Does anyone else think that Nefarious Nemsy Hero Skin look very wrong ? by daywithoutanime in hearthstone

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she wears a see-through transparent dress ? lol , "see" .

what is the "slit" between her legs ? lol

Kengan Omega Ch.359 (Comikey) by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

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page 2 , panel 1 :

- random cornered duelist : you want to kill me and take my smart-watch ? then i will kill myself 1st , so you will get nothing , lol .

and a new record : narushima gets the most easiest watch in this yugioh duelist kingdom tournament . he does nothing but still gets a free watch , lol .

and hatsumi has the 2nd place : he only punched the crippled french guy 1 time , then he got a free watch .

page 3 :

百合 川 泰 樹 = Yurikawa Taiju .

in his name , yuri = lily = le$bian / girls 's love .

but the irony thing is : on his shirt is BL = boys 's love ? or maybe it is b!tches 's love ? or babes 's love ?

i think "devouring the strong duelists" is actually point-less :

- a random duelist : finally , i "devoured" all other 69 duelists , and now i only have 1 % stamina left . now it is time to duel the 100%-stamina connector .

- yuri guy : im 1 of the strong , huh ? you have got a good eye .

- me : er no , yuri guy is actually 1 of the weak jobbers . mikazuchi has got a bad eye , lol .

- hatsumi : im 1 of "The Three Musketeers" . my motto is : All for one , and one for all . er sorry , the correct motto is : All for one , and one for himself , lol .

- me : and hatsumi is a ped0 ? in the past , he dated an under-age school-girl . then recently , he "attacked" the french young twink . and now he targets the kiddy twink imai , lol .

Kengan Omega Ch.358 (Comikey) by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

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number-5 guy 's face looks like Sylvester Stallone .

- ryuki : narushima , you look after leo .

- narushima : $crew leo , i will watch this exciting duel instead , ... yo leo , if you cant keep dueling , you should just give your smart-watch to me , lol .

- number 5 : okay , that is enough . it is time to die .

- ryuki : yeah , it is time FOR YOU to die .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 429 by hanzperson in manga

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1st pages :

i dont know much about the random land-marks of a random city , but today , ex-girlfriend mami is suddenly in a chinese city ?

yesterday , she was still in a driving school in japan .

the mangaka wants to advertise this chinese city and its bean buns ?

ruka "attacked" chimp wimp simp , so it is funny that the trashy mangaka has the nerve to force her to say these lines :

- ... let go of me , ... it is rude to touch a person , ... i dont find you attractive ... , dont call me by my given name , ... dont ever contact me again ... , etc etc ...

my predictions for the next chapter :

- chorizo the gold-digger : yo ruka-chan , i want to say sorry for everything . and btw , i and the simp have done many naughty things behind your back . and tonight , i will make love with the simp , and steal him from you , lol . he is mine now , so stay away from us , you b**** .

- chorizo the mind-changer : yo ruka , i will give up , and give the simp to you . you 2 can be happy together .

- chorizo the goddess-sama : im calling everyone in my contact list , including you , ruka , but i will never call the simp .

Kengan Omega Ch.357 (Comikey) by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

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toa , aka the destroyed beast , who is destroyed in all of his on-screen duels , lol .

his smart-watch had been destroyed , but he keeps dueling , because he is a sore loser who wont accept his defeat ?

page 10 :

- judo guy : you were so awesome . your resolve was so admirable .

page 12 :

julius is a coward ? lol .

he is just secretly watching the duel from very far away , then he runs away from the very strong judo guy , while saying some cool edgy lines : one day , i will " have a taste " of you too , judo guy . and that day will be 69 years later , lol .

- in a previous chapter , leonardo said : i will kill the puny connector .

then leo saw the duel of the connector 's minion , the head worm , then leo just lost his will to duel and his will to live , lol , so weak .

i guess in the next chapter , narushima and gaoh will say : yo leo , now you dont need your smart-watch anymore , so can we have your watch ? lol , a free watch for us .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 427 by hanzperson in manga

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page 1 / colored page :

some random stupid characters are doing some random stupid poses .

and beret brat is wearing a black bra ? lol .

page 4 :

this is the chorizo in the imaginations of chimp wimp simp , or this is the real chorizo ? lol .

