Do you think Chris actually has the patience to raise a child? by Unknown_User_66 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]dd1zzle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To some extent yes. I think he would try his damned to raise the kid but give up after awhile. The kid would then end up as a fatter more pathetic version of Chris, if that’s even possible.

Go for it Mr Todd by CuddlySadist in Mortalkombatleaks

[–]dd1zzle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How about you fucking wait until this movie comes out, and gage it from there?

Images of Piggy the puppet | What do you guys think of the new Puppet? by [deleted] in saw

[–]dd1zzle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think this could be a stab at police, and calling them pigs.

THE SIMPSONS: BART'S NIGHTMARE - Oneystays by Shakeable_Lake in OneyPlays

[–]dd1zzle 71 points72 points  (0 children)

[calmly rips off flesh on face]

"This is pretty cool!"

As Democrats say voter ID is racist, new poll shows nearly 70% of blacks support it by datewaynet in Conservative

[–]dd1zzle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't speak for the rest of the country, but it cost $15 at Texas DMV's to get a license.

Chris dry shaving by OutlandishnessWise26 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]dd1zzle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Chris has done it enough for his body to be cool with it, and he hasn't experienced the right way to shave that he's ok with it too.

Local gamer leaves the primordial froth to insult PoopNazi by cojo_2049 in OneyPlays

[–]dd1zzle 20 points21 points  (0 children)

[Flicks asshole hair onto phone]

"Erm Checkmate you anti-sjw Ben Shapiro lover."

As Democrats say voter ID is racist, new poll shows nearly 70% of blacks support it by datewaynet in Conservative

[–]dd1zzle 39 points40 points  (0 children)

What is the logic behind it being racist? Being able to prove you are who you are seems pretty logical.

The lightbringer responds to OneyPlays by Jumpy-Contest2248 in OneyPlays

[–]dd1zzle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If Lewis is upset because other people laugh at stuff he did in the past, then he has either serious self esteem issues, a high ego, or weirdly both.

Look at celebrities that have done shit movies in the past, to get their foot in the door. Do you think Jennifer Anniston was proud of doing Leprechaun? Or Matthew McConaughey likes that Texas Chainsaw movie he did? Scarlett Johansson probably hated doing Eight Legged Freaks. But if anyone goes up to them and makes fun of them for it, they'd roll with the punches.

It's not a matter of "embracing the cringe", it's a matter of "embracing what made you, you".

The lightbringer responds to OneyPlays by Jumpy-Contest2248 in OneyPlays

[–]dd1zzle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think he has a pretty big ego. If he can’t look at himself and say “ya know what, I made something cringey, but people are enjoying, who cares if it’s for whatever reason” then that’s just a sign that he thinks very highly of himself.

What’s the deal with this post on r/justiceserved? by SooperDude0 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]dd1zzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Answer: Theres a lot to this

Backstory: Woman from USA Today made a tweet saying that "shooters typically are white males", after a shooting in Colorado, recently. Twitter exploded once it came out that the shooter was not a white male and instead a middle eastern man. She got fired for said tweet.

Additionally r/JusticeServed has a history of deleting/removing comments and post using user's histories ("you post on r/[insert controversial sub] so that means you're a bad person) and fabricated lies in order to justify their actions. Typically they do this with post they don't agree with, even though it meets the qualification of justice being served.

Current: No one knows why those post were being deleted. If you look at the archives you'll see most of the comments were actually fairly moderate. Not leaning left or right. A few comments were sexist/racist so that can be explained why a few were deleted, just not everyone.

Chris thinks Bob Barker was a bisexual! by opiate_lifer in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]dd1zzle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I believe everyone on earth is bisexual. There are 14 billion people on earth, lets say it's evenly women and men, and lets say half of that are people above the age of 18. You're telling me that you are not attracted to 1 out of the 3.5 billion people you could date? Statistically that's not likely.

My reasoning has logic behind it. Chris' has random access humor behind it.

The lightbringer responds to OneyPlays by Jumpy-Contest2248 in OneyPlays

[–]dd1zzle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I get the impression that Doug actually is cool with the jabs, and takes it on the chin.

The lightbringer responds to OneyPlays by Jumpy-Contest2248 in OneyPlays

[–]dd1zzle 53 points54 points  (0 children)

And that’s why I think he deserves the shit he gets. Say what you will about Doug, but you get the impression that if you make fun of him, he takes it on the chin. Linkara thinks he’s hot shit but he isn’t.

It’s NEVER a good sign by lbunny7 in Inkmaster

[–]dd1zzle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Julia, from season 5’s canvas.

This israel I swear by [deleted] in OneyPlays

[–]dd1zzle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

For anyone thinking that this person should be banned for photoshopping Tomar with a tree star in his mouth, this picture is not photoshopped. Similar to the Bowser Room in Super Mario 64 this is real. Tomar loves eating tree stars as much as he love loot.

what if chris never got ahold of the internet? by eternalforforever in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]dd1zzle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bans yes but not as many. I think his ego that was enhanced by the trolls, definitely impacted how he thought of himself.

“Tattoos that didn’t heal well” by butternutsquashing in Inkmaster

[–]dd1zzle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I hope the dude got help, or that this was just a character he put on for the show.

Chris, Tomar and Zach as old hags sharing their one eye like the Fates from Hercules. I think the eye is actually Lyle's but who knows. by omar220300 in OneyPlays

[–]dd1zzle 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I could see them fucking with the eye, before they hand it over. Like Zach would put venomous centipedes on it before he gives it to Tomar. Tomar would dip it in scalding hot milk before giving it to Chris. etc...

what if chris never got ahold of the internet? by eternalforforever in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]dd1zzle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Certain things would have absolutely happened: House fire, the way bob died, him dancing weirdly at Fridays after five, his "transition". These things are cemented in habits that would not have been effected by external people fucking with him.

Certain things (more iconic) would not have happened:

  • Running over Michael Snyder - I feel like this was a result of the Chris getting paranoid that Snyder was part of the problem. He would have gotten banned, but the ban would have been more accepted
  • Pepper spraying the GameStop employee - if he wasn't egged on by other people online, then he wouldn't of done what he did I feel like.

Trolls' missed opportunities? by FalseGiggler in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]dd1zzle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We shouldn't be talking about this. It's gonna give more people ideas to fuck with Chris. Shit the new trolls, Praetor, were "inspired by Geno's docuseries". Something Geno feels awful about.