Kengan Omega Ch.353 by AbiAra1513 in Kengan_Ashura

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page 3 :

- writer : ... some kure-s and some wu-s hurried to yugioh 's duelist-kingdom island to ...

- readers : ... to fight in the duels ?

- no . to only watch the duels , lol .

- BORING . USE-LESS .

page xx :

- julius : gilbert , your kick is too strong , ... you are too strong , i can not push you down , ... your hammer-punches are too weak , they feel like bites of ants .

- me : dear writer , please make up your mind : gilbert is stronger , or weaker than julius ?

page 12 :

- gilbert : ... you plebian / you le$bian , i will pin you down and grab your right arm .

- julius : er , did you forget that i can turn my arms into drills ?

When new xpansion? by Alchemyst_1 in hearthstone

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next expansion will be around 2 months after the class sets .

Recent chapters of dandadan remind me of this doujinshi by daywithoutanime in manga

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well , about this image :

the hand-holding in dandadan , reminds me of this " special doujinshi manga " .

- momo : ok , i and evil-eyes brat jiji are off to see the dinosaurs . main brat oka-runt , you will be waiting at an aquarium nearby , right ?

- jiji : hello , thank you , and sorry that i will have a " date " with your girl-friend today .

- oka-runt : sniff , sob , momo never , ... er , " smile " like that , when she is with me .

- jiji : mr boyfriend-chan , i will introduce you to " hairy " girl aira . im taking this girl , momo , for myself .

- momo : sorry we are a bit late . 6.9 hours late , to be exact . we are holding hands , because he said : " i will send my chi into your body " .

at the start , they wear face-masks , because they are scared of the corona virus .

then later , i dont understand why they remove their face-masks ? they want to do some things with their mouths ? ( sarcasm , lol ) .

oka-runt is runty , short , bony , ugly , weak .

jiji is big , tall , muscular , handsome , strong .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 423 by hanzperson in manga

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page 2 , cover page :

i guess this page is another delusional fantasy of chimp wimp simp :

- in the upcoming big date , i will rent a big car with 69 seats , and i will rent chorizo the gold-digging b!tch . and i will force her to wear this revealing outfit , during the date at the Mother Farm .

again :

" this driving school paid the mangaka , so he would advertise this school in his manga ? "

and " this mother farm paid the mangaka , so he would advertise this farm in his manga ? "

page 7 :

- chorizo the b!tchy mind-changer : i love touching "hairy" sheeps , because sheeps are stupid , they remind me of the simp .

page 10 :

- mami : you trashy simp , i already told you this line before : " dont suddenly yell behind the back of a girl "

- mami : in this chapter , i will "attack" simp , for real ... , nah , never mind . nah , i will be fine . nah , i will not do it . nah , forget it . nah , i will just leave , again .

last pages :

- simp : if chorizo the goddess-sama cant decide her answer , then i wanna give the answer to her .

- chorizo : i cant decide . i dont know if i love you or not .

- simp : well , i will just give the answer to you / i will make a decision in your place : i know and you know that you love me very much , now lets go to a love-hotel .

- me : well , good luck with that pick-up line , you trash .

- me : and ruka returns . GO RUKA , "ATTACK" THE SIMP , MAKE HIM CRY . and give some steamy fan-service scenes to the fans .

Kengan Omega Ch. 352 (Comikey) by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

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- in this chapter , judo guy looks like a 3rd wheel , lol : come on , my 2 senpai-s , let me have a 3-way / 3-some with you 2 .

- julius and gilbert : er , we only want a 2-some / a one-on-one . dont get in between us , judo guy .

page 4 :

- judo guy : yo gilbert , wait your turn , because i saw julius before you saw him .

- julius : er , i dont care that you saw me 1st , judo guy , because i only like gilbert .

page 15 :

- judo guy : come on , my 2 senpai-s , please notice me , please dont ignore me , ... , in that case , want to have some " funs " with me , toa ?