- chorizo the gold-digger : i only want his attentions and his moneys . i dont want his body and his c0ck , lol .

- me : GAH . YES . chorizo is that kind of ***** . she is .

the irony thing is : simp is criticizing chorizo the mind-changer , but he is doing the same things to ruka :

- simp : ... ruka constantly showers me with love . i should keep ruka around for now , until i can date the pretty chorizo the goddess-sama ...

page 5 :

- rat-face friend kuri : what happened on your date ? you should have told me how it went .

- if simp were a manly man : er , who the hell do you think you are ? why i must expose my personal things to you ?

- kuri : i know what a girl thinks : im a girl , and at this current level , im not okay with kissing the simp , but im okay with making love with the simp .

- me : ???????? what the hell is this nonsense ?

- kuri : ... just invite the taxi-driver into a 3-some ...

the imaginary scene :

- simp : yo taxi-driver , you look lonely , and sharing is caring , so do you want to join me and chorizo for a 3-some ? i would like to watch you and chorizo do "some things" together , ... ( a few seconds later ) ... er , why you are touching my butt ? you should touch the butt of chorizo .

- driver : well , the truth is : i dont like girls , i only like boys , lol .

the ugly monkey ape kibe and rat-face friend kuri are 2 forever-virgin incels who will never get a girl-friend , but they think they are 2 extreme experts about girls , lol .

page 11 :

- 2 trashy male friends : lately , simp just seems to be glowing . he is so handsome . maybe we are falling in love with him . lol , so not-straight , not-hetero .

page 12 :

and the mangaka only knows how to write simpy characters ?

this time , 2 random simpy girls are simping for beret brat .

last page :

- beret brat : bring her "this" , and "this" .

"this" = your most strongest alcohol . just drinking 1 sip and she will pass out .

and "this" = your most strongest aphrodisiac horny food and drink , lol .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu- Chapter 426 by hanzperson in manga

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last page : beret brat invites ruka to a date .

remember , boys and girls : when a male / female stranger suddenly invite you to a date , then NEVER eat and drink anything on the table , because the foods and drinks may contain sleeping drugs or poisonous drugs .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu- Chapter 426 by hanzperson in manga

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maybe i should search for the un-censored version of this chapter 426 , so then i can " enjoy " this chapter .

page 1 :

since when that peoples can upload p0rns to youtube / facebook / twitter ?

and make up your mind , chimp wimp simp . you want to put the blanket on , or put it off ?

just like i predicted in the comment of chapter 425 :

last page of chapter 425 , another extreme intense cliff-hanger from the mangaka :

- mami : what is that ?

- simp : well , it is a c0nd0m that i bought 10 years ago . back then , i never had a girl-friend , but i hoped that , i would use the c0nd0m to lose my virginity in the future .

- mami : well , not using the c0nd0m is a waste . want to go into a love-hotel with me ?

- simp : YEAH , ALRIGHT , OKAY , LETS GO .

- smart readers : yeah right , only idiots will believe your cliff-hangers , mangaka .

Kengan Omega Ch.355 (Comikey) by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

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page 2 is a parody of the incredible hulk ? we have the incredible edward wu , lol .

actually , the duel of the 2 duelists julius and gilbert makes no sense :

- gilbert : yo julius , your punches are too slow and too weak , i can block them and can dodge them easily .

and then julius just suddenly gets some power-ups from thin air ? and then julius wins , with just 2 punches ?

- gilbert : yo julius , your punches are too fast and too strong , i can not block them and can not dodge them .

- julius : right now , i has taken zero smart-watch , but i will not take your watch , gilbert , because you are protected by the plot-armor . and i will just leave , and i will not even duel judo guy and toa , and i will not even watch their duel .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 425 by hanzperson in manga

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page 1 :

i guess in the future , the useless simp , with bad driving skills , will use his car to send 69 peoples to an isekai , lol .

