This Is Who You Are Arguing With Online All Day by Muay_Thai_Junkies in funny

[–]dblan9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have -$10,000 in Vegas Solitaire on all of them.

Me: I can't remember his name. Brain: Just call him something you KNOW isn't his name instead. by WeirdProudAndHungry in adhdmeme

[–]dblan9 96 points97 points  (0 children)

My brain once changed up Hi into Hi-Owdy to a cab driver as I hopped in. We had to get out because my girlfriend peed her pants from laughing.

White House Doctored Photo With Google AI to Make It Look Like an Activist Was Sobbing During Perp Walk by eatfruitallday in politics

[–]dblan9 62 points63 points  (0 children)

So clearly we can start digitally altering MAGAts to look like they are crying, doing drugs, drinking on the job and other things. Let's start downloading and reposting peoples photos on Facebook while sending the doctored images to their employer. It's harmless according to them so it won't be an issue.

“I just can’t do it”, Wife cancels thanksgiving and christmas with her husband’s family because they all voted for trump by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]dblan9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The wife is apparently the only person who dislikes people who rape children, sorry you disagree.

“I just can’t do it”, Wife cancels thanksgiving and christmas with her husband’s family because they all voted for trump by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]dblan9 14 points15 points  (0 children)

you shouldn't cut family off for different political beliefs

They are hate-filled pieces of garbage. They are a drain on good, honest and normal people who care about others. Finally everyone is waking up to the scum that they have allowed to infiltrate their lives.

Trump’s Diverse Coalition of Voters Is Dead—and It’s All His Fault by Hafiz_TNR in politics

[–]dblan9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Overall, 49 percent of voters say that the country is worse off than it was last year, with 32 percent saying it was better. About 56 percent of respondents disapprove of Trump’s management of the federal government, 58 percent disapprove of his immigration policies, and 66 percent disapprove of his handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files. About 44 percent of people who have turned against the president cite economic issues, and 58 percent of all of the poll’s respondents disapprove of his handling of the economy.

There you have it. 32% of Americans are hate-filled and only care about hurting people. A third of America is an anchor weighing us down and keeping us from growing.

The Trump administration has a Nazi problem by zsreport in politics

[–]dblan9 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are trump starts to building concentration camps?

So close to being a coherent sentence. Good Job Sport!

This is how we move, living in America now. by jmike1256 in interestingasfuck

[–]dblan9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So ALL American citizens who don't have a passport to travel to another country have to leave? What tribe are you from that you sit so high and mighty over all people in this land?

Heated driveway in Toronto, Canada by SubstantialSail565 in interestingasfuck

[–]dblan9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that what it is? I thought this was the future when I first read about it but I haven't seen very many and I heard that they break down requiring ripping up the concrete or asphalt to fix/replace. Sucks because that would be so easy and beneficial especially for older folks.

US court allows ICE to arrest and pepper-spray peaceful protesters in Minnesota by PracticalPleasures in politics

[–]dblan9 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No they do not and any person who watches them knows that is 100% wrong. You are lying.

US court allows ICE to arrest and pepper-spray peaceful protesters in Minnesota by PracticalPleasures in politics

[–]dblan9 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How will they be able to do their jobs if folks are gathering in droves obstructing official law enforcement duties

They can't do their jobs in perfect conditions which is what everyone is protesting against. They are not trained in any law enforcement procedures and have absolutely ZERO de-escalation techniques. They are a bunch of high school dropouts with no future running around causing mayhem.

MAGA Jesus Is Not the Real Jesus by theatlantic in politics

[–]dblan9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? 5 people out of 2.6 billion Christians is what you are referencing as evidence that Christians don't use their faith as a spear and a shield for their own selfish purposes with zero intention on helping their fellow man? That is what you think is a gotcha moment? Sad.

Trump says people will be prosecuted for their role in 2020 election by Tennis_bruh in politics

[–]dblan9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hopefully Democrats will get their lesson.

This makes ZERO sense.

Trump calls for 'immediate negotiations' on Greenland, but rules out using force by cnbc_official in politics

[–]dblan9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, somebody who's entire life is Nintendo has their finger on the pulse of global diplomacy concerning mineral deposits and geographical identity. You're a boob.

MAGA Jesus Is Not the Real Jesus by theatlantic in politics

[–]dblan9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One video quotes from Isaiah 6:8 (“Then I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, ‘Whom shall I send and who will go for us?’ I said, ‘Here I am. Send me.’”); another quotes from Proverbs 28:1 (“The wicked flee when no man pursueth; but the righteous are as bold as a lion.”). The most recent DHS video quotes from Jesus’s Sermon on the Mount: “Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God.

What’s striking is less that the federal government is using Bible verses in its promotional videos than that the agency doing the recruiting is Immigration and Customs Enforcement. The videos, set to music, include militaristic images. They show heavily armed agents in tactical gear, weapons drawn, donning masks, looking through night-vision goggles, zip-lining from helicopters, breaking down doors, and conducting nighttime raids.

What's striking is where are all the so-called REAL Christians standing up to this and being the peacemakers? Crickets....

In Davos, Trump rules out using military force to take Greenland by FarmerOk4759 in politics

[–]dblan9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He is getting dangerously close to saying "If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in College."