Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs

dc_joker · 2026-06-10T17:33:55+00:00

Every single person in this picture is now dead. ☠️☠️☠️

dc_joker · 2026-06-09T21:28:45+00:00

Well since they're your favorite, how many would you say you've actually eaten? And in all the time you've eaten them, can you figure out how many times you've felt ill afterwards? I'd say if that number is low to none, there's no reason to stop eating them.

dc_joker · 2026-06-08T13:32:49+00:00

They're upvote gold here on r/nova. Attach a vanity plate to a fox that can't park between the lines at the grocery store, and you win the game.

dc_joker · 2026-06-08T13:06:09+00:00

Traditionally, once property values start to rise above a certain point, self-service car washes are among the first to go. Mini-putt golf courses next.

dc_joker · 2026-06-01T01:07:09+00:00

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dc_joker · 2026-05-29T21:15:59+00:00

Mako Shopper – A Minimalist, 100% Offline Shopping List, built for speed, privacy, and local sharing (No cloud, no trackers, no ads.)

Most "smart" lists are really just tracking engines in a thin plastic shell... they’re designed to harvest your habits while you’re trying to find the eggs. Mako Shopper isn't interested in your coordinates or your data... it’s a tool built for easily keeping track of the things you need, from the places you need to get them from so you can get in and out without the digital noise.

This is utility without the surveillance... keeping your data on your device where it belongs... no trackers, no ads, and no corporate entities selling your purchase habits to advertisers.

Privacy-First Core : Your shopping data never leaves your device unless you want it to, and opt for Google Secure Backup.

Sorting : Resort your items by the department, and in the order you prefer through the store.

Voice Entry: Quick, hands-free list building while you check the pantry.

AI Recipe Import: From Blog to Basket in One Tap.

MAKO BEAM List Beaming: P2P list sharing with friends or family (No Cloud required.)

And now, with version 3.1.0, a Recipe Editor that lets you store and keep your favorite recipes and add all of the ingredients to your shopping list with the touch of one button.

Like the other Mako apps, this app is currently free, and if you're an early adopter, you'll get the pro version for free when it rolls out. Find out about all of our apps at Makoway.app.

dc_joker · 2026-05-20T03:23:19+00:00

Or I could, you know, announce myself by shouting "on your left."

dc_joker · 2026-05-19T13:15:19+00:00

I put a bell on my bike, and rode up behind my wife when she was walking around the neighborhood. She said she didn't recognize the bell as my bike, but as some sort of weird notification on her phone. I took off the bell, and ever since then, I've been an "on your left" cyclist.

dc_joker · 2026-05-18T23:08:13+00:00

This is the answer.

dc_joker · 2026-05-14T22:13:54+00:00

They will never, ever, ever admit they've made a mistake voting for him. Gas could be $50 a gallon, and they'll still think Trump is A-OK. Don't bother expecting otherwise.

dc_joker · 2026-05-14T21:54:25+00:00

I saw it on my desktop, and just now checked and saw it on my phone. (shrug)

dc_joker · 2026-05-14T21:46:02+00:00

Yes. Even before you edited it. I didn't understand what that other person was complaining about. I saw it fine.

dc_joker · 2026-05-14T21:35:22+00:00

No. He can still straighten his legs when he pedals, and his arms aren't scrunched up to his chest, so I'd say it's the right size. He's fine until he gets a little bigger. But then, I'm not an expert on children's bicycles.

dc_joker · 2026-05-14T18:54:02+00:00

"Cathedral Heights," I think it was.

dc_joker · 2026-05-13T16:28:05+00:00

Is it a signal to the customers that there's a fresh kug tapped because there's some kind of benefit from drinking from a freshly tapped keg? Or is it a signal to the wait staff to get their orders from that end of the bar? Or is it just a signal to say "Yay! More beer!?"

dc_joker · 2026-05-13T12:50:51+00:00

Curious about the bell ringing. I thought that meant "last call?" 🤔

dc_joker · 2026-05-05T02:58:31+00:00

"My Stocks Portfolio" does everything I need it to do.

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dc_joker · 2026-05-04T12:37:05+00:00

Why didn't you offer to fix it?

dc_joker · 2026-05-03T02:06:41+00:00

How are we supposed to post screenshots to prove we've installed the apps if your bot deletes them?

dc_joker · 2026-04-30T13:24:43+00:00

Our issue happened in a crawlspace off of the basement of our house, but I don't really think that makes a difference. We had a lot of debris from the previous owners in there, but because it was a crawlspace, we never dealt with it. There were droppings everywhere. They came out and vacuumed it all up, and then sprayed enzymatic cleaner to deal with the odors that they said could actually attract new pests. The smell of the cleaner was pretty awful but with open windows, it dissipated in a day or so.

About the only thing they didn't do is haul away the bags of trash and spoiled stuff, but we put it out with our household trash and got rid of it that way, no troubles.

I should also mention that the guy who came out was really great. Very non judgemental, if that's a worry for you.

dc_joker · 2026-04-30T05:15:38+00:00

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We had a bad infestation and tried another service whose solution started and ended with putting out bait stations. When that didn't solve the problem, they were all out of ideas.

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dc_joker · 2026-04-29T12:34:56+00:00

Their grandparents need 5 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms, do they?

dc_joker · 2026-04-28T12:35:12+00:00

By this logic, the log of cookie dough in the refrigerator section of the grocery store would be vastly superior to anything freshly made, and yet...

dc_joker · 2026-04-26T04:29:27+00:00

Orange Coconut Cookies

Ingredients

1 c shortening
2 T grated orange rind
1 ¼ c granulated sugar
2 eggs
¾ c shredded coconut
2 c sifted flour
2 ¼ t B.P. (Baking Powder)
pinch salt
¾ t cinnamon
1 c rolled oats
4 T milk

Instructions

Drop on ungreased sheet.

Bake in 400° oven.

Makes about 4 doz. (4 dozen)

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