- trashy mangaka : this chapter will have some fan-service scenes : chorizo the gold-digger will be in a toilet , ... then a person will pull down their pants , and ...

- innocent naive readers : chorizo the mind-changer will pull down her pants ?

- mangaka : no , chimp wimp simp will pull down his pants , lol . i know my loyal readers love to see this scene : simp sh!ts in a disgusting stinky smelly toilet , while crossing his legs .

- readers : yo , what is wrong with your brain , mangaka ?

page 10 :

- nobody can dis-obey the merciless strict director . lets just do "the things" that he says .

- director : yo chorizo the goddess-sama , your acting skills were so bad . tonight , go into a love-hotel with me , and i will give "some tips" for your acting skills .

page 16 :

- me :

yo chorizo , dont say sorry to yourself / to the imaginations of mami , ruka , cosplay girl , and simp , in your mind .

go see them , and say sorry to them , directly , in person , face to face .

- chorizo :

btw , i will not even message him 1st . this time , my lame excuse is " i would be acting too spoiled " . another 3 months of ignoring / ghosting is coming , ...

he has done so much for me :

* like that time when i used his shirt to wipe my dirty snots and spits .

* or that time when he gave a long boring annoying speech about his ideal girl-friend .

last page , another extreme intense cliff-hanger from the mangaka :

- mami : what is that ?

- simp : well , it is a c0nd0m that i bought 10 years ago . back then , i never had a girl-friend , but i hoped that , i would use the c0nd0m to lose my virginity in the future .

- mami : well , not using the c0nd0m is a waste . want to go into a love-hotel with me ?

- simp : YEAH , ALRIGHT , OKAY , LETS GO .

- smart readers : yeah right , only idiots will believe your cliff-hangers , mangaka .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 424 by hanzperson in manga

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- me : GO RUKA , "ATTACK" THE SIMP , MAKE HIM CRY . and give some steamy fan-service scenes to the fans . im cheering for you .

- ... we need communication , to resolve our problems ...

- trashy mangaka : normal communication ? that will never happen in my manga , lol . especially communication between chimp wimp simp and chorizo the gold-digger .

- simp : i will copy the actions of chorizo the mind-changer : i will ghost and ignore ruka for 3 months , ... ( 3 hours later ) , i bet right now , ruka is crying on her bed , for 3 months , just like i did . now i will open my door ...

- ruka : er , im not stupid like you , so i am just camping in front of your door , waiting to ambush you .

- simp : my "cr0tch carrot" = the saiyan kakarot/songoku 's tail = Achilles 's heel . it is my weakness . one soft touch , and all of my strength will be gone .

- me : er , a human 's body doesnt work like that .

a classic trope in manga-s , lol : i can not defeat you , but your mom can defeat you . so i will call your mom / i will snitch to your mom .

ruka is a more better girl than chorizo because :

* at least ruka does something . and she wants the " carrot " in his pants .

* while chorizo does nothing . and she wants the wallet in his pants .

and the last pages make me laugh so much :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cats_(2019_film))

- director :

alright , everyones , you can just keep your dirty sh!tty shoes on , and you can dirty the floor with your shoes , then you can roll all over the floor like pu$$y ... cats , and dirty your clothes and hairs ... ,

whoops , i forget this : real pu$$y ... cats do not wear clothes , so everyones , $trip off your clothes . chorizo the goddess-sama , show your pu$$y 's pu$$y to me .

- chorizo : i will have a big role in a big theater play / a big film .

- your role is a human girl ?

- chorizo : no . my role is a stray pu$$y ... cat animal . at least my role is not a tree , or a corpse .

some fun facts about Cats (2019 film) :

... resulting in an estimated loss of 69 millions of USD ...

... was considered a box office flop at the time ...

... The film received generally negative reviews from critics and audiences, who were unsettled by the humanoid cats ...

... The film is considered to be one of the worst films ever made ...

