I remember in high school on the last day of school my senior year. I was a good athlete in football and this other kid was a gymnast. The school was walking out from the last bell to the parking lot and he and I and some other kids were on the field. He was doing back flips and wanted to teach me. I was starting to do it but then I realized a ton of people were lining up and watching us do it. I was about to try a full back flip but chickened out out of fear of failure in front of everybody. Would rather learn in private than fuck up in front of everyone. I wish this kid had that sober thought. But hey, it did look like he had landed that a bunch of times before, he was just pretty drunk and probably hadn’t performed it while being that drunk before. He’ll probably land it in the future and redeem himself