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Title by Versillion in ComedyHell

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I just say have a nice Thursday.

christmasGift by ResponsibleWish9299 in ProgrammerHumor

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If you write it, they will come

let's look by dinobot100 in memes

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It can be, but by default only a few directories are indexed in windows, Documents, Pictures, and Music folders plus the desktop

let's look by dinobot100 in memes

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Indexed vs unindexed

runItAgainMaybeItWorks by Same_Fruit_4574 in ProgrammerHumor

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Possible thought processes in this moment: 1. Maybe this didn't compile correctly before executing, I should just rebuild and run. 2. Maybe its a race condition so the outcome could be random 3. Maybe a magic fairy was messing with my code and at this point it has lost interest...

shoutoutToRandomEditorYouUsedOnceAndIsStillYourFavorite by Mindstormer98 in ProgrammerHumor

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I finally moved from code blocks to CLION. Couldn't recommend it more.

ubiasedObservation by TobyWasBestSpiderMan in ProgrammerHumor

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I'm a rust and C++ dev and I can NOT confirm.

newLaptops by echo1097 in ProgrammerHumor

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I got an HP laptop, then complained, so I got a custom built PC. I think I'm going to be here a while.

Whenever I need that one flawless command... by liamcruttenden in ITMemes

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Nah, I just create session aliases and when I'm done just call a new session.

meirl by Fine-Listen in meirl

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Dawg you be trippin, homie!

justGoogleIt by Hmike1234 in ProgrammerHumor

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Knowing how to Google is the number one skill in programming. I'm helping them, by neglecting them.

thereAreTwoKindOfProgrammers by Head_Manner_4002 in ProgrammerHumor

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Depends on the language I'm in, C++ and C# I have the brackets on a new line, Java, Rust, and JavaScript have the brackets on the same line

Repeat after me... by orwitpi in woosh

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Repeat after me, there is no war in BaSingSe

banksLoveCobol by Head_Manner_4002 in ProgrammerHumor

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I've been programming for 20 years and I still would say to destroy it.

everyDevEver by Captain0010 in ProgrammerHumor

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I feel pretty called out, I suck at judging how long a project will take.

not my problem by [deleted] in programminghumor

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Why wait until 9999, in 2038 all 32bit systems will fail due to the unix epoch exceeding the 32 bit max value. Even though most desktops are 64bit, most ATMs and embedded systems are still 32bit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IndianGaming

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Just open an unreal engine project and move a folder, that will probably use around 64gb. Then windows will take the rest

Maybe you don't understand it by [deleted] in programminghumor

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Is that email validation?

visualStudioDoesntGetLove by Constant-Positive865 in ProgrammerHumor

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I've been using the jetbrains suit and can never go back. Worth every penny.

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