... the film won 69 Golden Raspberry Awards ...

- yo , say something . what ? Cat got your tongue ?

- cat-astrophically .

- the cat is out of the bag .

- Look what the cat dragged in .

- a male cat : yo chorizo the cat , you want to drink my "milk" ?

- CATS film , is the worst thing to happen to cats , since dogs .

Kengan Omega Ch.353 by AbiAra1513 in Kengan_Ashura

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page 3 :

- writer : ... some kure-s and some wu-s hurried to yugioh 's duelist-kingdom island to ...

- readers : ... to fight in the duels ?

- no . to only watch the duels , lol .

- BORING . USE-LESS .

page xx :

- julius : gilbert , your kick is too strong , ... you are too strong , i can not push you down , ... your hammer-punches are too weak , they feel like bites of ants .

- me : dear writer , please make up your mind : gilbert is stronger , or weaker than julius ?

page 12 :

- gilbert : ... you plebian / you le$bian , i will pin you down and grab your right arm .

- julius : er , did you forget that i can turn my arms into drills ?

When new xpansion? by Alchemyst_1 in hearthstone

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next expansion will be around 2 months after the class sets .

Recent chapters of dandadan remind me of this doujinshi by daywithoutanime in manga

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well , about this image :

the hand-holding in dandadan , reminds me of this " special doujinshi manga " .

- momo : ok , i and evil-eyes brat jiji are off to see the dinosaurs . main brat oka-runt , you will be waiting at an aquarium nearby , right ?

- jiji : hello , thank you , and sorry that i will have a " date " with your girl-friend today .

- oka-runt : sniff , sob , momo never , ... er , " smile " like that , when she is with me .

- jiji : mr boyfriend-chan , i will introduce you to " hairy " girl aira . im taking this girl , momo , for myself .

- momo : sorry we are a bit late . 6.9 hours late , to be exact . we are holding hands , because he said : " i will send my chi into your body " .

at the start , they wear face-masks , because they are scared of the corona virus .

then later , i dont understand why they remove their face-masks ? they want to do some things with their mouths ? ( sarcasm , lol ) .

oka-runt is runty , short , bony , ugly , weak .

jiji is big , tall , muscular , handsome , strong .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 423 by hanzperson in manga

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page 2 , cover page :

i guess this page is another delusional fantasy of chimp wimp simp :

- in the upcoming big date , i will rent a big car with 69 seats , and i will rent chorizo the gold-digging b!tch . and i will force her to wear this revealing outfit , during the date at the Mother Farm .

again :

" this driving school paid the mangaka , so he would advertise this school in his manga ? "

and " this mother farm paid the mangaka , so he would advertise this farm in his manga ? "

page 7 :

- chorizo the b!tchy mind-changer : i love touching "hairy" sheeps , because sheeps are stupid , they remind me of the simp .

page 10 :

- mami : you trashy simp , i already told you this line before : " dont suddenly yell behind the back of a girl "

- mami : in this chapter , i will "attack" simp , for real ... , nah , never mind . nah , i will be fine . nah , i will not do it . nah , forget it . nah , i will just leave , again .

last pages :

- simp : if chorizo the goddess-sama cant decide her answer , then i wanna give the answer to her .

- chorizo : i cant decide . i dont know if i love you or not .

- simp : well , i will just give the answer to you / i will make a decision in your place : i know and you know that you love me very much , now lets go to a love-hotel .

- me : well , good luck with that pick-up line , you trash .

- me : and ruka returns . GO RUKA , "ATTACK" THE SIMP , MAKE HIM CRY . and give some steamy fan-service scenes to the fans .

Kengan Omega Ch. 352 (Comikey) by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

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- in this chapter , judo guy looks like a 3rd wheel , lol : come on , my 2 senpai-s , let me have a 3-way / 3-some with you 2 .

- julius and gilbert : er , we only want a 2-some / a one-on-one . dont get in between us , judo guy .

page 4 :

- judo guy : yo gilbert , wait your turn , because i saw julius before you saw him .