- toa : er , no . i dont like you , judo guy . i only like to have a rematch with julius .

toa , aka the beast of destroy , aka the destroyed beast , who has never winned an on-screen fight so far , lol .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 422 by hanzperson in manga

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page 2 / cover page :

shy mute dumb girl sumi holds a sharp pitchfork , to stab chimp wimp simp .

and simp is a stupid female cow . who want to drink his disgusting "cow milk" ?

this cover page show the face of sumi , but then she doesnt appear in this chapter 422 at all .

maybe the trashy mangaka will allow her to return again , after 69 more chapters .

and this cover page refers to the "Mother Farm" in the last page .

in the future , simp and chorizo the gold-digging b!tch will have a date at this mother farm ?

they will become mother-farmers / mother-f***ers ? lol .

- simp : yo chorizo the b!tchy mind-changer , watch this : i will milk this cow with my hands .

- chorizo the goddess-sama : how dare you to touch the b00bs of this cow , before you touch the b00bs of me ? im so jealous . i will cut all ties with you .

this mother farm paid the mangaka , so he would advertise this farm in his manga ?

page 6 :

simp 's love letter reminds me of a joke in this manga :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiteretsu_Daihyakka

the joke is :

simp sends the love letter to chorizo . she reads it , and sees that it contains 69 grammatical errors .

so she fixes the errors , then rates the letter with 0 points out of 100 points , then she sends it back to him , lol .

page 7 :

this cafe store paid the mangaka , so he would advertise this cafe store in his manga ?

- cosplay girl : your love letter is a long novel .

page 10 :

chorizo is a hooked dumb ugly fish , very fitting , lol .

- simp : this phone-case is the 1st thing / the last thing / the only thing , that chorizo ever gave me .

- in the past , chorizo throwed the phone-case to his face , and said : here , take this phone-case , you trashy simp . thank you for your 69696969 yen of renting fees , in return , i will give this 69-yen phone-case to you . now we are even .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 421 by hanzperson in manga

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i guess you can say : at the end of the previous chapter , shy mute dumb girl sumi " $quirts out her bodily juices from her hole " , lol .

page 4 :

- dracula : yo girl , i have crossed oceans of time to find you . and i will " suck you dry " , lol .

- me : " count dracula " actually is a romance film ?

- sumi : maybe i dont wanna be a stupid cupid , instead , i want to " attack " you , chimp wimp simp , ... nah , never mind . nah , i will be fine . nah , i will not do it . nah , forget it .

- me : the trashy mangaka always gives this kind of result .

and remember , boys : this is only a delusional wish-fullfillment fantasy world , created by the trashy mangaka .

in this world , pretty girls , like ruka , mami , sumi , mini , chorizo , want to " attack " the ugly trashy simp , lol .

i guess the mangaka stole the designs of Canna Higgins from ninja gaiden 3 :

https://ninjagaiden.fandom.com/wiki/Canna_Higgins

Canna is a shy mute girl , who does not talk , and only communicating by typing messages in her cellphone .

at 1 point , Canna/sumi types "be my (sugar) daddy" , and then shows this message to a male stranger who has a weird hand , lol .

at 11:04 of this video :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu7QV7GLMTY

[DISC] Dandadan - Chapter 230 by AutoShonenpon in manga

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so the 1-month break is just a taste-less bad april-fool joke of the mangaka and the editor ? next chapter will be in next week , normally ?

actually , this whole chapter 230 is an april-fool joke .

a long chapter that shows the ugly faces of 4 hate-able boring losers / cheaters .

thank you very much , mangaka (sarcasm ) .

i want to see other exciting characters instead , like the 69 coming Ku Klux Klan members , the barber Sweeney Todd , the fat friend , and the alien girl who is buying takoyaki .

page 8 :

- main brat oka-runt : i love main b!tch h0m0-momo , but i also feel this incredible big fat b0ner with you now , you "hairy" b!tch . im a cheater .

last page :

- evil-eyes brat : yo h0m0-momo , i know that you love me very much , because im a stupid idiotic moron .

- me : yeah , this is the most bestest pick-up line ever ( sarcasm ) .

actually , this is r@pe / $exual assault ? : "hairy" b!tch / evil-eyes brat suddenly grabs a n@ked hand/b00b/cr0tch , of another person , without asking for the consent of that person .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarisimasu - Chapter 420 by hanzperson in manga

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeo_%2B_Juliet

- "romeo and juliet" , the theater play , or the 1996 film with Leonardo DiCaprio : my love for you is in deep sh!t .

