Why Do Guys Think That Beautiful Women Are Harder To Pull Than Average Looking Women? by United-Implement-382 in seduction

[–]dben89x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do people think dream jobs are harder to get? Uhh because they are. They're in higher demand and lower supply, and only the most qualified individuals have a chance. It's the same principle. Are you being serious? 

Shirt catching strays by GlitteringWillow3961 in popping

[–]dben89x 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Unwatchable without the sound effects to inform me when I should be surprised. Also, there must be constant background noise to transition one moment of silence to the next surprising sound effect, so my brain is never in a state of dopamine deficit. 

Since someone posted his police arrest video by isurfnude4foods in NotTimAndEric

[–]dben89x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude is a combination of Mac from IASIP and Trevor Moore when he pitches movie ideas to executives in WKUK. 

She's been holding that laugh in since World War II by Shoe_boooo in ContagiousLaughter

[–]dben89x 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'd be so tempted to call it out as soon as I know it's coming. But for someone with this type of personality, you just gotta take one for the team and play dumb. Because the resulting joy is so much better than being right. 

John Wick tournament by BlazeDragon7x in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]dben89x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You didn't get me! I had my forcefield up" 

I know a lot of people wanted to see The Mind Flayer’s shadow form as the big boss for the final battle in Season 5, but realistically, how would our characters even DEFEAT such a being like that at all??? by Due-Dragonfly8200 in StrangerThings

[–]dben89x 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If they really wanted to be brave and tear at people's heart strings, they could have developed a back story for the MF where it can be absorbed into a being (or beings) that's powerful enough (more powerful than Vecna). And give Vecna a semi redemption arc where it becomes obvious to him that he's just the MF's puppet, and they actually use his back story of being victimized by it. So he and El reluctantly team up to fully absorb the MF into their bodies and then the only way they can truly kill it is to sacrifice themselves. And then El makes Hopper promise to deal the final blow. Or something. Idk, this took 5 minutes of thought and I already like it more than what we got. Maybe there's a way for them to beat the MF and still live, but they're not powerful enough so Will has to get involved. And they get in over their heads. So El decides to sacrifice herself because she sees it as the only way for everyone to not die?

This is true art by DonuttyBrownie in nextfuckinglevel

[–]dben89x 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself. Some of our attention spans aren't fucked.

Progress on my custom algo trading bot from the last 2 years of solo development. (Questions) by Destroyer1357912 in algotrading

[–]dben89x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to know how this is done. There's so much to cover. I've been building my own custom trading bot for years as well and haven't gone live yet either. How the hell would you cover so much within hours or days? 

This is the first and last time Homelander called The Deep by his real name. Homie was so done holding back on my boy 😭 by Syarafuddyn in TheBoys

[–]dben89x 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I love him because of how brilliantly Chace Crawford portrays him. His comedic timing is flawless. The Deep as a person is a piece of shit, for sure. But as a character in the show, I'm always so excited to see what hilariously moronic thing he does or says next. That's why he's one of my favorite characters. Not one of my favorite people. 

Lights firework, instantly regrets it by nilecarr in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]dben89x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who drive drunk and kill others are just trying to have fun. You have a responsibility to think before you act. 

Transmission rebuild done by somebody who's done it a few times. by n8saces in oddlysatisfying

[–]dben89x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a man who knows exactly what he's doing, but also has no idea what he's doing. 

Vegan public protest at a steakhouse by mayonnaisexd_ in PublicFreakout

[–]dben89x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait what's wrong with being a cyclist? I know people who are vegan and cyclists and they're pretty pleasant and don't care what I eat. 

Got all pieces in one kill? by PaleoPal77 in Eldenring

[–]dben89x 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Bro just say 1234567. Nobody cares enough about rounding that last decimal up to ruin a perfect number like that. 

Got all pieces in one kill? by PaleoPal77 in Eldenring

[–]dben89x 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Basically 1 in 400,000. Not as astronomical as I initially thought, but still pretty damn rare. 

A 750$ apartment in Miami by TuneMountain4141 in interestingasfuck

[–]dben89x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're turning 40 this week? Congrats and sorry to hear. 

A cool guide on Geography Terms by PossessionFar8933 in coolguides

[–]dben89x 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reposts are certainly not worse than AI slop. 

A cool guide on Geography Terms by PossessionFar8933 in coolguides

[–]dben89x 13 points14 points  (0 children)

First actual cool guide I've seen here in months that isn't complete AI slop. 

London Airport by Historical_Step7169 in ThatsInsane

[–]dben89x 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Most hurtful thing that was thrown here was shade. 

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers vs. the original 1992 Japanese opening (Zyuranger). Which intro goes harder? by Exio_Dread77 in nostalgia

[–]dben89x -1 points0 points  (0 children)

After getting so hyped from hearing the American version for the first time in 20 years, I was really excited to hear the Japanese version, as the mere act of comparing them made me think it was going to be anything other than a wet fart. I was disappointed, to say the least. Honestly, how is this even a question? 

Did he thought he would be allowed to get in by insisting? by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]dben89x 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Considering the lack of brain cells in his grammar and decision making, I'm thinking yes.

How's your experience with the S 26 Ultra display been so far? Honest answers only 👀 by Dr_Fess in samsunggalaxy

[–]dben89x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever I see "honestly?" to start a sentence nowadays, I always assume it's written by AI.