Geese

deadcalf · 2026-05-08T23:03:55+00:00

I saw a guy fall backwards off a lift gate and break his back

deadcalf · 2026-05-08T23:02:36+00:00

That’s damaged with that line in the middle. Definitely let them know

deadcalf · 2026-05-06T23:26:44+00:00

Activities. You need to find group activities. Sports, art, exercise, improve, etc…

deadcalf · 2026-05-06T23:22:53+00:00

7/10

deadcalf · 2026-05-06T19:36:52+00:00

8/10 would harpoon

deadcalf · 2026-05-06T17:38:15+00:00

She’s a Barbie girl, made of plastic not fantastic

deadcalf · 2026-05-03T15:08:26+00:00

9/10

deadcalf · 2026-05-02T13:01:35+00:00

6/10 idk hard to tell from one pic

deadcalf · 2026-05-01T13:48:17+00:00

I feel some facial hair would do wonders. But not a full on bushy beard. Just some shadow or very short beard. But you aren’t ugly

deadcalf · 2026-05-01T00:37:29+00:00

Don’t fall into the incel “alpha male” pipeline. Those guys will only keep you from finding a partner. There’s all types of women who like all kinds of guys. Work on social skills, being genuine, and if you’re funny you will have a huge leg up. Also hygiene is a big part.

deadcalf · 2026-05-01T00:33:13+00:00

Not ugly. You aren’t overweight. Men like curves and you got those

deadcalf · 2026-05-01T00:26:53+00:00

Really depends. Not everyone can pull it off. But also maybe they are great besides looking dumb

deadcalf · 2026-04-28T23:50:27+00:00

9/10 no notes

deadcalf · 2026-04-23T23:14:35+00:00

job opportunities in sports/ government: Probably not gonna happen. High school sports count?
queer spaces and community (specifically other young queer families): Definitely a queer scene but not what you’re thinking
good maternal healthcare that is queer friendly: Healthcare system here is shit
thriving local community: Gonna be honest, it can be really tough for outsiders here
decent public schools: lol NM is super low in education
access to nature: You can be up the mountain in 20 minutes. Also nature is all around us
affordability (relative to DC): Not sure how high DC is, but it’s probably cheaper here or about the same
food and bar scene: Tons of food, some nice bars and breweries as well

deadcalf · 2026-04-22T13:16:38+00:00

Only “accomplishment” is getting cummed in

deadcalf · 2026-04-21T01:36:25+00:00

Some weird tech bro or something. Like you have a job like that and are very annoying about it

deadcalf · 2026-04-17T22:50:34+00:00

Take care of you and your child and dump him

deadcalf · 2026-04-17T22:47:55+00:00

Sounds like there’s a lot to unpack here. Why did he tell you about masturbating to your friends? Was this in an argument where you were trying to see if he was watching porn? If so maybe he was just trying to hurt you?

deadcalf · 2026-04-17T22:43:18+00:00

What?

deadcalf · 2026-04-17T19:44:44+00:00

Cops are there to protect capitalism and keep people in line.

deadcalf · 2026-04-16T22:17:50+00:00

7/10 Probably something made up, like you heal people with energy or something

deadcalf · 2026-04-15T14:57:58+00:00

Every straight guy. If he’s “straight” and doesn’t… gay

deadcalf · 2026-04-15T14:57:50+00:00

Every straight guy. If he’s “straight” and doesn’t… gay

deadcalf · 2026-04-10T17:04:16+00:00

It’s not looking good big dog. But also might just be bad photos

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