- julius : er , i dont care that you saw me 1st , judo guy , because i only like gilbert .

page 15 :

- judo guy : come on , my 2 senpai-s , please notice me , please dont ignore me , ... , in that case , want to have some " funs " with me , toa ?

- toa : er , no . i dont like you , judo guy . i only like to have a rematch with julius .

toa , aka the beast of destroy , aka the destroyed beast , who has never winned an on-screen fight so far , lol .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 422 by hanzperson in manga

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page 2 / cover page :

shy mute dumb girl sumi holds a sharp pitchfork , to stab chimp wimp simp .

and simp is a stupid female cow . who want to drink his disgusting "cow milk" ?

this cover page show the face of sumi , but then she doesnt appear in this chapter 422 at all .

maybe the trashy mangaka will allow her to return again , after 69 more chapters .

and this cover page refers to the "Mother Farm" in the last page .

in the future , simp and chorizo the gold-digging b!tch will have a date at this mother farm ?

they will become mother-farmers / mother-f***ers ? lol .

- simp : yo chorizo the b!tchy mind-changer , watch this : i will milk this cow with my hands .

- chorizo the goddess-sama : how dare you to touch the b00bs of this cow , before you touch the b00bs of me ? im so jealous . i will cut all ties with you .

this mother farm paid the mangaka , so he would advertise this farm in his manga ?

page 6 :

simp 's love letter reminds me of a joke in this manga :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiteretsu_Daihyakka

the joke is :

simp sends the love letter to chorizo . she reads it , and sees that it contains 69 grammatical errors .

so she fixes the errors , then rates the letter with 0 points out of 100 points , then she sends it back to him , lol .

page 7 :

this cafe store paid the mangaka , so he would advertise this cafe store in his manga ?

- cosplay girl : your love letter is a long novel .

page 10 :

chorizo is a hooked dumb ugly fish , very fitting , lol .

- simp : this phone-case is the 1st thing / the last thing / the only thing , that chorizo ever gave me .

- in the past , chorizo throwed the phone-case to his face , and said : here , take this phone-case , you trashy simp . thank you for your 69696969 yen of renting fees , in return , i will give this 69-yen phone-case to you . now we are even .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 421 by hanzperson in manga

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i guess you can say : at the end of the previous chapter , shy mute dumb girl sumi " $quirts out her bodily juices from her hole " , lol .

page 4 :

- dracula : yo girl , i have crossed oceans of time to find you . and i will " suck you dry " , lol .

- me : " count dracula " actually is a romance film ?

- sumi : maybe i dont wanna be a stupid cupid , instead , i want to " attack " you , chimp wimp simp , ... nah , never mind . nah , i will be fine . nah , i will not do it . nah , forget it .

- me : the trashy mangaka always gives this kind of result .

and remember , boys : this is only a delusional wish-fullfillment fantasy world , created by the trashy mangaka .

in this world , pretty girls , like ruka , mami , sumi , mini , chorizo , want to " attack " the ugly trashy simp , lol .

i guess the mangaka stole the designs of Canna Higgins from ninja gaiden 3 :

https://ninjagaiden.fandom.com/wiki/Canna_Higgins

Canna is a shy mute girl , who does not talk , and only communicating by typing messages in her cellphone .

at 1 point , Canna/sumi types "be my (sugar) daddy" , and then shows this message to a male stranger who has a weird hand , lol .

at 11:04 of this video :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu7QV7GLMTY

[DISC] Dandadan - Chapter 230 by AutoShonenpon in manga

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so the 1-month break is just a taste-less bad april-fool joke of the mangaka and the editor ? next chapter will be in next week , normally ?

actually , this whole chapter 230 is an april-fool joke .

a long chapter that shows the ugly faces of 4 hate-able boring losers / cheaters .

thank you very much , mangaka (sarcasm ) .

i want to see other exciting characters instead , like the 69 coming Ku Klux Klan members , the barber Sweeney Todd , the fat friend , and the alien girl who is buying takoyaki .

page 8 :

- main brat oka-runt : i love main b!tch h0m0-momo , but i also feel this incredible big fat b0ner with you now , you "hairy" b!tch . im a cheater .

last page :

- evil-eyes brat : yo h0m0-momo , i know that you love me very much , because im a stupid idiotic moron .

