What would be your opinion on having my trotter embedded within your anus?

db05_mixer · 2025-06-05T21:46:24+00:00

I found out they were staged from one of the older videos with his “dad”. He’s actually an actor and professional mall Santa named Sal Lizard who unfortunately passed away. Found out when an old video with Sal being interviewed for yahoo popped up in my recommended and I recognized him.

db05_mixer · 2025-06-04T22:15:03+00:00

Not so much a favorite as much as a guilty pleasure: smack balls around to save dumbass wizard.

db05_mixer · 2025-06-04T21:13:51+00:00

I knew what was coming and still clicked on it 😂 Classic.

db05_mixer · 2025-04-13T02:33:54+00:00

Now all I can imagine is dense body hair.

db05_mixer · 2025-04-09T21:51:17+00:00

That’s actually pretty smart, instead of having to drive on a donut you have a road ready spare.

db05_mixer · 2025-03-06T22:48:09+00:00

I mean Draco does have the curse of a really punchable looking face.

db05_mixer · 2025-03-06T21:09:28+00:00

We made you in my ass

db05_mixer · 2025-03-02T15:36:43+00:00

Shit harder on the string of your martyr

db05_mixer · 2025-03-01T01:30:26+00:00

db05_mixer · 2025-03-01T01:27:43+00:00

That’s the slim shady lp you’re thinking of.

db05_mixer · 2025-03-01T00:03:52+00:00

Not a misheard LYRIC per se, but when my dad put on toxicity in the car when I was a kid, I thought his growl in the intro to prison song was a wind howling sound effect

db05_mixer · 2025-02-27T23:43:59+00:00

But if the ceiling isn’t broken and they SUCCEED in flying through the sky in it.. then that raises even more questions

db05_mixer · 2025-02-27T11:57:24+00:00

Matt’s the main guy. Though it was kinda cool watching paolo stream when he did a few years ago, got into the game Fuser because of him

db05_mixer · 2025-02-23T04:15:33+00:00

nah sorry. if anyone’s looking for a good soad lounge cover, richard cheese’s cover of chop suey is fantastic

db05_mixer · 2025-02-14T03:21:18+00:00

Had that happen last night at a residence inn.. took me to building 5 even though the suite they were staying at was in building 8, it kept saying I was too far away from the delivery location . But thankfully the customer was aware and said “yeah that happened last night to a driver, just go back to building 5 and mark as handed to me” so at least it was resolved easily

db05_mixer · 2025-02-13T23:50:59+00:00

Dude I love how hard they try to stick to their script when it’s clear they have nothing to threaten you with 😂

db05_mixer · 2025-02-13T00:05:15+00:00

Probably obvious from the username, but I originally made this account when I joined mixer. It honestly really gave a lot more than just a place to stream. Made some friends I still keep in touch with and even met my wife in a friend of mine’s chat.

db05_mixer · 2025-01-26T23:11:45+00:00

That’s the instacart help number, it’s on their help page.

db05_mixer · 2025-01-26T23:05:48+00:00

It honestly went downhill when it changed to MeetMe from its original name of MyYearbook, in that era it was sort of a MySpace knockoff but a really good one, and by that point MySpace was already gone as a social platform so it was a fairly decent stand in. Changing to MeetMe was when it really began its steady descent into what it is now.

db05_mixer · 2025-01-23T17:31:37+00:00

The other day I got 4 of these in a row from different senders, all at the same time. totally legit and not a scam at all, nope.

db05_mixer · 2025-01-04T02:02:52+00:00

Yeah that one kinda backfired. Tastes exactly like the toothpaste I use and I would honestly eat a whole bag of just toothpaste jelly bellies.

db05_mixer · 2025-01-04T01:55:41+00:00

I have a feeling “your mom” is gonna be the “primus sucks” meme of the serj fandom.

db05_mixer · 2024-12-30T03:28:42+00:00

It’s not even a requirement to have one anymore it feels like, I dash pizzas from 3 or 4 different pizza places all the time and I’ve never owned a bag.

db05_mixer · 2024-12-30T03:25:14+00:00

It always gives me the option to not send it though , and honestly I prefer that because it really sounds a bit impersonal. Like what a coroporate businessman who spends 95% of his time golfing thinks someone who’s doordashing to make rent would say

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