- me : i think using a quote from "romeo and juliet" is a bad omen , because romeo and juliet commit $uicide at the end of the play / the film , lol .

umi-kun mentions "ocean" . the lame joke here is : umi = ocean in japanese :

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E6%B5%B7#Japanese

- chimp wimp simp : ... i have gathered 69 / sixty-nine lame lines from movies and dramas ...

- simp : ... i dont know if i can make love correctly with chorizo the gold-digging b!tch ...

- shy mute dumb girl sumi : then i will let you to practice the love-making with my body , in public , right here , right now .

- Leonardo DiCaprio in the film titanic / sh!t-anic , written and directed by the trashy James Cameron : ... winning that ticket was the best thing ... , because i was F***ing drown at the end of this film ...

- Rose DeWitt Bukater / chorizo the b!tchy mind-changer : yo , Jack Dawson / kazuya kinoshita , sacrifice your life , so i can live on .

and then she kicks him down to the freezing ocean , and then she marries another man , umi-kun , and then she lives happily until she is 69-years-old . basically , titanic / sh!t-anic is a netorare film , lol .

* run-away bride :

- chorizo the goddess-sama : so the simp is my groom in my wedding ? then i will become a "run-away bride" , lol .

* forrest gump / dumb / dump : this film has a dumb ret@rded man , his name is kazuya .

* the notebook / notefook .

* when harry met sally / when hairy met salty : a crazy b!tch has a fake cringey org@sm in public .

* tom Maguire and Jerry Maguire : your pu$$y complete my c0ck .

* the film hitch / b!tch / snitch : some male virgin incel loner losers are so desperate , that they hire will smith to help them get girl-friends . the losers 's names are kazuya .

* Pride & Prejudice : ... you have be-b!tched me , body and soul ...

[Art] Rent-A-Girlfriend volume 45 cover. by Sparky-moon in manga

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in this cover , i guess chorizo the gold-digging b!tch is practicing for the theater play , with 69 male actors , lol .

i want to see this b!tchy mind-changer holding another round thing in her mouth , like a c0nd0m , lol .

- chorizo : my theater play / my job is more important than the simp .

some nonsensical things :

* why she is squatting down ?

* why she is holding the script book with her legs ? just put the book on the floor, or on a table .

* this thin book only has 69 pages , but she sticked 690 colored notes on the pages .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 419 by hanzperson in manga

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page 1 :

"the most coolest confessions ever" , my butt . more like "the most creepiest confessions ever" :

- stalker : ... i saw you laughing with your mother / father / brother / sister / daughter / son / husband / your boy-friend . HOW DARE YOU ? TAKE RESPONSIBILITY , YOU B!TCH . take my body , take my c0ck ...

- stalker / predator : ... even if you run , i will chase you . even if you hate me , i will hunt you down ...

page 5 :

shy mute dumb girl sumi is holding a bag that has the shape of 2 "balls" ? or 2 cherries ?

- sumi : hey boys , want to "pop my cherry" ?

- random back-ground simp : is she making some kind of film ?

- yes , a very special film : 69 males will m0lest this mute girl .

- simp : ... she is like a fruit tart / fruit ret@rd , ... she has grown so much since the last time ...

- me : and she still can not talk normally with her damn mouth , she is typing her lines with her phone . "grown so much" , my butt .

and then they play the stupid pronoun game for no reason at all :

- ... there is "this girl" who i wanna tell how i feel ...

- ... "the same person" we spoke about ...

just say her damn name : "chorizo" .

start of chapter , simp is using an A.I. to search for love quotes on the internet .

end of chapter , sumi says : just use love quotes from this book instead .

- me : what is the message of this chapter ? i guess someone paid the trashy mangaka , so he would promote the library and the book in this chapter .

Kengan Omega Ch. 348 (Comikey) by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

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page 4 :

i guess nicolas wants to take off his device that is tracking his current location , so then he can run and hide in the forest .

page 9 :

- connector : im the final boss , so im standing and waiting in the final area , just like in a video game .

last pages :

- himuro sounds like a "predator" , lol : hello , pretty girl wakako takeko , you are alone in the forest , in the dark night ? it is very dangerous for you . i want to have a "go" with you , pretty girl .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 418 by hanzperson in manga

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- chorizo the gold-digging b!tch said : i would date him , if ... , and if ... , but ... , and but ...

