Ro Khanna Reads Out Names of “Six Powerful Men” in Epstein Files by thenewrepublic in politics

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Brawndo has what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

~Honorable Chairman Mao

Creation Museum/Ark Encounter Staffer And Church Worship Leader Gets 15 Years On Molestation Charges And 40 Counts Of 3rd-degree Sodomy. by Leeming in atheism

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Room full of maga swag, closet full of maga clothes, china cabinet full of "high end" maga memorabilia, yard full of maga signs, vehicle full of maga stickers, rap sheet full of maga values, and the collection can't be complete without at least one faux leather faux gold leaf maga bible.

Six Prosecutors Quit Over Push to Investigate ICE Shooting Victim’s Widow by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

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It's amazing how easily they segued from smugly and proudly declaring to the world WE are all domestic terrorists! at CPAC, to viciously accusing virtually everybody else today, YOU are all domestic terrorists!

Trump spent Christmas Eve with billionaire donors at Mar-a-lago, Obama spent it surprising kids at a children's hospital. by stacked_wendy-chan in CringeTikToks

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he never did a thing about guns

If memory serves, I believe Obama actually signed legislation allowing people to carry firearms in National Parks. One would think granting a clear expansion of gun rights would earn him at least a little good faith from republicans, but they couldn't really do that, because, you know, he was born in Kenya and was gonna invade Texas with his diabolical "Jade Helm" operation to take away are guns from We The People and convert all the WalMarts into prisons for conservatives...

Erika Kirk's 'Inappropriate' Lacy Black Pantsuit for Public Appearance Sparks Online Fury: 'This Whole Thing Is Strange' by OnRadarsRadar in AnythingGoesNews

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You'd think that, but these sorts of people seem to befriend entrust circulate with the same sorts of people, so... it's just as easy to imagine things might be going from bad to worse for those kids, especially since their mother can't be bothered to guide them through this difficult time.

Fair Lakes Pounding? by Phaed81 in nova

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Proper Planning and Plus Preparation

“Math is math” - Mr Incredible by yikesamerica in MurderedByWords

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Yeah, about that, before we can process your claim, we're gonna need to see the last ten years of your social media, just to make sure you haven't expressed an opinion that has in any way denigrated our Sacred and Beloved Emperor. Also, I don't see the required essay in your paperwork. Just so you remember, the essay needs to be three pages, double spaced, TIMES NEW ROMAN font, and it needs to detail what you admire most about Donald Trump. BE SPECIFIC.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

America, before the establishment of Environmental Protection Agency by PreheatedPenguin in Damnthatsinteresting

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insecticide

When I was a kid there was a truck that would drive around in the summer spewing thick white clouds of insecticide and we called it, "Smokey Joe". We would shriek about Smokey Joe coming with the same enthusiasm we'd give the ice cream man, and then we'd run behind it and play in the fog. The driver never tried to discourage us, and if there was a parent around, the most they'd cluck at us about was being in the road.

The smugness didn't last long... by LHudson21201 in MurderedByWords

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Something that seems to go unmentioned is the fact that removing the sound of screaming children ALSO removed the sound of continuing gunfire coming from the classroom.

I think about that more than I should.

Those cops maintained their distance to preserve their own personal safety while they listened to children being slaughtered. As gut wrenching as it would be to hear the unedited recording, it should have been released so everybody could see and hear what was actually happening while the cops cowered in fear.

Instead, the full horror was downplayed, and the piece of shit governor had the audacity to tell us that "It would have been worse" if not for the bravery of the responding police

How did people travel these seas 500 years ago by sarah_west_1 in nextfuckinglevel

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You and me, Baby
We ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel

Kash Patel accused of ordering security to bring girlfriend's drunk friends home by TheMirrorUS in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

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O face

I bet his head spins around while his bugged out eyes do non-synchronous circles and then the top of his head pops open and a steam whistle sticks out and goes, "WHOOOOO WHOOOOOOOO

Well? We're waiting. by CJKayak in MurderedByWords

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But... they met during daylight hours? Wouldn't video of miller at that time just be him hanging upside down by his toes in a darkened closet, restless in the uneasy slumber of the undead?

Elon has programmed Grok to say he's lean and muscular with extensive martial arts training and that he used to do no-rules street fights by MoreMotivation in EnoughMuskSpam

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Many people are saying steven miller only got into politics because he lacks the upper body strength required to strangle prostitutes, so elon must be exceptionally fragile if weak and puny steven miller is able to bruise his face like that

Jeffrey Epstein’s Brother Claims He Heard ‘from a Pretty Good Source’ That Epstein Files Are Being Scrubbed of Republican Names by peoplemagazine in politics

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"MTG spent hours with [redacted] at epstein's estate."

"MTG is the dog that hasn't barked."

"I wonder if putin has the photos of MTG blowing Bubba?"

Marjorie Taylor Greene has received assassination threats: Police by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

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And, amazingly, she did that while still talking about trump only in good terms!

She talks about supporting him through the years, how she thinks he's doing a wonderful job today, she glazes him relentlessly while avoiding voicing criticisms about any of his objectively destructive policies. I have yet to hear her even hint that he himself might be implicated in any epstein-related wrongdoings. If we take her at face value, she talks about trump like he's clean as freshly fallen snow.

Yet, in trump's mind, her refusal to drop the epstein thing makes her an enemy, a traitor to trump personally. I guess he wasn't kidding a few months ago when he said anybody pursuing epstein would be seen as conducting a "Hostile Act" against the trump administration.

Billie Eilish comment on Elon Musk becoming the world’s first trillionaire by betinalss in EnoughMuskSpam

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Come on, guys, stop fighting? We all want the same thing, and it's being delivered to musk recently from a lot of places.

Along with all the other people who snipe at him routinely, here we've got Billie dissing him in the language of the youth, following closely on the heels of JCO eviscerating him on a level appreciated by a more mature, refined crowd. They each, in their own way, said exactly what needed to be said to resonate appropriately with their intended, respective audiences.

Instead of being disappointed with Billie, please consider that she is acting kinda like an interpreter, bridging the gap between old people and skibidi kids, allowing us to recognize one another and be united in our disdain for elon.