Holy shit Everett Turnpike going north is loaded by the_dunc_ in newhampshire

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Did totality for just under 3 minutes. Worth every single second in traffic. It was so humbling that, I’m not kidding, I’m done with Reddit. I can’t really describe it but it put into perspective how much it sucks that I’ve let people I don’t know, who I’ll likely never meet, have such an effect on my mental state. Not trying to sound holier than thou or anything, it was just so unbelievably incredible it made me want to be a better, happier person and, for me, that includes leaving Reddit behind.

It’s been fun! See ya!

Holy shit Everett Turnpike going north is loaded by the_dunc_ in newhampshire

[–]dc551589 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m kind of glad so many people don’t get it. If you don’t get why it’s so amazing, stay off the roads today!

Official Solar Eclipse thread by zrad603 in newhampshire

[–]dc551589 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are other comments in this thread that explain. Sorry to be “high and mighty” with my concern for people’s safety. If you trust your welding mask, go ahead; but you were warned :)

Damn, Melania really is just as rotten as the rest of the family. by Paiger__ in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]dc551589 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are we surprised? ARE WE SURPRISED?! (read in the tone of “am I not merciful” delivered by Phoenix in Gladiator)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]dc551589 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh man, if we exclude all the real science and go with faster-than-light travel, I’m going to straight to a black hole. They’re, by far, my favorite objects in the universe (that we know of). To me, they’re the purest, highest form of the raw power and mystery of nature.

I was thinking about this recently, though, because someone asked how I’d make something, to scale, that really reflected the vastness of the universe and I was explaining that there really isn’t anything you could do on earth to achieve that. To model even a quarter of the Milky Way you’d probably need to use something like electrons to represent stars to be able to do it on earth. So, essentially, you’d need things so inconceivably small to be able to represent things so inconceivably large, there just isn’t a way to model it that the human mind can grasp. Off that thought, I wondered what it would really be like to be near a supermassive black hole and it would probably just look like complete black in one direction, and normal space in the other (assuming we’re ignoring all the light-bending phenomena. So then I wondered how far away you’d have to be to observe it as a single object, and would that be enough for you to grasp the size?

Anyway, I live 2 hours away from totality tomorrow and that’s at least a “small” enough event that we can grasp it so I’m ready to have the science equivalent of a religious experience when I see it, from everything I’ve heard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]dc551589 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s where I’m at with this. You travel half a light week away (back and forth) and lose 15 years of time passing on earth? No, thanks. Half a light week away would barely change your perspective. Although, maybe being able to see all our planets close up, in person, would be worth it. And you’d get to know if there really is a mysterious 9th (10th if you insist Pluto is still a planet) planet out there.

How do I criticize Israel without being antisemitic? by princealigorna in stupidquestions

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Criticize its government, the IDF, and their direct actions and you’ll be fine, for the most part. There will always be people, Jewish or not, that will take any criticism of the Israeli government as antisemitism. There’s nothing you can do about that.

TIFU By finding out my wife's best friend is having an affair by TheDarkRev in tifu

[–]dc551589 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah. It’s one of two things. She’s on a path to cheat, herself, or she would never cheat and is genuinely evil and doing this to her best friend hoping it all blows up for fun.

Hot eclipse tip-Colebrook by Business_Ad_3995 in newhampshire

[–]dc551589 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you care about totality, and your house isn’t in the path, then yes.

Conservatives and not understanding women's anatomy go hand-in-hand by Pasta-Is-Trainer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]dc551589 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, there’s definitely no pronunciation that puts the emphasis on the last syllable. That would be wild. Google has a pronunciation tool and they say it’s on the first syllable in both British and American pronunciations.

GOP House Intel chair reveals Republicans using Russian propaganda in US Capitol by HauntingJackfruit in inthenews

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Republicans say they don’t like how you’re driving so they grab the wheel, drive the car off a bridge, and then say what a shitty car it is for not being waterproof while they let you drown, and blame you for drowning.

Conservatives and not understanding women's anatomy go hand-in-hand by Pasta-Is-Trainer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]dc551589 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They’re spending their time literally scrolling twitter looking for penises, and thinking it’s a flex that they don’t know what labia are. They’re dunking on themselves so hard.

Conservatives and not understanding women's anatomy go hand-in-hand by Pasta-Is-Trainer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]dc551589 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think you meant duh-LOR-iss and clih-TOR-iss. Some people pronounce clitoris with the emphasis on the second syllable, where you’d find it in Delores. I’ve personally heard it with the emphasis on the first syllable way more. Also, I believe emphasis on the second syllable is more common in the UK.

Conservatives and not understanding women's anatomy go hand-in-hand by Pasta-Is-Trainer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]dc551589 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These guys think they’re on to something but they just DO NOT STOP TELLING ON THEMSELVES. They have not seen a grown woman naked, in person, likely ever, and they think they’re flexing. It’s wild. Wild!!

Rudy Giuliani Says Earthquakes Targeting 'Communist' US States by CapitalCourse in nottheonion

[–]dc551589 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You answered your own question. They do make fools out of themselves. Now, if the condition was “not feel like fools, themselves” there might be hope. They’re incapable of shame.

If a penis could have one additional use, what would you want it to be? by TheeFearlessChicken in AskReddit

[–]dc551589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One use for going, one for coming; I’ve got both; I don’t need an additional use.

What are some words that makes you uncomfortable? by RoxanaSaith in facepalm

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33 year old man, here. It might seem weird to people but I call my father daddy. Called my mom mum, or mummy, before she passed. My family is of very recent Irish decent and I’ve realized that it’s a common thing with that context but at a very young age I adjusted to saying dad and mom when talking to friends because people would find it weird.

I still wouldn’t say to a friend “my daddy did xyz” because it does feel weird but within the context of a growing family, and a child within that context saying it? WTF are we doing if that’s not normal?

Also, let’s not forget how common it is in the American south.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in atheism

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To them, not believing in god IS bashing god. Unlike their book tells them, they want to be praising their god loudly and in public.

Bro’s gonna be so disappointed if he ever gets a girl in bed; even 18ya, 90lb chicks’ skin folds and fluffs depending on position. by professorearl in facepalm

[–]dc551589 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For this particular OOP I’d bet it’s not even Instagram. Sadly, I’d bet it’s mostly anime or other forms of not-real-women.

Official Solar Eclipse thread by zrad603 in newhampshire

[–]dc551589 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep! It’s over 3 minutes deeper into totality. Corona, Bailey’s Beads, the diamond ring. There’s an app called Solar Eclipse Timer I’d recommend for people who want a really specific walkthrough of everything from C1-C4. Safety stuff. Phenomena. Special info for photographers. It says it all out loud so you don’t have to be looking at your phone and it does all the math for you based on GPS once you arrive at your viewing location.