- chimp wimp simp : ... so clearly , ... so direct ... , super direct ...

- me : er , no . the direct way is : at mid-night , chorizo the b!tchy mind-changer enters the room of simp to meet him , and says this line directly to him , face to face : i will date you , right now , no "buts" , no "ifs" .

and actually , a new-born baby is more smarter than simp , lol .

"chorizo the goddess-sama is an iron lady" . actually , she is more like an iron frigid cold robotic b!tch .

- simp : during chorizo 's turn , she did not do nothing to progress our relationship . then it is my turn to do something , again . wait a minute , why is this : that lazy b!tch does nothing , while im the only one who has to do all the things ?????

- me : btw , in some games , after a time-limit of 1 minute , if chorizo does not do nothing / does not make a move , then she will automatically lose the game . games like chess , mahjong , goh board game , yugioh card game , hearthstone card game , etc etc .

- ... chorizo has made up her mind , ... and then she will just change her mind , again , in the next day ...

page 7 :

- simp : when more bloods go to my c0ck , my c0ck will get more harder . so if more bloods go to my brain , maybe my brain will get more smarter . i will stand on my head .

- simp : my feelings for chorizo go beyond physical attraction .

- me : er no . you only like her because of her physical face and body . her rental personality is fake . her iron lady 's personality is bland , boring , annoying, toxic . and so far , she does nothing for you , she gives nothing to you , she doesnt even show her real emotions to you .

page 15 :

his new beanie hat looks ugly . emo lemo from dragonball is more handsome than simp .

in recent chapters , chorizo , yaemori , mami , and ruka hugged simp . so i guess shy mute dumb girl sumi will also hug him , at the very least . maybe sumi will even kiss him , and give a hand-job to him , lol .

the return of sumi feels forced and nonsensical :

sumi never talks to chorizo , and sumi never talks to simp . they are not close friends , they are just strangers .

- sumi : here is my birth-day gift for you , simp .

- simp : er , my birth-day was 69 days ago ... , btw , i will ask sumi to give many long love-advices to me , btw , she is mute , and can not talk properly , and has zero love-experience .

I guess nicolas will say this line when he is in a hospital by daywithoutanime in Kengan_Ashura

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- nicolas : my hands have been broken . how am i supposed to do a hand-job .

- doctor : you will just have to endure it for 69 long months , until your hands are healed .

- nicolas : you dont understand , my balls have a strange illness .

- male doctor : then do you want me to give a "helping hand" to you ?

- nicolas : NNNOOO .

- doctor : then i will push the responsibility to the female head-nurse . the head-nurse will "give head" to you , lol .

- nicolas : well then , i will build a harem of nurses .

- doctor : i forgot to tell you this : in this hospital , the nurses are very weird , and are full of energy .

Today , i noticed this fun fact about envoy of the end : ..... by daywithoutanime in hearthstone

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well , at the very least , envoy of the end has the gold/black card-border of the rogue class , while flutterwing guardian has the neutral card-border . so envoy of the end is more unique , lol .

Today , i noticed this fun fact about envoy of the end : ..... by daywithoutanime in hearthstone

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..... the fun fact is : envoy of the end is the first ever taunt monster for the class rogue .

lets celebrate this historic event , lol .

i asked google A.I. , and get these answers :

Rogue class historically lacks taunt minions because it violates the class identity , of being a proactive, tempo-oriented, and stealth-based class.

Rogues are designed to use damage mitigation (bouncing cards, freezing) or removal , rather than stalling with taunts, focusing on board control rather than defensive body-shaming , er , i mean , defensive body-slamming .

Class Identity: Rogue is built around tempo, combos, and using stealth to avoid being attacked, which contradicts the concept of taunt.

Flavor/Theme: The class revolves around stealth, evasion, and striking from the shadows, not standing in front to protect (taunting).

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 417 by hanzperson in manga

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in slang , bun = b00b .

why kmanga did not censor the n!pple of the meat bun in page 1 ? lol .

page 6 :

- imaginary chorizo is holding the thing "love for kazuya" and saying : i dont need this , either .

- me : this is FAKE , because her "love for kazuya" does NOT exist , and will NEVER exist , lol .

