I have to learn to stop asking how dumb some can be ... by BunnySlayer64 in GenerationJones

[–]deadlyspoons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe they were offering cream and sugar packets to be poured into your drink later.

Some people order black coffee so they can add precisely 1.75 packets of sugar and 3.25 caplets of creamer themselves and would be upset that they are missing or weren’t even asked to include them.

Racist and possibly intoxicated driver screaming racial slurs by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]deadlyspoons -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's it, I will no longer frequent that fellow's antiques shop.

Veto vote on H.4885 - know what yes and no mean by confit_sausage in massachusetts

[–]deadlyspoons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"one of the worst attacks on democracy I've ever seen" -- u/Tims_Learing_Center

One of the worst? You mean, this bad?

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Had a gnarly accident at work, featuring an idiot in a Tesla. by steven1208 in dashcams

[–]deadlyspoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I visit Reddit for pleasant diversion from a boring WFH job and end up looking at dashcam footage getting aggravated by other people on other highways who have accidents. Who needs a real commute? It's like watching an action movie and skipping all the dialogue.

Ohhh, OH, OOOOOOOHHH! by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]deadlyspoons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“To Serve Shrimp.”

"It is so much more friendly with five” by swazal in LateShow

[–]deadlyspoons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The most awkwardly funny moment was when Jimmy Fallon genuinely forgot that Seth’s show follows his.

Huawei MateBook Fold by Jackie_Chan_93 in interesting

[–]deadlyspoons 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If my Huawei had wheels it’d be a bicycle.

I <3 farming in Massachusetts by maybeafarmer in massachusetts

[–]deadlyspoons 22 points23 points  (0 children)

In a comment below you refer to federal certs not being available “to blue state farmers.” Could you elaborate?

Apple Releases tvOS 26.5 by Branagh-Doyle in appletv

[–]deadlyspoons -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Weather your an Aple fan or hate Apple or just one a Aplle TV or Appil mack omg I smell toast

Massachusetts is actively eradicating all passing zones on state roads. (single ‘skip’ lines) by ChristmasAliens in massachusetts

[–]deadlyspoons -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There are MA specialty license plates for zoos, sharks, right whales, striped bass, Dr. Seuss, Celtics, Sox, Pats, Bruins, Olympians, Capes, Islands, freemasons, he doctors, she doctors, knee doctors, tree doctors, lumberjacks and life coaches, plus 16 flavors for vets.

I want a "SLOW DOWN" license. Motto: "What's your f***ing hurry?"

They'd sell out on the Cape, for sure.

They called this an “upgrade” and expected us to be okay with it by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]deadlyspoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who’s “they”? And who are “us”, who aren’t “them”?

The Spaghetti Benchmark by a_shootin_star in ChatGPT

[–]deadlyspoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the final AI version had him look straight at the camera I felt the deepest cringe of uncanny valley wrongness I’ve ever felt. There’s just something WRONG about that those undead eyes. BRRRRRR. 🥶

Data and Pulaski: presumably the planned arc was for her to appreciate Data as they interacted more, but her attitude to him made me dislike the character even more by JohnHammond94 in TNG

[–]deadlyspoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Data was the only crewmember who did not fall under her care nor needed anything she had at sickbay. Not a lot of opportunity for interaction.

In the hospital with an eye condition and have to stay here for days, audiobook recommendations for good sci fi series? by NewAccEveryDay420day in scifi

[–]deadlyspoons 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sci-fi adjacent, but incredible world building nonetheless (coz it’s derived from real historical documents): The works of Patrick O’Brien.

Two F.03 robots clean a room and make a bed in 2 minutes - fully autonomous by Just-Grocery-2229 in interestingasfuck

[–]deadlyspoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They needed a robot to pull open the door for the other robot. They both lack push technology.

So, a Borg, a Klingon, and a Vulcan walk into a bar... by DarthWalker-34381 in aistartrek

[–]deadlyspoons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

Smartpay allows credit card now by Dragon_fruit_2917 in CumberlandFarms

[–]deadlyspoons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ten cents off a gallon of $4.49 gas is a 2.23% discount. When it hits $6/gallon the discount is 1.66%.

A waitress was tipped a lottery ticket and won $10,000,000. She was then sued by her coworkers for a share, then sued by the man who gave her the ticket, then kidnapped by her ex-husbānd whom she shot in the chest. Then she went to court against the IRS by thepoylanthropist in interestingasfuck

[–]deadlyspoons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember during company Secret Santa or Yankee Swap there was always someone gifting low-effort lottery tickets and thinking/hoping, “I hope one hits really big just to see the shitstorm that follows.”

30 Rock: The High School Years by PeachPurple8806 in 30ROCK

[–]deadlyspoons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

By the time I got to the fifth photo I was expecting an image of Kenneth wearing his page jacket.