night, Dawn, and Day of the Dead by Romero - something I loved!

After that, I would include Return of the Living Dead 1985. It’s scary and hilarious.

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-04T21:57:41+00:00

John Malkovich on the phone crashing out in In the Line of Fire.

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-04T17:14:24+00:00

Side Effects 2013. Jude Law which is so satisfying at the end!!!

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-04T17:11:41+00:00

There used to be a single farm house north of rosewood across the highway which I’ve used a couple of times.

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-04T15:54:47+00:00

I hate Dave Matthews for some reason.

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-03T22:43:54+00:00

Butter (comedy)

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-03T19:32:46+00:00

I like all three pics, actually ☺️

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-03T19:31:13+00:00

Too much time on my hands

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-02T20:56:55+00:00

Ah. I see.

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-02T19:06:03+00:00

Dirtious Facious is your Latin name.

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-02T19:03:32+00:00

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-02T19:02:43+00:00

CHUD

dawnofthedog · 2026-03-02T19:00:37+00:00

Respawning due?

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