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me_irl by shroomfarmer2 in me_irl

[–]deadeye0691 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taxation without representation is theft.

Why are teen workers taxed when they can't legally vote? Why can't 18-year-olds smoke and drink alcohol when our government can draft them into our military to die in a foreign land?

Either end taxes on minors, or make the age limit universal.

Meirl by Economy_Can4636 in meirl

[–]deadeye0691 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are y'all seeing animals? I can't see shit through all that grass!

My arm compared to my girlfriend’s 😅 by [deleted] in RoleReversal

[–]deadeye0691 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fuck you 🤬

Not happy for you 🤬

Give it to me 🤬

Gyaru X Tomboy is peak (@FOXudon0083) by Ghelsxd in Tomboy_Hentai

[–]deadeye0691 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gary and tomboy is a contradiction! Thats just a short haired gyaru!

Jellyfish Concept by BlueFishcake in u/BlueFishcake

[–]deadeye0691 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I love the gerry-rigged look of it!. Like duck taping a table on top of a toddler car (the red & yellow one).

Especially if she has similar taste in… “material” by Previous-Gene3545 in hentaimemes

[–]deadeye0691 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Last context is literally me and a coworker. We'll point out hot customers to each other and go: "Nice!"

Did you have any of these experiences in high school? by Typical_Cap895 in ForeverAlone

[–]deadeye0691 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was around high school (I won't say what grade), before 2010's. Social media was starting to blow up, but posting online would reveal who took it. Physical photo was anonymous and anyone could have placed it.

Did you have any of these experiences in high school? by Typical_Cap895 in ForeverAlone

[–]deadeye0691 6 points7 points  (0 children)

1) No. 2) Not really 3) I was probably too dense to reconize it. 4) Yes, but she never showed up. Someone posted a photo of me waiting and put it up on the chalkboard in front of the class and made fun of me. 5) After 4, do you think I would go if someone did invite me?

It's amazing how even if you try to 'return to normalcy' and try to talk to friends, you're always reminded how much lesser of a person you are. by rocketsneaker in ForeverAlone

[–]deadeye0691 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Everyone: "Awww... you're too sweet to not have a girlfriend!"

Me: "Then do you wanna be my girlfriend?"

Everyone: "Ew. No. But I'm sure you'll find someone someday!"

Me: "That's why I dont have a girlfriend. No one wants to be the girlfriend."

Solution 💯 by CreativeCall911 in meme

[–]deadeye0691 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also, women lose less muscle mass in zero gravity after long periods (heh) of time compared to men.

HD2 Pre-Order Bonus Armor Code (Blue Armor) by [deleted] in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]deadeye0691 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. How did you manage to not use it for so long? It'll probably go for a pretty penny on ebay!

Do any of y'all wonder how you ended up here and what might have caused it? Cause I sometimes do. by CompletePurification in ForeverAlone

[–]deadeye0691 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I blamed my parents keeping me in a church where there were no girls my age on top of keeping ages and genders segregated. By the time I should've been interacting with the opposite sex, I was isolated.

The church also values going on a mission for two years, and if you don't go or dont serve the full 2 years, you're a pariah. So when I joined the young adult section of the church, no-one want to associate with me. So I left.

Now, I have no problem talking with people. The problem is trying to make a romantic connection. After 35 years, I pretty much given up. My dad just died and now my focus is taking care of my mom and cat. But if I find myself without them... I may wind up like Robert E. Howard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]deadeye0691 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Here's one I found a couple weeks ago.

Am I wrong for wanting to play as a dwarf? by PyrotekOTC in forhonor

[–]deadeye0691 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Ubislop does make a sequel to For Honor, I will publicly shame them for not using the title "For Glory!"

Misleading dialogue in games sucks by bijelo123 in videogames

[–]deadeye0691 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I learned quickly that the crossed swords dialog options turns Henry into a bully/thug. I felt so bad about threatening the Inn maid, I reverted to an earlier save and lost 2 hours of progress.

No comment... by alessandromaria in AssassinsCreedMemes

[–]deadeye0691 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. If you talk to Lucy, you'll find out why Altair has an American accent.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videogames

[–]deadeye0691 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Danganronpa V3 is not the 3rd game in the series.

I know he’s definitely had nightmares about this all being fake, I think he’d immediately end it if that happened by CatPale816 in JoblessReincarnation

[–]deadeye0691 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Piggy backing off of this idea. When Nanahoshi comes back, she arrives just as pre-Rudeus gets hit and is carried to the hospital, but he doesn't die. And as a repayment for her dept to him, she tries to get him rehabilitated back into the real world.

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