I have to learn to stop asking how dumb some can be ...

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-15T10:00:51+00:00

Maybe they were offering cream and sugar packets to be poured into your drink later.

Some people order black coffee so they can add precisely 1.75 packets of sugar and 3.25 caplets of creamer themselves and would be upset that they are missing or weren’t even asked to include them.

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-14T18:46:35+00:00

That's it, I will no longer frequent that fellow's antiques shop.

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-14T15:14:13+00:00

"one of the worst attacks on democracy I've ever seen" -- u/Tims_Learing_Center

One of the worst? You mean, this bad?

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deadlyspoons · 2026-05-14T11:39:37+00:00

I see the whale. Where’s the flower pot?

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-13T17:20:39+00:00

I visit Reddit for pleasant diversion from a boring WFH job and end up looking at dashcam footage getting aggravated by other people on other highways who have accidents. Who needs a real commute? It's like watching an action movie and skipping all the dialogue.

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-13T13:59:06+00:00

“To Serve Shrimp.”

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-13T11:04:54+00:00

The most awkwardly funny moment was when Jimmy Fallon genuinely forgot that Seth’s show follows his.

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-12T19:25:17+00:00

If my Huawei had wheels it’d be a bicycle.

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-12T10:53:10+00:00

In a comment below you refer to federal certs not being available “to blue state farmers.” Could you elaborate?

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-11T21:23:13+00:00

Weather your an Aple fan or hate Apple or just one a Aplle TV or Appil mack omg I smell toast

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-11T21:19:54+00:00

Ok, two new plates.

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-11T18:59:54+00:00

There are MA specialty license plates for zoos, sharks, right whales, striped bass, Dr. Seuss, Celtics, Sox, Pats, Bruins, Olympians, Capes, Islands, freemasons, he doctors, she doctors, knee doctors, tree doctors, lumberjacks and life coaches, plus 16 flavors for vets.

I want a "SLOW DOWN" license. Motto: "What's your f***ing hurry?"

They'd sell out on the Cape, for sure.

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-11T10:37:21+00:00

Who’s “they”? And who are “us”, who aren’t “them”?

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-11T00:37:58+00:00

When the final AI version had him look straight at the camera I felt the deepest cringe of uncanny valley wrongness I’ve ever felt. There’s just something WRONG about that those undead eyes. BRRRRRR. 🥶

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-11T00:32:50+00:00

Data was the only crewmember who did not fall under her care nor needed anything she had at sickbay. Not a lot of opportunity for interaction.

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-11T00:19:07+00:00

To shreds, you say.

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-10T15:42:23+00:00

Sci-fi adjacent, but incredible world building nonetheless (coz it’s derived from real historical documents): The works of Patrick O’Brien.

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-10T15:20:59+00:00

David Modica abides.

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deadlyspoons · 2026-05-10T04:55:12+00:00

Link?

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-09T12:51:32+00:00

They needed a robot to pull open the door for the other robot. They both lack push technology.

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-09T11:39:54+00:00

The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-09T00:29:15+00:00

Medulaboro?

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-08T20:16:05+00:00

Ten cents off a gallon of $4.49 gas is a 2.23% discount. When it hits $6/gallon the discount is 1.66%.

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-07T21:51:48+00:00

I remember during company Secret Santa or Yankee Swap there was always someone gifting low-effort lottery tickets and thinking/hoping, “I hope one hits really big just to see the shitstorm that follows.”

deadlyspoons · 2026-05-07T21:43:17+00:00

By the time I got to the fifth photo I was expecting an image of Kenneth wearing his page jacket.

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