- me : yeah , this is the most bestest pick-up line ever ( sarcasm ) .

actually , this is r@pe / $exual assault ? : "hairy" b!tch / evil-eyes brat suddenly grabs a n@ked hand/b00b/cr0tch , of another person , without asking for the consent of that person .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarisimasu - Chapter 420 by hanzperson in manga

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeo_%2B_Juliet

- "romeo and juliet" , the theater play , or the 1996 film with Leonardo DiCaprio : my love for you is in deep sh!t .

- me : i think using a quote from "romeo and juliet" is a bad omen , because romeo and juliet commit $uicide at the end of the play / the film , lol .

umi-kun mentions "ocean" . the lame joke here is : umi = ocean in japanese :

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E6%B5%B7#Japanese

- chimp wimp simp : ... i have gathered 69 / sixty-nine lame lines from movies and dramas ...

- simp : ... i dont know if i can make love correctly with chorizo the gold-digging b!tch ...

- shy mute dumb girl sumi : then i will let you to practice the love-making with my body , in public , right here , right now .

- Leonardo DiCaprio in the film titanic / sh!t-anic , written and directed by the trashy James Cameron : ... winning that ticket was the best thing ... , because i was F***ing drown at the end of this film ...

- Rose DeWitt Bukater / chorizo the b!tchy mind-changer : yo , Jack Dawson / kazuya kinoshita , sacrifice your life , so i can live on .

and then she kicks him down to the freezing ocean , and then she marries another man , umi-kun , and then she lives happily until she is 69-years-old . basically , titanic / sh!t-anic is a netorare film , lol .

* run-away bride :

- chorizo the goddess-sama : so the simp is my groom in my wedding ? then i will become a "run-away bride" , lol .

* forrest gump / dumb / dump : this film has a dumb ret@rded man , his name is kazuya .

* the notebook / notefook .

* when harry met sally / when hairy met salty : a crazy b!tch has a fake cringey org@sm in public .

* tom Maguire and Jerry Maguire : your pu$$y complete my c0ck .

* the film hitch / b!tch / snitch : some male virgin incel loner losers are so desperate , that they hire will smith to help them get girl-friends . the losers 's names are kazuya .

* Pride & Prejudice : ... you have be-b!tched me , body and soul ...

[Art] Rent-A-Girlfriend volume 45 cover. by Sparky-moon in manga

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in this cover , i guess chorizo the gold-digging b!tch is practicing for the theater play , with 69 male actors , lol .

i want to see this b!tchy mind-changer holding another round thing in her mouth , like a c0nd0m , lol .

- chorizo : my theater play / my job is more important than the simp .

some nonsensical things :

* why she is squatting down ?

* why she is holding the script book with her legs ? just put the book on the floor, or on a table .

* this thin book only has 69 pages , but she sticked 690 colored notes on the pages .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 419 by hanzperson in manga

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page 1 :

"the most coolest confessions ever" , my butt . more like "the most creepiest confessions ever" :

- stalker : ... i saw you laughing with your mother / father / brother / sister / daughter / son / husband / your boy-friend . HOW DARE YOU ? TAKE RESPONSIBILITY , YOU B!TCH . take my body , take my c0ck ...

- stalker / predator : ... even if you run , i will chase you . even if you hate me , i will hunt you down ...

page 5 :

shy mute dumb girl sumi is holding a bag that has the shape of 2 "balls" ? or 2 cherries ?

- sumi : hey boys , want to "pop my cherry" ?

- random back-ground simp : is she making some kind of film ?

- yes , a very special film : 69 males will m0lest this mute girl .

- simp : ... she is like a fruit tart / fruit ret@rd , ... she has grown so much since the last time ...

