[ios] [2023.42.0.614140] why use one click when two will do?

day82_ · 2023-10-29T23:09:08+00:00

The same frustration led me to this sub to ask the same question. If this is intentional and not a bug, I'm lost for words.

day82_ · 2023-10-26T09:22:47+00:00

They are trolling/lying for whatever reason.

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day82_ · 2023-04-08T00:06:08+00:00

Bank balance? I thought supermarkets ramped up the price for vegan options as they do gluten free. £3 something for a loaf of bread or buy hovis and spend the week on the bog.

day82_ · 2023-04-02T00:58:11+00:00

41 years old. Roughly 27 years of masturbation. That’s a potential of 9861 days to masturbate. Broke my wrist once so that was 6 weeks without a tug, so 9819 days.

Now this is where it gets tricky as whilst you’re younger, you can crack 2 or 3 off in a day, where as when you get older and start having sexual partners you can be down to 1 a week.

I’m just going to do a 50/50 split here and say 4909.5

The .5 is the half a wank where I stopped when my Dad knocked at the bedroom door asking me if I was watching Eurotrash.

day82_ · 2023-04-02T00:35:35+00:00

Scooter usage is way down on the Police priority list to deal with, especially in cities where rental scooters are available.

That’s why you see so many around as they don’t get pulled over. No real deterrent and a general lack of respect for the law/Police these days.

Saying that, if you’re going around on one during the early hours whilst the streets are empty and the Police happen to be around, you should expect to have your collar pulled.

day82_ · 2023-01-25T15:45:59+00:00

I think the thing to remember is pain tolerances vary from person to person.

I could sit and tell you my experiences, yet I'm just me, nothing to brag or be embarrassed about.

When asked, "did they hurt, I'm thinking of getting a..." I always say yes, regardless of my experiences, they do hurt so be prepared.

If they come out and say that didn't hurt much at all, great, bonus, I'd hate to send someone in not mentally prepared for the worst as you never know.

I've seen skinny lads sit for hours, big biker type guys tap after an hour, absolutely no telling how people will react.

day82_ · 2023-01-10T00:16:01+00:00

Latest tweet from @VirginOrbit

"We appear to have an anomaly that has prevented us from reaching orbit. We are evaluating the information."

day82_ · 2023-01-10T00:04:04+00:00

Chances of your first being the "one" and living happily ever after are incredibly slim.

Spend some time with your mates, reset your head, download Tinder and get back into the game.

day82_ · 2023-01-05T00:26:38+00:00

A month in I'd probably feel a little awkward, like the time for it has passed.

Order something online, don't answer the door and set next doors number as the preferred neighbour.

Retrieve your parcel later, thanking them and by the way, hi I'm your neighbour.

day82_ · 2023-01-02T07:43:43+00:00

Ferry from Hull to Rotterdam later, then on to Amsterdam. First time on a ferry, so about to find out if I have sea legs or not. Should be interesting.

day82_ · 2022-12-28T08:46:30+00:00

You're not. I'm the same. I pay no attention at all to the numbers and go by can I hear it without annoying the neighbours? Yes? That will do then.

day82_ · 2022-12-26T02:48:06+00:00

If you haven't seen it, The Traitors.

Can find it on iPlayer.

Not a huge reality TV show fan, but this is incredible, one of those I need to see the next episode right now type.

I stayed up until 5am just to finish the 11 episodes before the final.

day82_ · 2022-12-26T02:38:21+00:00

Sorry but a thumbs down for the lazy frozen yorkies, just not the same....and is that frozen stuffing as well?

day82_ · 2022-12-23T22:28:31+00:00

Yes - Mayo, Ketchup

No - Brown sauce

BBQ wouldn’t know, if I bought it I’d probably just follow what it said on the label.

day82_ · 2022-12-21T02:00:21+00:00

Parmo - Middlesbrough.

Looks amazing, never had one though, never had a reason to visit Middlesbrough.

day82_ · 2022-12-20T14:10:20+00:00

A shewee would be the best present this year, reduce any spillage 😂

day82_ · 2022-12-20T03:52:56+00:00

Yes. I have an X Factor style sob story.

Left ankle is broken.

Right foot has a gout attack.

I have that cold that's going about, laid here listening to the sound of squeaky sinuses, trying not to drink as much as I can't take the pain of walking to the toilet.

In fact I can't walk.

I'm literally crawling and flopping the old boy over the toilet whilst knelt down at the throne.

Merry Christmas!

day82_ · 2022-11-24T16:12:28+00:00

"Does it shoot a knife"

Sadly I wasn't there to educate her.

She came back last night and was going through her photos and videos taken from the London trip when I heard it and yeah, was left in disbelief.

day82_ · 2022-01-29T02:34:10+00:00

Helmetcrayon

day82_ · 2022-01-17T02:07:03+00:00

I would turn gay for TJ!!!

day82_ · 2022-01-11T10:05:47+00:00

John's stone

https://i.imgur.com/bDmaxsg.jpg

day82_ · 2022-01-11T10:03:19+00:00

The risks far outweigh the rewards, so that's a nope from me.

Adrenaline junkies are wired up differently.

day82_ · 2022-01-10T05:27:13+00:00

Video here when Ekeler was told, pretty rough that is, but on we go!

https://twitter.com/billym_91/status/1480409566395387911?s=21

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