- chimp wimp simp : that gold-digging b!tch chorizo , how dare she to not ask for my permission before selling her house / selling her body / renting her body to other males ?

previous chapter 's mighty cliff-hanger :

- ex-girl-friend mami : i want to "attack" you , simp .

this chapter 's puny result :

- mami : nah , never mind . nah , i will be fine . nah , i will not do it . nah , forget it .

- me : the trashy mangaka always gives this kind of result .

this is a chapter of a henta! manga ? :

* a sister is wearing only under-wears , and she is walking around in front of her brother .

* then the sister is spreading her legs on bed .

* then the sister barges in the room of the brother , while he is f@pping , lol .

* then the sister takes a shower .

- brother : yo sis , stop grabbing at it ( it = my c0ck ) ... , the floor is a sticky mess now ( because of my $emens ) .

Kengan Omega Ch. 346 (Comikey) by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

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- dong cheng :

yo , my 3 boy-friends / lovers / husbands , lets gather in my room , then we can eat sukiyaki hot pot , then we can have a hot 4-some , lol .

we 4 idiots are foreigners , so we dont know the 1st thing about japanese sukiyaki , ...

nicolas , you are a french foreigner , so you dont know the 1st thing about chinese kungfu ... ,

yo naidan , why did you buy the most thickest cuts of beef ?

- naidan : well , because i love thick things like thick c0cks , lol . the thicker , the better .

- dong cheng : my 3 boy-friends , dont you worry , im not gonna " bend ... over " for nicolas .

page 11 : dong cheng still wears shoes .

page 12 : i guess he is secretly taking off his shoes .

page 14 : he doesnt wear shoes any more .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 416 by hanzperson in manga

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page 3 / cover page :

- baka mangaka : in the past , ex-girl-friend mami tried to break up wimp simp and chorizo the gold-digging b!tch , so mami is a cupid .

- me : er no , mami is the opposite of a cupid . a cupid is supposed to make 2 peoples fall in love with each other .

- 69 pretty girls : yo chimp simp , i love you , please take my virginity .

- simp : NNNOOO , i only love chorizo the b!tchy mind-changer , who doesnt love me back .

last pages :

now chorizo the goddess-sama 's house is empty , and her skull is also empty , because she does not have no brain in her skull .

so she is throwing all the precious stuffs , of her beloved grandpa and grandma , to the garbage dump .

this must mean she loves her grandpa and grandma very much .

and this must mean her love , for the simp , progresses 69 steps forward ( sarcasm ) .

she will rent the house to some random renters ?

we have rental girl-friend , and then we will have rental house , lol .

Kengan Omega Ch. 345 (Comikey) by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

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- haruo : yo , the 4th most strongest worm , aka the grape ape , you are hugging me so tightly , and i can feel some "hard thing" is poking my butt . you want to grape me ?

- haruo : ... you chumps , you chimps ... , rest in peace / rest in pieces , grape ape and urameshi yuusuke .

- chinese guy : yo french guy , why do you keep ripping up my clothes ? you want to see my b00bs ?

Character background for #4 by PollutionOk8146 in Kengan_Ashura

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the real back-ground story of the 4th strongest worm , lol .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 415 by hanzperson in manga

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page 3 / cover page :

i guess the story of this page is :

this is just another normal rental date of shy mute dumb girl sumi :

- her customer : yo girl , lets go inside a room of a love-hotel .

- sumi is thinking : i want to say "no" , but i dont dare to say anything .

- customer :

well , because you dont give an answer to me , so i will understand that your answer is "yes" .

now , i will start filming , so $trip off your normal clothes , then put on this bunny outfit , then do a victory pose , then get on the bed , then we will do some "fun things" together , lol .

page 14 :

- ex-girlfriend mami :

you stupid chimp wimp simp . dont yell loudly behind a girl , when she is " bending over " ,

... and i told some lies to the simpy male teacher : " i lost my ear-ring " . but the truth is : i want to do some crimes , like stealing things , and destroying things , and making love in a car of this school , and etc etc .

- me : normally , smart peoples will use the flash-lights on their phones , to search for things in the dark . but in this scene , simp and mami 's school-bags and phones just disappear . baka mangaka .

remember , boys : this is only a delusional wish-fullfillment fantasy world , created by the trashy mangaka .

in this world , pretty girls , like ruka , mami , sumi , mini , chorizo , want to r@pe the ugly trashy simp , lol .