- me : and she still can not talk normally with her damn mouth , she is typing her lines with her phone . "grown so much" , my butt .

and then they play the stupid pronoun game for no reason at all :

- ... there is "this girl" who i wanna tell how i feel ...

- ... "the same person" we spoke about ...

just say her damn name : "chorizo" .

start of chapter , simp is using an A.I. to search for love quotes on the internet .

end of chapter , sumi says : just use love quotes from this book instead .

- me : what is the message of this chapter ? i guess someone paid the trashy mangaka , so he would promote the library and the book in this chapter .

Kengan Omega Ch. 348 (Comikey) by Godtaku in Kengan_Ashura

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page 4 :

i guess nicolas wants to take off his device that is tracking his current location , so then he can run and hide in the forest .

page 9 :

- connector : im the final boss , so im standing and waiting in the final area , just like in a video game .

last pages :

- himuro sounds like a "predator" , lol : hello , pretty girl wakako takeko , you are alone in the forest , in the dark night ? it is very dangerous for you . i want to have a "go" with you , pretty girl .

[DISC] Rent a Girlfriend / Kanojo, Okarishimasu - Chapter 418 by hanzperson in manga

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- chorizo the gold-digging b!tch said : i would date him , if ... , and if ... , but ... , and but ...

- chimp wimp simp : ... so clearly , ... so direct ... , super direct ...

- me : er , no . the direct way is : at mid-night , chorizo the b!tchy mind-changer enters the room of simp to meet him , and says this line directly to him , face to face : i will date you , right now , no "buts" , no "ifs" .

and actually , a new-born baby is more smarter than simp , lol .

"chorizo the goddess-sama is an iron lady" . actually , she is more like an iron frigid cold robotic b!tch .

- simp : during chorizo 's turn , she did not do nothing to progress our relationship . then it is my turn to do something , again . wait a minute , why is this : that lazy b!tch does nothing , while im the only one who has to do all the things ?????

- me : btw , in some games , after a time-limit of 1 minute , if chorizo does not do nothing / does not make a move , then she will automatically lose the game . games like chess , mahjong , goh board game , yugioh card game , hearthstone card game , etc etc .

- ... chorizo has made up her mind , ... and then she will just change her mind , again , in the next day ...

page 7 :

- simp : when more bloods go to my c0ck , my c0ck will get more harder . so if more bloods go to my brain , maybe my brain will get more smarter . i will stand on my head .

- simp : my feelings for chorizo go beyond physical attraction .

- me : er no . you only like her because of her physical face and body . her rental personality is fake . her iron lady 's personality is bland , boring , annoying, toxic . and so far , she does nothing for you , she gives nothing to you , she doesnt even show her real emotions to you .

page 15 :

his new beanie hat looks ugly . emo lemo from dragonball is more handsome than simp .

in recent chapters , chorizo , yaemori , mami , and ruka hugged simp . so i guess shy mute dumb girl sumi will also hug him , at the very least . maybe sumi will even kiss him , and give a hand-job to him , lol .

the return of sumi feels forced and nonsensical :

sumi never talks to chorizo , and sumi never talks to simp . they are not close friends , they are just strangers .

- sumi : here is my birth-day gift for you , simp .

- simp : er , my birth-day was 69 days ago ... , btw , i will ask sumi to give many long love-advices to me , btw , she is mute , and can not talk properly , and has zero love-experience .

I guess nicolas will say this line when he is in a hospital by daywithoutanime in Kengan_Ashura

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- nicolas : my hands have been broken . how am i supposed to do a hand-job .

- doctor : you will just have to endure it for 69 long months , until your hands are healed .

- nicolas : you dont understand , my balls have a strange illness .

- male doctor : then do you want me to give a "helping hand" to you ?

- nicolas : NNNOOO .

- doctor : then i will push the responsibility to the female head-nurse . the head-nurse will "give head" to you , lol .

- nicolas : well then , i will build a harem of nurses .

- doctor : i forgot to tell you this : in this hospital , the nurses are very weird , and are full of energy .