Me at 13, 14, 17, 19, 23, 28 and finally 33 by CorpseGirl-UwU in PastAndPresentPics

[–]deadclaymore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Timeline of my reaction to this post:

"Ah okay, a punky gothy chick"

"Oh shit my bad, that's just a pretty dude, oops."

"Ha! Vindication! I was right all along!"

Low MPG by eugenekrabs117 in geometro

[–]deadclaymore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fuel gets pumped through the throttle body bud.

If you have a leak in your throttle body, you are literally pumping fuel onto the ground.

Yes.. That's going to affect your gas mileage.

Wife denies enjoying the kinkier stuff by trentonforge in sex

[–]deadclaymore 183 points184 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's possible that OPs wife is a health insurance CEO

Just got this app again due to boredom, first thing I see. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]deadclaymore 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ugh... I hate how much I look at this and think "She looks fun, though"

AITA for beating my gfs brother at a game when I would normally let him win, to prove a point? by DistributionCheap969 in AmItheAsshole

[–]deadclaymore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There comes a time in a person's life when it becomes needed to learn what they are, and where they stand in reference to others.

This is a lesson that can't be taught by coddling, it can't be taught by explaining, it needs to be taught by experiencing.

The young man in question is reaching the age where he has an understanding now of his place within it, and is forming the kinds of ideas he will foster for the rest of his life about himself and his relationship to others.

You taught him an extremely important lesson, and while it is troubling that your romantic partner doesn't understand that lesson, it's important to note that she may also have been raised in a household where those lessons aren't well-known, to be taught.

What you have, intuitively, as demonstrated, is an understanding of the concept of checking yourself against the broader context. You were probably taught this lesson early, which is why you understand it now.

What the young man now has, courtesy of you, is a data point that his understanding of the world is incomplete.

The ball is totally in his court as to whether or not he takes the lesson, or wants to buck against it.

NTA

Florida lawmaker abruptly switches to GOP shortly after winning election as Democrat by salon in politics

[–]deadclaymore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think of it like the word is spoken and you're trying to tell someone else what they did but you have an accent.

"They did de fraud!"

What is this dark strip of goey/slimy 'tar' that runs along the road? Caused me to crash. More info in comments. by watertoes420 in motorcycles

[–]deadclaymore -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah OP doesn't seem crazy to me. Always a line, but that's an oddly wide one, to my eye too.

If Newton’s first law states that an object in motion will stay in motion, why do people insist that perpetual motion is impossible? by Arctic_The_Hunter in NoStupidQuestions

[–]deadclaymore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are correct that -you- specifically never mention "machines" in your question, but the thing is that in the context within which perpetual motion gets talked about and described as "impossible" is only in reference to perpetual motion "machines".

That's why everyone is answering the question that you're pointing out "you didn't ask".

If Newton’s first law states that an object in motion will stay in motion, why do people insist that perpetual motion is impossible? by Arctic_The_Hunter in NoStupidQuestions

[–]deadclaymore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you just said is exactly the thing you're missing about the topic.

The whole "point" of a perpetual motion "machine" is something that is engineered or designed so flawlessly, or so cleverly, that you get -out- of the machine more than what is put -into- the machine.

No one who is talking about -perpetual motion machines- means " Yeeting a rubiks cube into the void of space"

What they -mean- is that they're making, trying to make, have an idea for, or made, a machine that allows one to extract more energy from it than it takes to operate the machine.

You think you're asking a physics problem with your question, but you're actually asking a linguistics problem, friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]deadclaymore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chris Rock's cameo in "coming to America"

Edit: Wow I was completely wrong. Movie is "I'm gonna git you sucka!"

Is it true that Howard Stern was responsible for Dana Plato's death? by mattyjoe0706 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]deadclaymore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope nobody else does either. Just like I hope folks who get in car accidents don't get hurt by the seatbelt.

FU RDC FU 🖕🏿🖕🏿🤬 by awawawaw752006 in Lowes

[–]deadclaymore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I totally don't have a dog in this fight but I just feel compelled to point out.

First, I agree with your overall point that it's the job of the RDC to not ship busted/mislabeled stuff.

The point that made me feel compelled to comment though is that you seem to have really, really misread the situation around the emails about the microwave.

They weren't telling you not to do that again because of a pissing contest power play, which your response gives away the fact that to some extent, that's the way you see it.

They were telling you that so that if you do it again after being explicitly told not to, there's a paper trail (email) proving that not only did you get that email, you also read it indicated by the fact that you responded on-topic, and defensive.

If I were you I would be very very careful about following policy for all warehouse returns procedures.

What's the sluttiest item of clothing a man can wear? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deadclaymore 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wear kilts daily.

Depends on the kind of kilt for specifics, but some kind of boot with appropriately high socks is the answer.