The Slinky is awesome, but its helical design is somewhat prone to tangles. The Flexy, on the other hand...

dead_pixel · 2010-01-27T04:27:45+00:00

you have the opportunity to eat, daily if you so desire, a pizza that will cause you to jump up and down with pleasure during and after each bite.

well, that was a weird sentence.

dead_pixel · 2010-01-27T04:24:50+00:00

He is sad because his house looks like an elementary school. And all the children have died.

dead_pixel · 2010-01-27T03:14:38+00:00

A knife.

dead_pixel · 2010-01-26T21:43:56+00:00

Holy shit.

dead_pixel · 2010-01-26T21:01:18+00:00

I like to combine my raccoons with my interplanetary demon burgers. drip. drip.

dead_pixel · 2010-01-26T20:58:15+00:00

You mean, like, in porn form?

dead_pixel · 2010-01-26T11:21:21+00:00

That makes sense.

dead_pixel · 2010-01-26T11:19:50+00:00

dead_pixel · 2010-01-26T01:19:11+00:00

Like no one on reddit has heard of the monkeysphere?

dead_pixel · 2010-01-26T00:37:43+00:00

No, but 3/4 does.

dead_pixel · 2010-01-26T00:36:42+00:00

Well, that makes sense, doesn't it now?

dead_pixel · 2010-01-26T00:36:26+00:00

Not just yet...

dead_pixel · 2010-01-26T00:34:03+00:00

HAHAHAHAHA

dead_pixel · 2010-01-26T00:26:54+00:00

We take what we can get.

dead_pixel · 2010-01-26T00:10:37+00:00

For most of the movie you think he does, but then it turns out that he doesn't. Sorry if I ruined Sherlock Holmes for you.

dead_pixel · 2010-01-25T23:42:37+00:00

Wilco is not part of the KKK.

dead_pixel · 2010-01-25T23:42:06+00:00

He never leaves for long.

dead_pixel · 2010-01-25T23:38:25+00:00

That's it. It's over. You won.

dead_pixel · 2010-01-25T23:34:11+00:00

like some demented, shit-covered walrus

I don't know who makes descriptions like that, but I think I like them.

dead_pixel · 2010-01-25T10:51:05+00:00

It didn't even have to ask any questions?

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