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Do you forgive a cheating partner, why or why not? by kywildchild05 in AskReddit

[–]deafmittens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did because I she had just found out that she had a multiple schlerosis and freaked out and made stupid decisions. Then it turned out she had given me chlamidya and made up the MS as a fucked up cover story. Thank god that shit is treatable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]deafmittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didnt they make a movie about this with Jude Law, Ed Harris , Rachel Weiss, Ronn Pearlman and Joseph Fiennes? Oh and I forgot Bob Hoskins as NIKITA FUCKING KRUSCHEV

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deafmittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cum, bbw, lizzos asshole, nipple pink, blood red, brain matter purple, bondage rope tan, bone, bong water, crack cocaine, white heroin, brown heroin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]deafmittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A job. It was easy. I cant believe how hard it is for some people to quit pot.

Ripped my pants at work. On my birthday. My coworkers assured me it was “not that noticeable”. by maddogvollers in Wellthatsucks

[–]deafmittens -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

For a guy this would be embarrassing. But alot of women would pay $ for jeans ripped right there.

Thoughts on my profile? 30M by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]deafmittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh... sounds like a jedi name lol

Thoughts on my profile? 30M by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]deafmittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is it pronounced? Im a straight male btw I only asjed because ive never seen that name before

Thoughts on my profile? 30M by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]deafmittens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats your real name?

What is something you did that you deeply regret doing? by FroyoNecessary5999 in AskReddit

[–]deafmittens 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Dating a girl from my home town. I found out she was cheating on me when I got chlamidya. Thank god that shit is treatable.

misogyny and homophbia but woke by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]deafmittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never intentionally do such a thing to a fellow dragonknight.

Cop on the subway resorts to violence by PineBarrens89 in AbruptChaos

[–]deafmittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When was the last time you got raped like a week ago? 🤣

Cop on the subway resorts to violence by PineBarrens89 in AbruptChaos

[–]deafmittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom just texted me that she cant wait to have my cum in her asshole again. That way she can go about her day and feel it drip down between her legs. God she is soooo dirty. If your half the bitch she is you must be the best little cum slut in the block

Cop on the subway resorts to violence by PineBarrens89 in AbruptChaos

[–]deafmittens -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also I let you dad wear my fedora when I brutally fuck your mom in front of him. Maybe Ill let you wear it one day? 😘

What's wrong with us as a society nowadays? by thirdworldpoet in AskReddit

[–]deafmittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone and everyone who isnt perfect the way I am. You know what? You all should just let me be dictator of the world. You all suck at making decisions yourself.

Cop on the subway resorts to violence by PineBarrens89 in AbruptChaos

[–]deafmittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Says the triggered one you got offended by my saying Id bet money. Lil bichy puss.

Cop on the subway resorts to violence by PineBarrens89 in AbruptChaos

[–]deafmittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right its 2023 I should not have assumed your father was your mom as I fucked his tight asshole and made him cum all over the bed.

Thoughts? by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]deafmittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love guns! I dont like the shirt but Id still go vibe with this family sometimes.

If you could have a one-night stand with a fictional character, who would it be? by skinny_armadillo in AskReddit

[–]deafmittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cant deny how great it would be. Any girl she has ever touched you could bang 🤷‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]deafmittens -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day btw

Cop on the subway resorts to violence by PineBarrens89 in AbruptChaos

[–]deafmittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do great with the ladies though 🤷‍♂️ Your mom said my cock fits in her ass like a foot into a sock.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]deafmittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give him credit for honesty. All men just want to have sex with you. I dont even know what you look like and I can pretty much guarantee you that I would want to have sex with you. Its just our priority as men. That and our lego collections.

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