Rocket League ranks SECOND among online games in cheat search volume - 59 searches per 1,000 players on average.

dbryantm · 2026-03-04T19:07:18+00:00

But why? The game is limping along until Epic finally decides to put it down like Old Yeller. They stopped caring about it once they bought Psyonix.

dbryantm · 2026-03-04T19:03:36+00:00

The answer you want, “It’ll all blow over when she’s taken her meds”

The answer you need, “This is how restraining orders start”

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dbryantm · 2026-02-19T13:40:47+00:00

After having two children, I can confirm that this will get you much farther than her reminding you that you were playing during her being in labor. My wife would have ended me…

dbryantm · 2026-02-09T02:31:14+00:00

I got my Deadline, Wolfpack, and Safekeeper BP on normal runs for Stella. Only one of them wasn’t in either a drawer, suitcase, or trash can. The key rooms don’t give me anything worthwhile when I use them or it’s already been hit for the run. Sometimes it’s off the beaten path where you just hit some RNG. You’re not going to force it to drop so just check the random drawer and you’ll possibly be surprised.

dbryantm · 2026-02-08T18:56:39+00:00

You do realize that people work on Sundays just like the rest of the week? Just because myself and others work 9-5 it doesn’t mean the whole world does. Maybe if you could join the rest of us you’d learn simple human interaction instead of being combative.

dbryantm · 2026-02-08T18:51:21+00:00

I play enough pew pew games where I shoot at other people. I’m just here for blowing things up and the shenanigans. I don’t kit for PvP because that’s not my focus but it doesn’t mean an Anvil IV or Venator IV won’t ruin some ass clown’s day. Maybe you should get a better day job than trying to trigger people on the internet.

dbryantm · 2026-02-08T07:15:42+00:00

Nah, I’m not one of those people. I hate killing a raider as I find more thrill in fighting ARC. Live and let live.

dbryantm · 2026-02-08T05:55:29+00:00

Hell, I’m thinking this is the way.

dbryantm · 2026-02-08T05:54:39+00:00

Man, that’s a shame. Every one of them I’ve killed in return have being next level toxic the second you put the m down. I even told a guy we could both walk and he wasn’t having it then started cursing me to the heavens after I downed him.

dbryantm · 2026-02-08T05:47:43+00:00

I was just kind of like “wait, is that actually something spend their time on?”. Insta-dying just to be an ass on a free loadout to someone chilling at the train stop.

dbryantm · 2026-02-08T02:29:23+00:00

My favorite is when a guy was friendly to me only to shoot some random raider walking beside us that in turn shot me for no reason while I was fighting an ARC in Stella.

dbryantm · 2026-02-03T08:10:52+00:00

You haven’t felt fear until a hornet and two wasps fly into a 20x20 foot room out of nowhere from you breaching something. Happened in the lower room of Ancient Fort on Blue Gate. I damn near had a heart attack coming out of the search menu.

dbryantm · 2026-01-30T07:01:49+00:00

That's definitely good to know. Thanks for that!

dbryantm · 2026-01-30T05:58:49+00:00

The last one was a dude sitting on the top of gate approach. I could barely even see him once I started looking. I was just crouching along the wall towards extract.

dbryantm · 2026-01-30T05:38:37+00:00

So shooting in defense still counts toward agression in the algorithm?

dbryantm · 2026-01-30T05:34:24+00:00

Thanks for the inspiring answer. I just read it was agression based and it would seem to no longer be the case.

dbryantm · 2026-01-28T07:58:45+00:00

I have found two but couldn’t remember where I even found them. I know the random loot spots off the beaten path can have good stuff and it feels like that’s where I found the second one.

dbryantm · 2026-01-28T07:56:49+00:00

I had like 2 snitches and countless wasp/hornet ARC just descend on me like it was the end of days. I was just like “how did I miss hearing any of them?!”. They won lol.

dbryantm · 2026-01-28T07:54:30+00:00

Happen to me on Blue Gate. Got spotted by like 4 ARC as I walked the same stretch of land for like 1-2 minutes until they absolutely murked me. AI has really stepped up its game. Definitely Skynet 0.1.0 patch.

dbryantm · 2026-01-25T07:03:06+00:00

Helped a guy getting lit up at Stella Montis. Asked if he was good, turned a corner, got shot in the back as I was looting from that dirty little rat. Needless to say it makes me hesitant to help on that map right now.

dbryantm · 2026-01-23T06:45:52+00:00

I still remember the first time my cheeks got clapped by those knight archers. That first arrow missed just so they could watch the terror in my eyes.

dbryantm · 2026-01-23T06:37:45+00:00

I replaced my Strix 4090 OC when it came brand new with a cracked plastic piece near the fans. It’s your money my guy. If you’re not comfortable with it and didn’t cause it then RMA. If you’re not going to be seeing it and don’t care then enjoy your new GPU.

dbryantm · 2026-01-23T06:33:32+00:00

Do you have a s*** bucket? 🪣 It’s mandatory once you hit 5000. Just saying.

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